Katha Chodampur Ki – Update 127A

bus mein baithe huyi Mamta chachi, Rajan Chacha aur Palli ek safar ki or nikal pade the darasal Mamta chachi ke bhai Kamalnath ke bete Raman ki shadi thi to unka poora parivar Janipur shahar ja raha tha shadi ko attend karne par achanak se Rajan Chacha aur chachi ki nazarein aapas mein mili aur unhe beeti raat ki sari ghatnayein ek baar phir se yaad aane lagi… wo ghatnayein shayad jiski wajah se unki poori zingadi me ek naya mod le lia tha.

To aisa kya hua tha beeti raat jo Mamta Chachi aur Chacha ke dimag mein ghoom raha tha to iske liye chalte hain ek din peeche.. aur shuruaat karte hain tabse jab Karma ke Papa aur Rajan Chacha ne Karma aur baki sab ko Kalak Gaon ke bahar chhoda aur bapis ho liye..

Bapsi lautate huye sham hone ko thi aur gaon se pahle shaher pahunchte pahunchte andhera ho chala tha..

Shahar pahunch kar Rajan chacha ne papa ki taraf dekha aur bole:- Bhaiya aaj to akele ho raat kaise kategi?

Papa ne Chacha ko sawaliya nazaron se dekha aur poocha- kaise kategi matlab?

Chacha- are bhaiya samajho to, aaj tumhara ghar khali hai..

Papa- are pata hai khali hai to kya hua… saaf saaf bol na

Chacha- are bhaiya tum bhi na, samajhte hi nahi ho.. hum kah rahe ki aaj akele ho to?

Papa-akele hain to kya?

Chacha- ek addha pakad lein?

Papa- pagla gaye ho kya, marwaoge.. tumhari bhabhi ko pata chala na to dono ki lag jayegi..

Chacha- are jab bhabhi yahan hain hi ni na hi bachhe hain to pata kaise chalega.

Papa- acha Mamta bahu aur Palli nahi hai…

Chacha- are tabhi to tumhare ghar mein baithenge… main khana sath khane ke bahane se aa jaunga… Wohin pirogram bana lenge.

Papa- mujhe to sahi nahi lag raha..

Chacha- tumhara man hai ki nahi lene ka? Aue waise bhi kal humein Mamta aur Palli ko lekar jana hai mayke uske.

Papa-acha haan bataya to tha tere sale ke ladke ka byah hai..kya karein are man to hai par tu samajhta nahi..

Chacha- are to le lo na kya dikkat hai.. kabhi kabhi to chalta hai kaunsa hum roz lagate hain. Itna acha mauka hai

Papa- kuch gadbad ho gai to?

Chacha-are kuch nahi hoga. Hum sab sambhal lenge..

Aur ye kahkar chacha ne gadi ek taraf modli aur 5 mins baad ek theke ke bahar ruki jispar se 5 mins baad hi chacha hath meim akhbar mein ek bottle chipa kar laye..

Aur baithate huye papa ke hath mein pakada di.

Papa-are tune to adhha bola tha ye poori kyun le aaya..

Chacha- adhha tha hi nahi. Aur suno sapecial wali hai, bass nahi marti hai.

Papa- humein bana raha hai baas nahi marti… tu aaj fanswayega…

Chacha- nahi fansenge yaar pichli baar jab Mamta aur Palli mayke gaye the tab nahi lagai thi kisi ko pata chala tha kya? Aur sach mein bass nahi marti humne soongha hai.

Papa- are to zaroori hai kya tab nahi chala to ab bhi nahi chalega..

Chacha- are bhaiya bachhon jaise mat karo ab. Itana mast mood bana hai.

Papa-theek hai maro mat ab… par chakhne mein kya rakhega?

Papa ne ek halki muskan ke sath kaha.

Chacha- je hui na baat… batao kya lein namkeen le lein ya pakode?

Papa- pakode to thande ho jayenge par maza bhi paalak ke pakode ke sath hi hai.

Chacha- Mamta se banwa lenge.

Papa-shaq nahi hoga use ki raat ko achanak pakode ki pharmaish kyun hui.

Chacha-wo sab hum sambhal lenge…

Aur ye kahkar chacha ne jeep ek aur jagah rok di…

Aur utar kar gaye thodi der mein ek hath mein paalak aur besan aur doosre mein aur samaan lekar aakar baith gaye samaan ko peeche rakha..

Papa- are sabji to theek par tu dawai ki dukan par kya lene gaya tha?

Chacha- are bhaiya ab pakode banwayenge to raat mein Mamta ko khush bhi to karna padega na.

Chacha ne ek shararti muskan ke sath kaha..

Papa bhi hanste huye unhe jhadte huye bole:- kabhi kabhi to lagta hi nahi tu ek jawan ladki ka baap ho gaya hai.

