SAAND
UPDATE-36
Ye to sala gadbad ho gaya…mera poora plan hi choupat ho gaya….thappad lagte hi jo nasha mere upar bindu mami ki vajah se chadha tha..sab rafu chakkar ho gaya….main apna gaal sahlate huye aage badhne laga.
Rashmi (gusse me)—aage kaha ghusa chala aa raha hai…? Maine bahar nikalne ko kaha hai ki …samajh nahi aaya ho to ek aur laga du… ?
Raj—mera bag mujhe de do….main abhi apne gaon chala jaunga…..mujhe pata nahi tha ki jinhe main apna samajh ke unke paas ja raha hu vo to mere hain hi nahi..sorry….aap ki jawani aap ko mubarak ho.
Maine apna bag utha kar vaha se bahar ki taraf chal diya…..jane kya soch kar rashmi didi ne mujhe rukne ko kaha lekin main nahi ruka aur jaise hi darwaja khol kar bahar jane ko hua to vo bhag kar mera hath pakad li.
Ab Aage………
Raj—chhodiye mera hath….jab kisi ko meri parwah hi nahi hai to yaha rahne ka fayda hi kya hai… ?
Rashmi—raj..tu sach me pagal ho gaya hai…..kya tere dil me rishte naato ki koi kadar nahi hai…. ?
Raj—kadar hai tabhi to chupchap ja raha hu yaha se……
Rashmi—meri jagah agar teri apni sagi bahan sheetal hoti to kya tab bhi tu yahi karta, jo mere sath karne ki tu soch raha hai…. ?
Raj—didi…sheetal didi ko beech me mat laiye.
Rashmi—kyo na lau…akhir main bhi to teri bahan hu…jaise sheetal hai.
Raj—mujhe jane dijiye…..main aap ke sath koi jabardasti to nahi kar raha hu na…..main ab aap se koi baat nahi karna chahta.
Rashmi—dekh raj jo tu mujhse chah raha hai vo galat hai…paap hai.
Raj—mujhe ab aap se kuch nahi chahiye.
Rashmi—agar main teri baat maan lu to……….
Ye sunte hi mera dil garden garden ho gaya….mann mayur ban ke andar hi andar nachne laga…lekin main abhi rashmi didi ko aur bhi tadpana chahta tha.
Raj (mann me)—ab to apki aisi halat karunga didi ki aap mujhse har samay apni bur lene ki minnat karogi….mujhe dekhte hi khud hi apni janghe phaila kar apni bur baar baar dikhane ki koshish karogi….akhir aapne thappad jo mara hai… iski keemat to mujhse apni bur aur gaand phadwa kar chukani padegi apko….”Bajegi Sab Ki Bajegi, Saand Se Koi Nahi Bachegi.”
Rashmi—bata na…agar main teri baat maan kar tujhe apni dikha du to, tab to tu kahi nahi jayega na….?
Raj—maine kaha na ki mujhe ab kuch nahi chahiye aap se…mujhe bas apne gaon jana hai vo bhi abhi ke abhi.
Rashmi—tujhe uski kasam jisko tu sabse jyada chahta ho….agar tu yaha se ghar chhod kar gaya to.
Raj—theek hai….hath chhodo mera….mujhe need aa rahi hai…mujhe sona hai.
Rashmi—vaise tu sabse jyada kise chahta hai….?
Raj—ye janna apka kaam nahi hai.
Rashmi—kya ab sach me tu meri nahi dekhna chahta…..?
Raj—nahi..
Rashmi—agar main khud tujhe apni dikhau tab bhi nahi….. ?
Raj—nahi…kah to diya ek baar…aur har baar ek hi jawab milega nahiii…nahii aur nahi..ok…good night
Main apna hath chhuda kar dinesh mama ke room me chala gaya aur rashmi didi mujhe hairani se dekhti rahi…main abhi room me pahucha hi tha ki hone wali mami arushi ka phone aa gaya…maine mama ki taraf gaur se dekha to vo loudu ghode bech kar so gaya tha…nishchint ho kar maine call receive kar liya.
Raj—hello
Arushi (dhire se)—so gaye kya…. ?
Raj—soya kaha hu yaar…bas tumhari yaad me hila raha tha.
Arushi—kyaaa…. ?
Raj—ab ye mat puchna ki kya hila raha tha… ?
Arushi—apko sharam nahi aati aisi baat karte huye….?
Raj—ab apni hone wali biwi se kaisi sharam…vaise yaar ek baat to bata
Arushi—kyaa…?
