“main pehle pareshan tha din bhar bore hota tha life me entertainment naam ki koi cheez he nahi thi…hutiya serial aur movie se bore hogya tha phir mujhe Mila “xf” janha milta he entertainment entertainment entertainment… ek se badkar ek story romance ki thrill ki comedy ki…. uff too much fun.. Agar aap bhi hain pareshan to aajaye xf pe aur jud jaye monoranjan ki dunya se….”
Rk ne yeh baat kisi typical advertiser ki tarah bola tha jise sunke uske sare dost has rahe the…
Chintu: ye kya tha be paglet??
Rk: Tu he bol rahatha ki ab entertainment kanha milta he aajkal ghanta jese serial aur hutya jese movie banate hain hutiya log concept jhant barbar he bla bla bla to apan khali solution bola tereko ki beta
“jab xf he tere pas,to phir kyun he udas”.
Chinu: hat be sale tere ko kya xf balo ne advertisement keliye paise diya he…ya tujhe kharid rakha he….Jo itna bol raha he…
Rk: Dekh beta baat kuch aisa he
“jo paisa se bik jaye wo hum nahi, aur koi hume kharid le itni kisi ki aukat nahi”
paise nahi be wanha pyar barasta he… really be xf entertainment ka khajana he kabhi jayo phir boliyo…
Rk :Ab tak aap soch rahe honge ki yanha kya pagal panti ho raha he to sochte rahiye soch ne me kya jata he… just joking Re… Hello main Hun Rk aur ye he mere do bachpan ke dost chinu aur chintu ek se badkar ek kamine…. bete log namastey karo
Chintu: hello ji namastey ek mint ruk tu ye sab bol kis se raha he…
Rk:wohi Jo story padh rahe hain.
Chinu:kya?
Rk: kuch nahi re tu nahi samajh payega… rehne de
Tring tring tring….(mobile ki ghanti)
Rk:han ji boliye….
Udhar se:………
Rk: ji…..
……….
Rk: ji,abhi aya….(call disconnected)
Rk
kk Bhaiyo main ab chalta Hoon tumhari bhabi ne bulaya he…. Sham ko milte hai….
Itna kehke main(Rk) utha aur chal diye apne ghar ki aur
…..Stop……(ek tez awaz mere kano main gunj utha)
Rk:Ab sala tujhe kya hua be ….
Rk: yaar aap to phir se sochne me lag gaye kya soch rahe hain ye hi na ki kisne stop bola jab ki main akela jaa raha hun…. ye koi aur nahi main hi Hun…aahan confuse mat hoyiye ye hain great dimag ji yani ki mera paglet dimag… Jo har waqt humre tang main tang adata he…
RD-(Mr.dimag ji)kyun ki tu sala mere bina susu bhi dhang se Na kar sakta…abhi ki baat dekh lo tune apna intro diya.bina intro ke chal pade kahani sunane….1 four ka 2 insan….
Rk: sorry be thoda bhul gaya tha… Hello friends myself Rk.govt school me teacher hun current age 25 mera iss duniya main meri biwi shital mere do dost ke alawa koi nahi he…
RD: are main bhi to hun….
Rk: chup kr paglet …. Mummy daddy aur Dada ji to bachpan main he gujar gaye the dadi thi par wo bhi 3 sal pehle gujar gayi…. Uske baad bas tin log he the jinone mujhe sambhala pyar diya…
RD: bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya ye to mera farz tha…
Rk:tune kya kiya be…
RD: par abhi to tu mere bare me bol raha tha tin log yani ki ek chintu dusra chinu aur tisra main… Hai Na?
Rk:hat be third is one and only “xf” …. Actually xf ek site he….I hope aap log jante honge…. isne mujhe bohat kuch diya aur Jo sabse kimti cheez diya wo he mera pyar meri jaan shital….Do saal pehle issi site pe usse mera mulakat hua tha…. aur aaj humare sadi ko ek saal hogaye hain….
Dadi ke mar jane ke baad main jyadatar waqt internet aur apne dosto ke sath bitata tha…. aur issi internet ki duniya me meri mulaqat hui xf se …. Amazing site… ek ajib sa rishta ban gaya kuch pal main iske sath….
maine Jo pehla story padha tha wo aaj bhi yaad he mujhe 500 pages the usme kul mila ke… aur mere paas tab keypad mobile tha mene ek din me uss story ko complete kiya tha socho 500 pages keypad mobile se padhna…. dukh mujhe iss baat ka nahi tha ki button daba daba ke meri ungli dard karne laga dukh iss baat ka tha ki writer ne story bich main he chod di thi… mera sara excitement mera emotions tut gaya… ankhe num ho gayi… BC aisa bhi koi karta he kiya…
RD:chutiya admi paka mat words jyada ho rahe hain…
Rk: sorry…
Phir mene ek faisla kiya jiss story ke last update max 4 din purana ho uss ko hi padhunga…. phir aise he chalta raha kuch story complete hui kuch kya bas a
ek hi hua he abhi tak baki sab adhi adhuri rahi jinke writer ko mene khub galiyan dena chahi phir socha ye mujhe sobha nahi deta…
kisine sach he kaha tha sache insan ka milna aur achi story ka complete ho na dono bohat muskil hota he… ab ye kaun boklol ne kaha tha aur kyun kaha tha ye to main nahi janta par mere sath bhi ye hi hua tha jitni bhi story pasand aaye koi bhi complete nahi hua siwaye ek ke….
