Update-8
Ruchi- Daksh jo kal hua vo sab nashe ki vajah se hua tha
Please usse serious mat lena
Main Naman ko khona nahi chahti
Daksh- dekh mujhe Lund fark nahi padta ki nashe ki vajah se hua ya nahi
Agar tera dobara man kare to rasta tujhe pata hai aur agar nahi man kare tab bhi tujhe pata hi hai
Mujhe ghanta tujhse fark nahi padta
Ha ek aur baat agar dusri baar , beshak nashe me hi agar tera man kara to main chhodunga nahi
Ye jo teri gand hai na badi badi faad ke rakh dunga esse
Aur hathiyaar to tune dekh hi liya hai
Aur Daksh vaha se chala jata hai
Jaha vo apni classes attend karta hai aur kal ke notes jugad karne ki kosis karta hai
Kyuki kal se class test suru hone wale the
Arjun jo uske sath hi tha
Arjun- bc ye college hai ya school
Sala college me class test kon rakhta hai be
Daksh- beta es college me parents teacher meeting bhi hoti hai
Aur ha marks bhi Ghar bejhe jate hai
Arjun- kyu gand faad raha hai be
Daksh- jake seniors se puch le
Arjun- Simran se puchta hu
Daksh- senior ke naam pe tujhe vohi yaad aati hai kya
Arjun- dimag se uske bade bade nikal hi nahi rahe
Bc pata nahi kitni baar soch soch ke hila chuka hu
Daksh- bas hilata hi rahiyo
Ek din toot ke gir jana hai
Arjun- are Bhai kya batau
Kuch jadu hai usme
Kasam se har baar ek jaisa hi feel hota hai
Daksh- jab kaal exam me gand fategi tab alag feel ho jaega
Arjun- tu alag panoti hai bc
Acha bata kal test kis chhij ka hai
Daksh- mujhe kya pata
Arjun- to bc apan notes kis chhij ke maang rahe hai
Daksh- kal ke exam ka
Arjun- par apan ko to yehi nahi pata ki exam kiska hai
Daksh- lekin lavde hum to notes maang rahe hai na jab milenge to apne aap pata chal jaega ki kis chhij ka exam hai
Arjun- dimag to hai tujhme
Daksh- common sense bolte hai esse
Ye bechare sare londo se notes maang chuke the aur kisi bhi chutiyo ke pass notes nahi the
Ab bachi sirf ladkiya thi jo ghanta enko kuch nahi deti
Arjun- Ab kya kare
Daksh- try karte hai
Arjun- main nahi ja raha
Ye bc pehle se hi bhadki hue hai mere se
Daksh- thik hai main jata hu
Aur Daksh pahuch jata hai Kiran ke paas
Kiran yaad hai na jiske chakar me sabse pehle ladae hue thi
Daksh- hie
Kiran Daksh ko dekh ke sakal banate hue hie
Daksh- kaisi ho?
Kiran- abhi to thik thi par abka pata nahi
Daksh- movie chalogi mere sath
Ye naya tha usne Daksh se ye expect nahi Kiya tha
Daksh usse thoda bahut pasand tha aur uske baat karne ke tarike ke karan thoda napasand bhi
Kiran- apne dosto ko lejao
Daksh- unke sath vo majja kaha jo tumhre sath hai
Kiran- Kal se exam hai
Daksh- exam ke baad chal lenge
Kiran- kon kon
Daksh- main aur tum
Kiran- main tumhre sath akeli kyu jau
Daksh- to tum apni dosto ke le aana
Kiran- fir tum bore ho jaoge
Daksh- nahi main tumhe company de dunga
Kiran- uske liye hi meri friends hogi
Daksh- to unko dedunga
Kiran- unke liye main hungi
Daksh- yaar tumhe chalna hai to batao
Dimag ki gand mat maro
Kiran- dekha main sirf yehi dekhne ke liye ye sab bol rahi thi
Do minutes to tumse ache se baat hoti nahi aur movie ki baat Kar rahe ho
Daksh- to hotel me chal lete hai
Vaha ache se baat kar lunga
Kiran- kyaaaaa matlab hai tumhra
Daksh- are yaar chalna hai to batao
Kiran- nahi
Daksh- acha fir kal ke exam ke notes hi dedo
Kiran bura sa face bana ke
Jab tumhe notes hi chahiye the to etna guma fira ke kya baat kar rahe the
Sidha bhi bol sakte the
Daksh- nahi actually main baat to movie ki hi karne aaya tha lekin tumhne mana kar diya to socha notes hi leleta hu
Kiran Daksh ko notes dete hue
Half hour me print karake vapas kar dena
Aur next week exam ke baad chalenge
Daksh- thank you thank you
Aur Daksh ne last week me chalne ki to baat sayad suni hi nahi aur Arjun ko leke class se bahar bhag gaya
Jab unhe Pawan, Karan aur Hritik bhi mil gaye
Karan- aur lodo kaha ja rahe ho
Daksh- notes maang ke laye hai
Xerox karane
Pawan- tum dono sach me chutiya ho kya?