Raj—teri kaisi dikhti hai…?
Arushi—kyaa….?
Raj—tumhare jangho ke beech ka khazana…tumhari bur..aur kya
Arushi bur ka naam sunte hi buri tarah se sharma gayi….aisi baate usne kabhi kisi se ki nahi thi…halanki uski bhabhi usse mazak me kayi baar bur shabd ishtemal kar chuki thi lekin ek mard ke muh se sunne ka ye pahla mouka tha…vo niche se upar tak gangana gayi.
Arushi—chheee….kitni gandi baate karte hain aap.
Raj—main samajh gaya ki tumhare paas jangho ke beech me bur hai hi nahi.
Arushi (jaldi se)—kyo nahi hogi bhala…hai meri jangho ke beech me bhi………..
Arushi ne jaldbazi me jawab to de diya lekin jab usko ehsaas hua ki vo kya bol rahi hai to laaz aur sharam ke maare usne apni baat adhuri hi chhod di.
Raj—batao na janu
Arushi (sharmate huye)—mujhe nahi pata….jab shadi ho jayegi to khud hi dekh lena.
Aise hi karib ek ghante tak main arushi se baate karte huye usko garam karta raha….KLPD ho jane se mera vaise hi mood kharab tha…arushi se kal milne aane ka bol ke maine call cut kiya aur phir so gaya.
Vahi panduram baki police walo ke sath khali hath jab thane pahucha to unki aisi halat dekh kar deshraj chounk gaya… usne har taraf nazar doudayi ki shayad chhamiya ko le aaye honge kintu panduram ke muh se poori baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama gaya.
Deshraj (gusse me)—kiski itni himmat ho gayi police walo par hath uthane ki….? Kitne log the vo…?
Panduram—bas ek hi tha sir…haay..meri to kamar hi tod dali usne kamine ne
Deshraj (chounk kar)—kyaaaa..sirf ek..aur tum dus…..? phir bhi khali hath aa gaye aur vo bhi usse gaand me laat kha kar.
Panduram—sir…uss sale ka hath nahi hathoda hai…sala saand hai saand….aaaaaaa…sale ne maar maar ke kachumar bana diya.
Deshraj—lanat hai tum logo par…..koun th vo….? Jisne deshraj se dushmani lene ki jurrat ki hai….. ?
Panduram—pata nahi sir….vo yaha ka to nahi lagta….andhera hone ke karan uska chehra bhi saaf nahi dekh paya..lekin sala dialogue bahut badhiya maarta hai…kya kah raha tha.. ? haan yaad aa gaya…..Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.
Deshraj achanak kursi se uchhal pada…..panduram ki baat poori hote hi deshraj ke chehre ka rang hi ud gaya…aur vo kisi gahri soch me doob gaya.
Deshra (chounk kar mann me)—ye dialogue to nilesh thakur ke muh se suna tha maine behoshi me…..iska matlab nilesh thakur ke upar hamla karne wala aur inn police walo ki dhukayi karne wala shakhs ek hi hai….mujhe jaldi hi pata karna hoga.
Panduram—kya hua sahab…. ?
Deshraj—panduram…koun hai vo admi….mujhe uska pata chahiye jald se jald…pata karo….vo abhi aas paas ke hi kisi gaon me ruka hoga…..subah hote hi jitne bhi gaon hamare thana ke area me aate hain…sab ki talashi lo….ab dekhta hu ki mujhse bach kar kaha jayega vo.
Deshraj ne turant thakur sahab ko iss baat ki suchna de di ki nilesh thakur par hamla karne wala yaha ke aas paas ke hi kisi gaon me chhupa hai…..thakur ne apne bete rahul ke sath lagbhag 50 hathiyar band admiyo ko turant rawana kar diya.
Dusre din subah…..
Sapna—bindu abhi raj nahi utha kya…. ? nasta thanda ho jayega…dekh utha to de usko bhi.
Bindu—didi, aap hi utha do na…main jab tak nasta lagati hu.
Sapna—theek hai.
Bindu (mann me)—bach gayi….raj ke samne jane ki ab to meri himmat nahi hai…..bahut jyada bigad gaya hai ye ladka.. agar raat me dinesh ki awaz nahi aati to main to gayi thi kaam se…..baap re kitna mota aur lamba tha…main to aadhe me hi marr jati.
Sapna jaise hi raj ko uthane gayi to vo hasin sapno ki duniya me khoya hua tha..ek do baar awaz lagane par jab vo nahi utha to sapna ne uska chadar khich liya.