It’s my fav story by my fav writer unimaginable writing style unimaginable plot great humor meri itni kabiliyat nahi ki main unki tarif kar sakun bas itna kahunga agar koi iss se best
Bollywood me bhi movie dikha de Na mujhe to main padhna chod dunga…..
RD:bhosdike ruk jaa word limit he…
Rk:Sorry thoda emotional hogaya tha….
Phir mere zindegi main poonam ka wo chand aaya jisne meri kali raat ko chandni se bhar diya…
ek din yunhi story padhte padhte ek aisi story pe najar pada jo meri zindegi ke story badal ke rakh diya….story ka naam tha
“mohabbat- dard ki ajib dastan”
…. Writer ek ladki thi siya name se I’d tha…. Maine story padhna start kardiya ye ek love story tha Jo bohat hi sad tha aisa lagta tha writer ki sari dard usne words me dal di ho….
Wese to main sad story jyada padhta nahi tha aur itni jyada sad story padhneka chance bilkul kam tha magar kuch to baat thi uski likhawat me jo mere dill ko bar bar kinch raha tha…. Main majboor hoke padhne laga aisa lag raha tha jese wo sach main bohat dard me hai dil mai ajib si bechaini chane lagi….
Ab mujhe aur bardast nahi ho raha tha mene uss se sach janne ka faisla kar liya… pm main ek msg bheja “Hi” wese likhna to me bohat kuch chahta tha par mujhe bohat sari chijon ka dar tha …uske reply ki chah main kam se kam 1 ghante me 10 baar I’d check karta tha bechaini iss kadar chaayi ki
Main dopehar ka khana bhi dhangse nahi kar paya….sham ke thik 5 baje jab maine I’d check ki to mujhe conversation main ek message dikha wo siya ka tha….
“Hlw” bas itna hi tha
Par main aise khus hogaya jese
Usne mere I love you ka jawab diya ho…
Main: How are you….
Ka massage bhi aise kanpte hue sent kiya jese usse date ke liye puch raha Hun…. Mere itne darne ka ek aur karan tha ” shital”…..
Hum kabhi love birds hua karte the par kuch misunderstanding ke wajhse humara break up hogaya tha ussi din maine kasam khaya tha jindegi main kabhi kisi ladki se Na baat karunga na pyar…
Lekin pata nahi siya ki likhawat main aisa konsa jadu tha jo mujhe har pal ussi ke bare main soch ne ke liye majbur kar rahi thi…
Mobile ki vibrate hone ki awaz ne meri soch ko lagam lagaya aur mujhe khwabo ki duniya se bahar nikala… najar jab mobile screen par pada to hontho pe muskurahat aagayi…
“I’m fine nd u” ye tha wo msg Jo siya ne bheja tha wo abhi online thi ye dekh ke main aur jyada khus hogaya…. Mene fatafat message bheja “fine… Actually I want to ask you something about the story may I ??”
Siya:jaroor puchiye…
Main:first of all main ye kehna chahunga aap ki story bohat hi lajawab he….
Siya: tq
Main: aisa lagta he ye ek real story he… kya meri soch sahi he…
Siya:maaf kijyega par aisa bilkul nahi he…lagta he aap ne pure dil se ye story padhi he shayad isiliye aap ko aisa lag raha he…..
Main:wo to he main pure dil se padh raha hun….aur mujhe aisa
Lag raha he jese sare words chekh chekh ke kisika dard bayan kar rahe hai…
Siya: lagta he aap dil ke bohat ache hain….
Main: tariff keliye sukriya par kya sach me main galat Hun… ye dard kisi ka nahi bas mera beham hai….
Siya:main jhut kyun bolungi bhala…. wese byy haa abhi mujhe class ke liye jana hai….
Main: byy and tq…. btw kya hum friend ban sakte hain…
Siya: jarur kyun nahi… byy
Aur wo issike sath offline hogayi…
Kya usne sach bola mujhse?? Bas ye he ek sawal mere dimag main ghum raha tha…kya wo dard wo ehasas bas mera dil ki bhawano main ban ne wala gubara tha aur kuch nahi….
