Update-9
Pawan- to lavduo kaisa hua paper?
Arjun- mere ek mahine ka phukne ka jugad hogya bc
Daksh- are Bhai next party bhi to Bhai ne sponsor karni hai
Pawan- beta pass bhi ho jaoge?
Daksh- beta maal aur maal dono ko bajake jo maine padhae ki hai na uske jaisi tune pure ek sem me nahi ki hogi
Arjun- tu kisko baja aaya raat ko?
Daksh- madarchood dialog kharab mat kar
Pawan- marks pata lagne de fir dekhta hu tumko
Aur Kal ke notes personally bejh diye hai
Padh lena chutiyo kuch
Daksh- chal chal baap ko mat sikha
Pawan ke jane ke baad
Arjun- kaisa hua be paper
Daksh- loda ek bhi nahi aata tha
Arjun- hahahahaha mujhe bhi
Uski gand jalane me bahut maja aata hai
Daksh- mujhe to Kiran ne dikha diye sab kuch
Arjun- mujhe Priya ne
Top karenge dono bhai
Daksh- us Lund ke bache se to jada hi marks aaenge for sure
Arjun- chal essi baat me fukne chalte hai
Daksh- chal bc
Kal ki bhi baat karli Kiran se
Arjun- chhod de fer
Daksh- lode paper ki baat kar raha hu
Arjun- vo tayar bathi hai
Daksh- ha ha beta main srk aur va meri gauri hai na jo bc tayar bathi hai
Bosdike aisi choriya humse kosso door rahti hai
Arjun- acha to tere aas pass kyu ghum rahi hai
Daksh- well mujhe lag raha hai usse kuch badi chhij chahiye
Aur pure college me sabse bada to mere pass hi hai
Arjun- beta sabko apna nunu top hi lagta hai
Hritik- akele akele kaha Maa chudane ja rahe ho
Daksh- ek baat bata
Kya vo jo sab bolte hai vo sach hai
Hritik- aur Kya bolte hai sab
Daksh- ki tu ek Ladki ke chakar me 8 saal raha aur vo fir bhi na patti tujhse
Hritik- lol hahahhaah
Ha sach hai
Arjun- hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chutiya
La number de , do Dino me pata ke dikhata hu
Hritik- beta muhobaat thi esliye jane deta
Agar hawas hoti to mere niche hoti
Daksh- waw bc
Waw
Arjun- taliya bajati rahni chahiye
Etni achi shayari sunae hai londe de
Hritik- kabhi pyaar nahi hu kya
Ye(arjun) to chutiya hai
Daksh tujhe nahi hua?
Kya tu bhool gaya sab Etni aasani se
Daksh- ha Bhai sab bhul gaya Etni aasani se
Essi me sabki bhalae thi
Hritik- mere se to nahi bhulaya ja raha
Arjun- us din to bahut badi badi fek raha tha
Hritik- chal jane de
Ye bata maal kon fuk raha hai aaj
Daksh aur Arjun dono acting karte hue
Na yaar padhna hai
Hritik- ohh madarchood gand me sariya gused dunga
Fir ussi ko table bana ke padhte rahna
Daksh- bc chair bol lode
Chair bana ke padhna
Yaar aaj Kal ki generation na
Uff
Hritik- ha ha na madarchood tu to bahut purani generation ka hai na
Arjun- abe chhod na
Tu bata kal kaha chala gaya tha
Daksh- guess kar
Arjun- apni gand me chatri deke mor banke naach raha tha
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Daksh- ha kuch aisa hi kar raha tha
Arjun- ab bhokega
Daksh- are vo Kiran ki notebook dena bhul gaya aur vo bc raat ko pareshan karne lagi to bas ussi ki notebook dene gaya tha
Hritik- raat ko aur vo bhi girls hostel me
Chutiya mat bana
Daksh- Simran ko bulaya tha
Arjun- bas vahi ruk ja
Nikalne wala hai
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Daksh- bhaiya teen cigarette, do colddrink aur ek glass garam pani kisi ko khawab se jagana tha
Arjun- aage kya hua?