Chadar hatate hi jo nazara sapna ki ankho ne dekha to uski ankhe hi palak jhapakna bhul gayi…dimag hi chakkar kha kar ghumne lag gaya…ashcharya chakit hokar usne apne muh par hath rakh liya jaise ki koi bahut bada ajooba dekh liya ho uski ankho ne.
UPDATE 37
Sapna jaise hi raj ko uthane gayi to vo hasin sapno ki duniya me khoya hua tha..ek do baar awaz lagane par jab vo nahi utha to sapna ne uska chadar khich liya.
Chadar hatate hi jo nazara sapna ki ankho ne dekha to uski ankhe hi palak jhapakna bhul gayi…dimag hi chakkar kha kar ghumne lag gaya…ashcharya chakit hokar usne apne muh par hath rakh liya jaise ki koi bahut bada ajooba dekh liya ho uski ankho ne.
Ab Aage……
Sapna ki ankho ke samne raj ka anaconda poori tarah sar uthaye khada tha….raat me klpd ho jane ke karan raj apne lower ko utar ke lund ko sahlate sahlate hi so gaya tha…chaddi to vah pahanta hi nahi tha kyon ki kya pata kab kaha kiski choot pelne ko mil jaye to jaldi me chaddi utarne aur pahanne ka lafda hi nahi rahega….lower ko fatafat niche sarkao aur bhid jao kaam me.
Subah ke waqt me raj ka lund apni poori aukat par tha…..chadar ke hatate hi vo uchhal kar sapna ke samne aa gaya…jise dekhte hi sapna ki ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.
Sapna (mann me)—baap re daiyya…..itna bada…itna mota aur lamba….‼ kya ye haqiqat ka hai….? Kahi raj ko koi bimari to nahi hai….? Itna bada bhi kisi ka kya ho sakta hai…..? raj ke mama ka to iske aage kali kali nuni hai vo bhi saal me ek do baar hi khada hota hai aur phir do minute me baith bhi jata hai….jabki raj ka to ekdam gora hai…ye to poora saand hai.
Sapna ki ankhe palak jhapakna hi bhul gayi….uski bur se madan ras tapakne laga….sapna ka hath swatah hi bur par chala gaya aur vo sari ke upar se hi apni bur sahlane lagi.
Uski ankhe bojhil hone lagi thi….sahlaye jane se bur aur bhi chudasi ho gayi….sapna ne ek nazar raj ke chehre par dali aur chadar se uske lund ko dhak diya aur bahar jane lagi.
Lekin uske dil me raj ka lund bas chuka tha…..darwaje tak pahuch kar usne kuch socha aur palat kar dhire se darwaja andar se band kar ke raj ke paas aa gayi…aur dhire dhire raj ko awaz dene lagi.
Sapna (dhire se)—rajjj…..rajjjjj….rajjjj
Kintu jab raj ki taraf se koi prati kriya hote nahi dikhi to turant chadar ko phir se hata diya aur lund ko gour se gale ke andar thook gatakte huye dekhne lagi.
Ek do bar usne raj ke chehre ki oor nazare ghuma kar dekha lekin jab laga ki vo gahri need me hai to usne apne kampte hatho ko raj ke lund par rakh diya….hath rakhte hi usko tez jhatka laga.
Sapna (mann me)—kitna garam hai ye to…..aur bahut mota aur lamba bhi…mere hath me hi nahi sama raha….pata nahi ye jiski bur me ghusega vo jinda bachegi bhi ki nahi….par agar bach gayi to use bahut maza dega ye…..haaye kya karu… ? meri bur itni chudasi kyo ho gayi hai….aur itna pani kyo chhod rahi hai…. ? mera mann aaj itna adhik chudne ko kyo kar raha hai….? ek bar thoda sa choos kar dekhti hu.
Sapna ne ek bar phir se raj ke upar sarsari nigah doudayi aur phir lund ko ek hath se thaam liya…..dusre hath ko usne apni sari ke andar ghusa kar bur ko sahlane lagi.
Sapna poori tarah se chudasi ho kar bahri duniya ko bhul chuki thi….vo saalo se chudi nahi thi….jabki uske mann me hamesha se ye khwahish rahi hai ki uska pati usko har roj kayi tarike se nangi kar kar ke khoob chode lekin uske khwab to sirf khwab hi rah gaye….aaj raj ke vishal lund ko dekhte hi uski sabhi khwahishe punah jivant ho uthi…aur vo iss madakta me poori tarah se mast hoti chali gayi.