Phir kuch din aise hi gujar gaye par inn kuch dino main siya aur meri batchit kuch had tak age bad gayi thi…. yun keh sakte hain ab hum just friend se friends ban gaye the …story topic ke alawa ab hum personal life ki kuch normal bate bhi share karne lage the…. dekhte dekhte one month yun he gujar gaya bhale hi iss ek mahine main mujhe mere sawal ka jabab na mila ho par mujhe khusi iss baat ki thi ki ab wo story main halki fulki comedy dal rahi thi thoda jyada he romance jese wo kahani ko mod rahi ho …..
Haa ye jarur ek achi baat thi magar iss se ye confirm hogaya
ki bhale hi ye story real na ho par wo apna real emotion isme dal rahi thi…yaani ki mera shaq sahi tha wo pehle kafi udas thi aur mere aane ke baad khus he…
Jab ye baat mere dimag me aayi na main thoda kanp gaya… Sala main kisi ki khusi ki Wajah ban sakta Hun… wah …
Yanha tak mera life bilkul lnormal thi par kahani main twist tab aaya jab wo kuch din tak xf main nahi dikhi shayad one week …. Manta hun hum dono ache dost the par xf ke siwaye aur koi jariya nahi tha hum dono ke contact ka….
Main bichara hairan pareshan tha akhir kyun??akhir kyun wo mujhe bina bataye chali gayi…. tadap tadap ke Mene wo week badi hi muskil se gujara tha… aur iss tadap ne mere dil ko ye samjha diya ki beta tujhe ishq ka Bukhar Chad chuka he agar doctorni sahiba nahi aayi to tujhe typhoid se marna hoga….
Jab ye samjh main aaya to main bilkul hil gaya BC love hogaya mujhe?? Really??
RD: Boklol jese sawal khudse mat pucha kar lodu insan…. aage bol…
Jese tese karke Maine wo week gujara phir ek subha jab xf khola to
“I’m sorry babu main achanak hi bimar ho gayi thi to aapko bata nahi payi plz plz plz mujhe maaf kardo ” siya ka ye massage dekh ke main chonk utha babu?? Usne mujhe babu kaha…
Main:kya hua tha apko siya ji…
Siya: Bohat naraj ho mujhse maaf nahi kar sakte apni siya ko…
Ye ek aur jhatka tha apni siya??
Main: mujhe kya haq hai apse naraj hone ka….
Siya: uff itna jyada gussa… Par main kya karti yr bohat bimar thi…plzz babu iss baar maaf kardo….
Main: main gussa kyun hoga aapse…. haan aur ho jaun to apko kya faraq padta he…. wo chodo main mar jaun tab bhi apko kya faraq padega….
Siya: plzz call me no xxxxxxxx
Main: kyun call karun main. .. mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni….
Siya: apko meri kasam plzz call me bas ek baar….
Bhale hi main usse bohat jyada gussa tha aur mujhe ye bhi lag raha tha ki wo bimar nahi hai kyun wo to pata nahi bas lag raha tha….. Maine bohat socha lagbhag 2 minutes tak phir phone ghuma diya….
Pehli ring main he usne utha liya….
Siya: Kya bol rahe the mar jaoge …. haan Mar jao par pehle mujhe maar Dena …. kese bataun tumhe tum mere liye kya ho jaan se jyada chahti hun tumko kese samjho tumhe ye baat…. batao kese dikhaun mera pyar itni musqilo ke baad tum mile ho mujhe itni jaldi bichad ne ki baat karte ho…..
Wo bilakh bilakh kar roke ye baat bol rahi thi…. Main samjh nahi paa raha tha ke main kya bolun akhir ye ho kya raha he… Mere ankho se apne aap ansun niklane lage honth kanpne lage muh se bas itna hi nikala “shital”
Ji haan dosto ye thi mera pehla pyar shital …. phir kya tha usne mujhse maafi mangi Mene usse mafi mangi phir misunderstanding dur hui….. aur baat badte badte shadi tak aa gayi…. Bhale he xf ki ek aur kahani adhuri reh gayi par meri jindegi ki kahani puri ho gayi….
To Bhaiyo aur baheno ye tha mera jivan charitra…. Jo kafi boring tha sayad par kya kar sakte hain…. jesa bhi ho sach to akhir sach hota he… Aap ko kahani sunate sunate main kab ghar pahunch gaya pata he nahi chala… ab main chalta Hun agar jinda raha to shayad kisi din milenge…. alwida… khus rahiye swasth rahiye…
ab akhir main ek sawal bachta hai na ki shital ko kese pata chala main kon hun aur mujhe kyu nahi pata chala
To jawab dhundo aur mujhe batao….kahani to itni simple he aur aap log itne tez…
RD: wah re jhantu writer kya kahani likhi tune …BC tu sach main Boss ka fan hai??…. Really mtlb unka fan hoke aisa likhta he… jhant jesa plot chutiya jesa comedy lodu jesa dialogue…. aur to aur romance aur love tha kanha be… gendu insan chal pade vsc main participate karne… wah …. balti main dubke Mar ja boklol….
