Chapter 30
Preeti ki pass pahuch kar Kiran usse galay milti hai aur fir dono Ruby ko phone laga kar uske milne ka boltay hai. Sham saat baje sabhi ladkiya mil kar ek disco main party karne ka sochti hai aur fir Kiran Preeti ko apni ladke dikhai ke baare main bata deti hai. Preeti yeh soon kar bahut kush hoti hai aur usse gallay laga kar apni kushi zahir karti hai. abhi sham ke 5 hi baje hotay hai ki Kiran ko Karan ka phone aa jata hai.
Karan uska haal chal puchta hai aur fir usse thodi baatay karta hai, Kiran bhi usse baatain karti rehti hai aur dono main thodi thodi understanding ban ne lag jaati hai. Par Karan aab bhi Kiran ko date marne ke liye manata rehta hai. Aur Kiran usse mana karti rehti hai.
Phone pay hui lambi baat ke baad, Kiran Veer ko phone laga leti hai aur usse journey ki best wishes deti hai.
Sham ko teeni ladkiya Preeti ki ghar main ekathi ho jaati hai aur fir disco nikal jaati hai. Disco main woo ek soft corner le kar beth jaati hai.
Preeti: Listen Ruby Kiran humare liye ek surprise laye hai
Kiran: yaar aab surprise kaisa tujhe to pata hai
Ruby: hey mujhe batao kya hai
Kiran: ok……. surprise yeh tha ki mere ko ladke ne pasand kiya hai and soon meri engagement ho sakti hai
Ruby: wooooooooowwwwwww……… lovely girl, kaun hai… aur kaisa hai…….
Kiran: uska naam Karan hai and yeh uski picture hai (usse apne cell phone main se dekha deti hai)
Preeti: hey tumne mujhe to dekhai nahi……….
Kiran: tooo aab dekh loo
Ruby: wow yaar he such a handsome…… trust me he must be having lots of girl friends
Preeti: haa yaar…… bahut killer looks hai iskay…..
Kiran: yaar now I am confused???
Preeti: oye confuse kyo… he looks great, my dont you marry him..
Kiran: yaar yehi main decide nahi kar paa rahi…
Ruby: kyo darling….
Kiran: firstly he want to date before marriage, secondly he cashes his looks for girls and dont have knowledge of this business
Preeti: yaar jab paisa aa raha hai… then why worry
Ruby: aur yaar humko hi dekhle…. we also love to have boys for sex….
Kiran: asal baat yeh hai…. Preeti to uss din disco main milli thi uss ladke se
Preeti: yaa I remember you teenage boy friend
Kiran: kal humne dinner kiya and we both liked each other very much and now I am double minded
Ruby: acha tujhe koi aur bhi pasand hai….
Kiran: pasand hai… he takes care of his business and he loves for last 10-12 years
Preeti: yea its confusing…
Ruby: to tune kya decide kiya hai…
Kiran: agar decide hota to main tumhe seedha jawab bata deti… maine apne sapne bhi naho socha tha ki mujhe aisi situation main fasna pad sakta hai… agar main Karan ko jawab deti hu aur Veer se aagay baat chalati hoo.. and aagay chal kar mujhe Veer ki andar kuch baat sahi naa lagi then I cant revert back to Karan. Aur agar main Veer ko mana kar deti hoo aur Karan ki andar koi kami nikli then Veer wont accept me… cause he will leave me forever…
Preeti: yaar…. teri to seep lag gayi…
Ruby: ek baat maan… dono se continue rakh but Veer se zayda… look him closely and then tell Karan about your love I am sure he will understand.
Kiran: yaar understand to thek hai.. ek baat socho.. agar main kissi ek ko dusare ke baare main bata deti hoo then you woo future main mujhe yeh samje gey ki main uss time usse nahi kissi aur ko pasand karti thi…
Preeti: she is right………
Ruby: tujhe ek idea deti hoo dono kio test karne kaa…. but yeh idea bold hai.. tu dono ko mana kar de shaadi naa karne kaa.. they both will get desperate and ask why aur dono ko ek duje ke barre main bata dey.. real man will ask for your happiness. Aur jab woo thoda time guzar jae dekh dono main se kaun move on karta hai.. I mean tujhe tang nahi karta. Marry that one.
Kiran: ismain kya logic hai…
Ruby: logic yeh hai, jo tere liye desperate hoga. Woo tujhe paane ki jee jaan koshish karre gaa and trust me aise log bahut hotay hai. Aur aise logo ke demag nahi hota… demag iss liye nahi hota cause they are desperate to get you on bed. And when they had you they will walk away or leave you. Aab jo banda tere liye kissi bhi cheez ki kurbani de sakta hai in real woo tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hai…
Preeti: yaar yeh sahi bol rahi hai… I mean humari parents humare liye apni kitni kushiya kurban kartay hai and in real they love us… and thats the also those who do love marriages get divorse very easily…
Kiran ko Ruby ki baat main dum lagta hai..