Ek hath ko bur par sahlate huye sapna mami ne dhire dhire darte huye lund ke supade par apni jibh chalane lagi….usne lund ko apne muh me lene ki koshish karne lagi lekin mota hone ke karan vo nahi ja pa raha tha.
Lihaja usne lund ke tope ko hi kisi tarah se apne muh me liya aur dhire dhire chusne lagi….lund chuse jane se meri need tootne lagi…mujhe pahle to laga ki ye koi swapn hoga lekin jab ehsaas hua ki ye haqiqat hai to maine dhire se ankhe khol ke dekha to dang rah gaya.
Sapna mami satasat mere supade ko ankhe band kiye huye choosne me magan thi aur unka dusra hath sari ke andar ghusa hua tha….main bhi ankhe band kar ke lund chuswane ka maza lene laga.
Sapna (mann me)—aaahhhhh….lagta hai ki aaj main marr jaungi…ye nigodi bur meri jaan le kar hi rahegi….kitna badhiya taste hai raj ke lund ka….jab choosne me itna maza de raha hai to jab ye meri bur me jayega aur humach humach ke chodega to kitna maza nahi dega…..ek kaam karti hu thoda sa supade ko bur me ghis ke dekhti hu.
Sapna mami ne lund chusayi rok di thi…maine halki si ankhe kholi to jaise mujhe jannat hi dikh gayi….mami apni sari upar utha kar mere lund par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Kali kali jhaanto se ghiri unki bur ki khushbu mere nathuno me samane lagi….jhaante badi badi hone ke karan bur ka aur koi bhag dikhayi hi nahi de raha tha.
Bistar par chadh kar unhone mere dono taraf pair rakh ke dhire dhire baithte huye apne dono hatho se bur ki phanko ko phailaya to unki bur ka lal chhed bhi nazar aane laga.
Sapna mami ne ek hath se mere lund ko pakda aur dusre hath se apni bur ko phaila kar lund ke upar bur tika ke dhire dhire ghisne lagi.
Bur me lund ka sparsh hote hi vo apni sudh budh kho baithi….aur kabhi clit ko to kabhi apni bur ki khayi me lund ghisne lagi…..iss sukhad ehsaas se unki ankhe phir se band ho gayi.
Yaha mera bhi bura haal ho raha tha….mera mann lund ko unki bur me andar pelne ko kar raha tha….lekin mami thi ki itne me hi mast huyi padi thi.
Jab mujhse aur bardast nahi kiya gaya to maine unki kamar ko pakad ke ek jor ka dhakka unki bur me thok diya…natiza mera lund unki bur ki phaanko ko cheer kar choudi karte huye teen inch andar badi mami ki bur me ghus gaya.
Sapna (cheekh kar)—aaaahhhhhhh……marrrr gayiiiiiiiiii
Mami ko jara bhi aashanka nahi thi ki aisa kuch bhi ho sakta hai unke sath…..apni bur par huye iss achanak hamle se ek jordar cheekh ke sath unki ankhe khul gayi.
Mujhe jagta dekh vo buri tarah se ghabra gayi aur jaldi se mere upar se uthne ki koshish karne lagi kintu maine unki kamar ko kas ke pakad kar ek aur dhakka niche se laga diya jisse mera aadha lund unki bur ko phadte huye andar tak dhans gaya.
Mami ki phir se cheekh nikal gayi…..unki ankho se dard ki vajah se anshu nikalne lage……bur chudwane ka poora nasha unka ab utar chuka tha.
Sapna (gidgidate huye)—rajjj chhod mujhe…..aaaahhhhhhh….uuiiimaaaa….ye galat hai….paap hai ye….aaaaaaaaa
Raj—ye koi paap nahi hai mami…….bur ko chodna koi paap nahi hota….ye bani hi lund se chodne ke liye hai…..aur phir aap bhi to yahi chahti thi.
Sapna (hadbada kar)—mmm…mainnn aisa kuch nahi..chahti…aaahhhhhh…..bahar nikal …bahut dard ho raha hai… aaaaaaa
Raj—ek baar chod lene do mami….apko bhi bahut maza ayega……aur kya pata mere chodne se apko iss baar ek sundar sa ladka ho jaye….iss ghar ko uska vaaris mil jaye.