Arjun- Abe lund ke bachhe
Kya problem hai tujhe
Pawan- bosdike teacher ne group pe pdf daal di hai
Usse se hi padhna hai
Aur ye kiski notebook hai
Daksh- Kiran ki
Konse group pe
Pawan- first year ke
Arjun- first year ka group bhi hai
Hritik- ha beta first year ka group bhi hai
Jaha sare notes pade hai
Eski jarurat nahi hai
Usko notebook vapas karte hue
Daksh- madarchood matlab hum ek ghante se aise hi gand mara rahe the
Karan- chutiya hona tum dono
Arjun- Daksh aaj kal kuch jada bejati hone lag gaye hai
Kuch karna padega
Pawan- tum chutiye ho
Kuch nahi kar sakte
Aur ye Kiran ne badi notebook dedi tujhe
Arjun- esse de hai
Pawan- ohh sorry
Teri sakal pe to mutegi bhi nahi
Arjun- hogya tera madarchood
Pawan- chal aaja sutta marne chalte hai
Arjun- padhna hai mere ko
Karan- dekhiyo es chutiye ko
Padhna hai mere ko
Chup chhap chal le nahi to group pe add tu abhi bhi nahi hua hai
Arjun- paap lagega bc tum logo ko
Acha khasa padhna ka mood kar raha tha
Aur ye bakchodi karte karte ye log sutte ke dukan pe pahuch jate hai
Pawan- main shart laga ke kah sakta hu en dono loduo ko ye bhi nahi pata hoga ki kal test kiska hai
Daksh- main shart laga ke kahta hu kal ke exam me es lodu se to jada hi number leke aaunga
Pawan- agar aisa hogya to next party main sponsor karunga
Arjun- madarchod ye ye nahi main bhi tujhse jada number launga
Pawan- tere ek mahine ke sutte meri taraf se
Hritik- jada nahi bol gaya ye
Karan- bosdika pura syllabus pehle se hi padh ke batha hai esliye bakchodi kar raha hai
Daksh- kaha se aate hai aise log
Yaha Hume ye nahi pata ki bc kal exam kiska hai aur ye bhai sahab pura syllabus padh ke batha hai
Arjun- are chutiye hai ye sab
Tu tension mat le
Aaj tabhai macha denge
Daksh- mujhe tension teri hai
Bc Bina Matlab ke khud gaya bich me
Arjun- trust nahi hai kya bc
Daksh- trust to mujhe sirf mere lode pe hai
Ab tum mera loda hai to alag baat nahi nahi to Maa chuda
Pawan- Kiran ke piche lag gaya hai bosdike tu
Daksh- bc bas notes bhagne gaya tha
Arjun- humko to loda bhi na de vo
Daksh- kyuki uske pass loda hai hi nahi
Pawan- beta kuch to baat hai
Bata kya raita faila ke aaya hai tu
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi bc
Pawan- Sach Sach Bata bosdike
Daksh- usko bola ki next week movie pe chalegi kya
Pawan- dekhaa
Arjun- madarchod bhul gaya tu ki kaand ho rakha hai uske sath
Daksh- main to sirf notes mangne ke liye bola tha
Ab usne ha kardi to bc main kya karu
Arjun- doob ke marja bc
I’m out
Daksh- ohh bosdike acting mat kar
Chal jake padhae karte hai ye sare to padh ke bathe hai
Aur fir apne apne room me chale jate hai
Dinner ke time tak timepass karte hai aur dinner ke baad Arjun aur Daksh decide karte hai ki vo dono half half padhenge aur baki ka half ek dusre ko padha denge
Ye soch ke room me aaye lekin Daksh to aate hi suru ho gaya jo vo etne dino se kar raha tha
Usne poonam ke message khole aur unhe padhne laga fir uske photo ko dekhne laga
Kabhi uske chehre par khushi to kabhi dard ke bhav dikh rahe the
Bechara kya karta pure din apni feeling sabse chhupa ke rakhta taki koe usse kamjor na samjhe aur fir jab akela hota to en hi feelings ko yaad karke rota rahta
Kafi time hogya tha aur Daksh ne ab phone band karke joint jala liya aur sath me books bhi khol li
Usne abhi padhan start hi kiya tha ki kisi unknown number se call aagaye
Daksh ne uthaya hi nahi fir dubara aae tab bhi nahi uthaya aur tisri baar jab aaya to gusse me
Kiski maa chud rahi hai?