Kiran: great but agar yeh test Karan pass kar gea aur mujhe Veer pasand aya then??
Ruby: then… marry Karan… ek baat bata doo admi jitna sex apni biwi ke sath enjoy karta hai utna apni girlfriend ke sath nahi karta…. aur jab woo test pass kar gea I am sure tu usse aagay bhi mana legi I am take care of his business for which he is not interested. Aur jab woo test pass hi kar gea to woo tere liye apni duniya mutthi main kar lega..
Kiran: aur veer ka kya…??
Ruby: you know jab usse tu nahi milli too woo kissi aur main tujhe dondhay gaa… shayad usse koi mil bhi jae gi..
Kiran: hmmm……… I care about veer cause he came to my city just for me….
Ruby: hmm…… ek bar test zaroor kar and see result then make you mind.
Preeti: yaar demag ka tail nikal gea… kuch drink lee I mean breezer???
Ruby: saali aur kya tera demag aprem nikalay gaa… hahahaha
Kiran: sach main yaar aaj to demag ghoom gea… chal guys ki tarah chilled beer petay hai…
Preeti: yesssssssss to aaj party fultu….
Disco main music loud ho jaata hai jaise jaise raat aagay baadti hai… teeni ladkiya ne 3 beers chada lee thi aur nashe main aa rahi thi… nasha hone se teeno dance floor par chal kar nachne lag jaati hai aur kai ladke unke sath nachne lag jaatay hai… nachne walo main se ek ladka Kiran ke sath ched chad karne lag jaata hai aur apna lawda Kiran ki gand par ghasane lag jaata hai.
Preeti aur Ruby bhi kuch ladko ke sath nach rahi hoti hai… aur Ruby ko bhi ek ladka chedne lag jaata hai.. Maaholl bahut mast ho chuka hota hai aur Kiran ke sath wala ladka apni had par kar deta hai. Woo apna lawda Kiran ki gand par set karke uske sath ghase marta hai… Kiran ko yeh bahut a jeeb lagta hai.. woo usse apna alag ho kar nachti hai par woo fir uske pichay aa jaata hai.
Woo ladka apni had bikul par karke Kiran ko pichay se pakad kar chumne lag jaata hai aur Kiran usse alag hone ki koshish karti hai.. yeh saari ghatna ek bouncer dekh raha hota hai. Woo pass aakar ladke ko puchta hai… kya aap isse jantay hai. woo nashe main naa ka jawab deta hai.. bouncer uske bolta hai. jab aap inhe jaantay nahi to apni had main rahe aur inse dur hi rahe.. ladka unpar apna rob jhadta hai. Bouncer usse kanda par betha kar Disco ke bahar faink deta hai.
Sabhi log yeh dekh kar dang reh jaatay hai.. Preeti dono ko bolti hai. Yaar aab panga ho sakta hai… kya naa aab hum ghar chalay.. Kiran yaar bahar to woo kuta ladka humhe dekhe gaa aur fir lagge gaa. Preeti bolti hai darling yeh Delhi hai aur uss madarchood ke liye mere pass pepper spray hai aur knife bhi.. to chal mere sath dekhti hoo woo tujhe kaise chedta hai..
Teeno bahar aa jaati hai aur Ruby gaadi lene chali jaati hai.. woo ladka Kiran ke pass aakar sorry bolta hai aur fir bolta nahi maine bahoot din ho gaye koi ladki nahi choodi aaj tumhe dekha to mera rukna mushkil ho gea.. sorry. Preeti uski baat par hasne laag jaati hai. Preeti uss ladke ko bolti hai… chodna hai isse… ladka ghabra jaata hai.. aur uski darro uttar jaati hai… woo puchta hai kitne paise logo.. ek nite ke?? Preeti bolti hai dekh hum whore nahi hai aur agar tu humare sath mazze karna chahta hai ti chal humare sath.
Kiran usse pinch karti hai aur bolti hai are you out of you might…??
Preeti: relax yaar… acha soono we will do just oral no real sex bol chalay gaa….
Ladka: chal yaar jaatay chor ki jeb hi sahi…
Itnay main ruby car lekar aa jaati hai…
Ruby: oye aaj fer murga fassa liya…
Preeti:……. haaa yaaar bechara gentleman ban raha tha sorry bol kar… I am sure yeh iska trick tha anyways ladka acha hai…
Ruby: chal betha isse bhi…