Maine unki dukhti rag par vaar kar diya tha…..meri baat sunte hi vo kuch der ke liye khamosh ho gayi…..yahi sahi mouka dekh kar maine unko apne niche le liya aur ek akhiri tagda dhakka pel diya unki bur me…..vo jor se chilla uthi.
Sapna—aaaaahhhhhhh………maarrrr dalllaaaaaa……bahar nikallll……..jaldi nikalll
Raj—bas mami……ab dard nahi hoga…kewal maza hi maza ayega apko bhi…..kya aap nahi chahti ki apka bhi koi beta ho….? Maine gaon me jinko jinko choda hai sabko ladka hi hua hai……aap ko bhi ladka hi hoga…dekh lena.
Sapna—aaaaaaaahhh……ohhhhh…maaaaa….aahhhhhhhhhh…..ye…dardd…….
Maine unke hotho par hoth rakh ke chumne laga aur niche se dhire dhire chodna shuru kar diya…mami ek baar phir se meri kahi huyi baat ko sochte huye madhosh hone lagi.
Maine dono hatho se unke blouse aur bra ko upar khiska ke dono chuchiyo ko pakad kar jor jor se masalna chalu kar diya mami dard se maze ki dahleez par pahuch chuki thi.
Sapna—itni jor se nahi rajj…aaaaaaa…..dhire dabaooooo…….dard ho raha hai…aaaaaaa….aaaaaa…..ab theek hai…ab achcha lag raha hai.
Maine samay ki nazakat ko dekhte huye unko satasat chodne laga…sath hi chuchiyo ko bhi khoob kas kas ke masalta ja raha tha….mami ek bar phir se chudasi ho kar mast ho chuki thi aur apni ankhe band kar ke chupchap apni bur ko chudwane lag gayi thi.
Magar haay re meri phooti kismat ne yaha bhi pichha nahi chhoda…..unki cheekh sun kar bindu mami ki majhli beti dimple aa ke darwaja jor se khat khatane lagi.
Dimple ki awaz sunte hi mami phir se hosh me aa gayi aur unhone mujhe jor se dhakka dekar apne upar se gira diya.. aur jaldi se bistar se utar ke apne kapde sahi kiye aur darwaja khol ke bahar bhag gayi.
Ye sab itna jaldi hua ki mujhe unko rokne ka mouka hi nahi mila….unke jate hi maine chadar se khud ko lapet liya…dimple andar aake mujhe ghurne lagi.
Dimple—bhaiya…badi maa kyo cheekh rahi thi….?
Mera to phir klpd ho jane se vaise hi mood upset ho gaya tha….magar dimple ki ubhari huyi chuchiyo ko dekhte hi ek naya idea dimag me kulbulane laga.
Dimple aur vishakha ke sath main bachpan me ghar ghar khela karta tha jab bhi vo garmi ki chhutti me hamare yaha aati thi….unke bade ho jane bhi hamne ye khel khela hai.
Raj—unke upar chhipkali gir gayi thi….isliye mami darr gayi thi.
Dimple—to phir aap ne darwaja kyo band kiya hua tha….?
Raj—ye mujhe kya pata…? Maine thodi hi band kiya tha.
Dimple—theek hai…..fresh hoke nasta kar lo aap.
Raj—dimple sun na ek baat.
Dimple—kyaa…. ?
Raj—vahi pahle wala khel aaj phir se khelne ka mann ho raha hai…..jab tu gaay (cow) banti thi aur phir main teri dono taango ke beech se tera doodh nikalta tha.
Dimple (ankhe choudi kar)—kyaaaaa…. ?
Raj—hmmmm…..chal aa na thodi der khelte hain….
Mere itna kahte hi dimple sharma kar vaha se bhag gayi aur main phir se khali hath rah gaya….dono shikar hath se nikal jane ke baad maine lund ko dekha jis par jhaante badh aayi thi..
Maine bag se razor nikala aur uss bin mousam ki kheti ko saaf karne laga….thodi hi der me vo ekdam smart lund nazar aane laga.
Raj (mann me)—sala jhaant banane ke baad lund aise dikhne lagta hai jaise ki madarchod koi chamgadar ka bachcha latak raha ho.
Fresh hone ke baad main sab ke paas chala gaya….mama nasta lane ke liye awaz lagane lage, magar dono mami me se koi bhi nahi dikh rahi thi.
Udhar subah hote hi thakur ke admi rahul thakur ke sath deshraj ke paas pahuch gaye the…aur vaha se kuch plan bana kar gaon me talashi ke liye nikal pade

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