Kiran- meri notebook nahi di hai tumne
Kal exam hai main kisse padhungi
Daksh- I’m so sorry yaar main bhul gaya tha
Jo Sir ne notes dale hai usse padh lo yaar Kal pakka dedunga
Kiran- nahi mujhe meri notebook chahiye abhi ke abhi
Daksh- abhi allow nahi hai yaar
Kaise aau
Kiran- mujhe nahi pata
Mujhe bas meri notebook chahiye
Daksh- acha la raha hu teri notebook
Dimag mat kharab kar
Aur Daksh ne gusse me phone kaat diya
Daksh Simran ko call karta hai
Simran- are kya baat hai aaj humari yaad Kaise aa gaye
Daksh- yaar aap senior ho aur mujhe ek notebook deni hai girls hostel me please help kardo
Simran- mujhe kya milega
Daksh- kya chahiye aapko
Simran- maal hai tumhre paas
Daksh- ha ye notebook ka karao fir dedunga
Simran- dedunga nahi
Bahar chal ke fuk ke aaenge
Daksh- allow nahi hai hume
Simran- mere sath chalna
Okay gate pe milo
Daksh maal aur uski notebook uthta hai aur gate pe chala jata hai
Thodi der baad Simran bhi aajati hai aur dono college ke bahar chale jate hai
Simran senior thi aur seniors ko allow rahta hai aur uske sath sath daksh bhi nikal gaya
Dono vahi lake wali side pahuche aur fukne lag gaye
Simran- tumhri girlfriend nahi hai
Daksh- nahi
Simran- help karu?
Daksh- mujhe relationship nahi chahiye
To be honest
Simran- yaha sab enjoy karte hai
Koe serious nahi hai
Daksh- mujhse ye babu sona wali bakchodi nahi hogi ab
Simran- heart broken
Daksh- kind off
Simran- acha batao main kaisi lagti hu
Daksh- bomb
Simran- eska matlab tum uske gum se nikal chuke ho
Nahi to na etni jaldi reply karte aur na aisa reply karte
Daksh- jaruri nahi hai
Maine usse sab kuch diya still….
Simran- don’t cry like a baby yaar
Daksh Halka smile dedeta hai
Simran- tum college me kisi bhi ladki pe hath rakh do
Main tumhri setting kara dungi
Daksh- mujhe nahi karni
Ha agar koe sirf physical relationship tak rahna chahti hai to thik hai
But no relationship
Simran- tum kitni ladkiyo se baat kiye ho college me abhi tak
Daksh- aapko mila ke
Simran- ha mujhe mile ke aur apni dosto ki girlfriend ko chhod ke
Daksh- aapko mila ke teen sayad
Simran- ek main, ek Rashmi aur
Daksh- ek se aaj notes mange the
Simran- jab tum baat hi nahi kar rahe kisi se to tumhe kaise lagta hai ki koe Ladki aaegi aur bolegi mujhe chhod do
Daksh kuch nahi bolta kyuki kafi had tak Simran sahi bhi thi
Simran- acha batao
Agar koe ladki ready hogi to kyu hogi
Daksh- mostly because usse relationship nahi chahiye
Simran- aur kya expect karegi
Daksh- good sex and privacy
Simran- aur privacy ka pata kaise chalega
Jab vo tumhe trust karegi
Ha na aur trust jab karegi jab tum usse baat karoge
Daksh- aapka bhi boyfriend nahi hai
Aap tayar ho jao
Aap aur main tabhai macha denge
Simran- hehehe mujhe pe hi try marne lag gaye tum to
Daksh- Aap mujhe jante ho
Sab pata bhi hai ki main kaisa hu
Aur agar trust nahi hota to aaj akele etni raat me mere sath aati bhi nahi
Simran- tum sahi ho
Lekin maine socha nahi
Daksh ne unke hath se joint liya aur unke blowbag dene laga
Nashediyo ko pata hoga
Aur end hote hote Daksh ne apne honth halke se Simran ke hotto se touch kara diye the
Simran ki aankhen abhi band thi nashe ki vajah se
Kuch seconds baad usne aakhen kholi, jo hua uske bare me socha aur fir Daksh ko ek jhatke se kiss karne lagi
Daksh bhi uski gand apne hatho me bhar ke janwaro ki tarah usse kiss karne laga
Uske hatho ki moments etni jada ho rahi thi ki usne Simran ko gand se utha liya tha aur Simran ke pair uske kamar ki charo taraf lipte hue the
Aur dono nashe me ek dusre ko Pagal ki tarah chhume ja rahe the
Tabhi Simran ko apni chut ke pass vibration hone laga jisse vo thodi hosh me aae
Actually vo Daksh ka phone baj raha tha aur Kiran gand mara rahi thi
Daksh ne bas etna hi kaha
10 minutes aur phone kaat diya
Aur Simran ki bra ki strips ko thik kiya jo sayad abhi kharab ho gaye the aur fir dono vapas college ki taraf chal pade….

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