Daksh- usko phukna tha
To lake pe gaye fuka aur vapas aa gaye
Hritik- ye lodu pakka kuch chupa raha hai
Daksh- teri kasam kuch nahi chhupa raha
Hritik- ohh madarchood hath hata mere sir se
Bc Virgin hu abhi
Arjun- are bc
Age ka khayal karle bc
Jung lag jaega
Hritik- I’m proud to be a Virgin
Daksh- bro you can’t be proud of something you haven’t done
Arjun- burn
Roasted by my brother
Hritik- tum kya jano bc
Main bacha ke rakhi hai kisi someone special ke liye
Arjun- khash usne bhi tere liye bacha ke rakhi ho
Hritik- it doesn’t matter
Main aisa kuch expect nahi kar raha
Daksh- are yaar bc kitni bakchodi karoge
Arjun- aur kya kaam Hai tujhe
Daksh- mujhe date pe jana hai
Hritik- loda mera
Sakal dekhi hai apni
Kon ja rahi hai tere sath date pe
Daksh- simran
Arjun- dosti yahi ki yahi khatam ho jaegi aaj
Simran sirf raaj ki hai
Daksh- Maa ke lode tera naam Arjun hai
Arjun- Simran sirf Arjun ki hai
Daksh- ghaash bhi nahi dalti tujhe vo
Arjun- beta tu maal phukva deta hai esliye thodi hava dedeti hai tujhe
Nahi to ghanta kuch nahi hone wala tujhe
Daksh- oyo bhi book kara liya
Arjun- main es cold drink ki bottle me doob ke suicide kar lunga
Daksh- condom kis flavor ka leke jau
Ya fir bina condoms ke
Arjun- abe bahut hogya
Ye bata paper kiska hai kal
Daksh- thermo ka
Hritik- bc first year me kisko thermo hoti hai
Daksh- mujhe to Naman ne bataya hai
Hritik- bhosdike vo dusri branch ka hai
Aur us chutiye ko bhi nahi pata hoga
First year me thermo nahi hoti
Arjun- engineering mechanics
Daksh- gand mat faad bhai
Arjun- ab to faat gaye bhai
Ab jo jo engineering field se hai vo samjh jaega ki em kya thi
Vo teen apne room ki taraf aise bhage jaise piche pagal kutta pad gaya ho
Aur jate hi 5 kilo ki book utha li
Lund ek word samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki sala likha kya hai
Kuch bhi ho raha tha Bhai usme
Aur ek hum the jinhone aaj tak class me kuch suna hi nahi tha
Lavda gand kaise faateti hai ye us din pata chala
Bhai yakin mano subah 4 baje tak padhte rahe aur Lund ek word samjh me nahi aaya
Bas bc paglo ki tarah ratate rahe aur jo thoda bahut yaad raha vo bc maal phukhne ke baad dimag se gayab hogya
Par jab 5 baje aur maal ka nasha aur dar se gand fatne lagi tab chalne laga engineers ka dimag
Bc jo puri raat me nahi hua vo ab minutes me ho raha tha
Aur bc londe bhi aise the ki sale aaj pure hostel me bhagte gum rahe the ki kahi se kuch bhi help mil jaye to bas bhagwan mil jaye
Sabki barobar gand faat rahi thi aur sab books me aise ghuse hue the ki bc abhi koe ladki nikal ke aaegi aur bolegi mujhe chhod do
9 baje tak sab padte rahe aur fir jaise the ussi halat me bas kapde pehan ke college pahuch gaye
Exam diya aur sab rone jaisi sakal leke class se bahar nikalne lage
Arjun- lath gaad diya bc aaj to
Daksh- tere Bhai ne bhi
Karan- main fail
Bc ek question bhi nahi aata tha
Jate hi sogya
Daksh- proud of you my boy
Karan- raat ko nikle kahi?
Weekend aagaya bc
Daksh- ha yaar kal jada hi marva li
Aaj chalte hai
Thodi bakchodi marte hai
Karan- main sabko batata hu
Kaha aur kaise karna hai
Daksh- thik
Thodi jaldi start karna
Arjun- tujhe aaj kal bahut jaldi rahti hai
Daksh- bc jaldi nahi
Aaram se bathenge
Jaldi nahi karna
Esliye bol raha hu
Sab thodi bakchodi karte hai aur fir apne aapne room me chale jate hai
Daksh apne room me jake fir poonam ke khayalo me kho jata hai
Daksh- I promise jindagi me ek baar to tumse jarur milunga
Puchunga tumse ki akhir kya kami rah gaye the mera pyaar me
Ya koe mujhse bhi jada pyaar karne wala mil gaya tumse
Pata Hai jindagi me tujhse badhkar kisi ko nahi chaha maine
Sab kuch tujhe mana lekin tu bhi mera sath chhod ke chali gaye
Ab Bata kya hi Bach gaya mere paas
Kuch bhi nahi na?
Tu hi to thi mere paas bas aur to kabhi kuch tha hi nahi mere paas
Chal koe baat nahi
Maan lete Hai ki Teri bhi koe majburi rahi hogi
Maan leta hu ki galti es baar bhi meri hi rahi hogi
Par bhagwan janta hai beta tere liye mere under sirf pyaar hi pyaar tha….