Jawan ladki ka jikar hote hi chacha ki nazaro ke samne Palli ka badan ghoom gaya par phir unhone dhyan hataya aur aise hi baatein k karte dono aage badhe aur ek kapdo ki dukan par gadi roki aur kuch hi der mein do thailiyan aur jeep mein rakhi gayi.. aur gaon ki or nikal pade.

Gaon pahunch kar sabse pahle jisse jeep lekar aaye the uske yahan gaye aur jeep use di.. papa ne use kuch paise dene chahe par usne aapas ki baat kahke Mana kar dia uske baad wahan se paidal ghar ki or aate huye dono aage ki tarkeeb bhidane lage.

Papa-sun aisa kar botal ghar rakh dete hain tu baki saman lekar apane ghar ja aur wahan baat sambhal.. main bagh jakar janwaron ke kaam nipta aata hun.

Chacha- theek hai to botal tum hi le jao. Hum ja rahe hain ghar.

Papa-theek hai jab sab ho jaye to aa jayio. Aur sun dhyan rakhiyo kisi ko shaq na ho nahi to pata hai na.

Chacha-are bhaiya tum fiqar na karo hum sab sambhal lenge..

Iske baad dono alag huye.. aur apane apane raste chal diye…

Papa bagh mein pahunch kar kaam niptane lage wohin Chacha apane ghar pahunch kar Chachi ko patane mein lag gaye. Chachi aur Palli ko chacha ne ek ek thaili pakdai jisme ek mein ek sundar si saree thi to doosri mein suit.. jise dekhkar hi dono khush ho gaye..

Palli- are waah main to ye suit Raman bhaiya ke tilak mein pahanungi kitna acha hai na Mummy?

M Chachi- haan ri bahut Khil raha hai tujh par.

Palli- aur tumhari saree bhi badi Sundar hai Mummy tum kab pahanogi?

M Chachi- abhi socha nahi par saree to sach mein sundar hai.. manna padega tumhari pasand ko Palli ke papa..

Chacha apana danv sahi padta dekh man hi man khush ho rahe the aur bole- acha tum logo ko to kapde mil gaye humara kya?

M Chachi- to tum apane liye bhi le aate laaye kyun nahi.

Chacha-are humein shoq nahi kapdo ka.

Palli-to phir kya chahiye tumhe papa?

Chacha- are humein kya chahiye kuch nahi bas aaj man hai ki paalak ke pakode mil jayein, bhaiya bhi chah rahe the to bas sath baith kar kha lenge.

M Chachi- acha bhai sahab ka naam lekar apana kaam bana rahe ho, waise apana bhi loge tab bhi mil jayenge.. Palli ja besan khareedla dukan se.

Chacha-are laye Hain sab hum, besan palak dekho us thaile mein hai.

M Chachi- dekho to sab le aaye hain aur ban kaise rahe the ki man kar raha hai mil jayein to… ja Palli paalak aur besan taiyar kar main aakar sekti hun.

Palli- theek hai mummy. Palli ye kahkar khushi se bhag gayi saman uthakar

Mauka pakar chacha ne chachi ko baahon mein jakad kar apani jeb se ek choti si itar ki botal unke hathon mein thama di Aur bole lo ab tum aur mahkogi.

M Chachi-are kya baat hai aaj to poora bazaar hi utha laye kya aisa kya hai aaj?

Chacha- are bas man hua to le liye aur kal tumhare bhaiya ke yahan bhi jana hai isliye le aaye ki humari biwi wahan sabse zyada sundar lage aur mahke bhi..

M Chachi- kya baat hai g bade alag alag mood mein lag rahe ho g?

R ChaCha- are mood to raat ko banega hi meri Rani..

Aur ye kahte huye chacha ne apani jeb se ek chhoti si dibiya nikal kar Chachi ke hath mein pakada di..

Chachi- eeme ka hai.

Chacha- shilajeet hai humare khane mein mila dena..

Chachi- haay daiya aaj to maar dalne ka irada hai..

Chacha- nahi tumhari marne ka..

Inki baatein chal hi rahi thi ki peeche se Palli ki awaaz aai aur chachi chacha se chhootkar rasoi mein bhagi.

Wohin chacha apana kaam bante dekh khush ho rahe the.. apane kamre mein jakar unhone kapde badle aur bahar aakar intezar karne lage

Doosri or Papa ne bhi sare janwaron ko khana wana khilaya aur unhe andar bandha, aur jaldi se botal thame ghar ki or chal diye halanki wo dikha nahi rahe the par utsukta unke andar bhi ho rahi thi aaj peene ki aisa nahi ki dono hi peene ke aadi the par jab bhi mahine chaar mahine mein mauka milta tha to chhup ke laga lete the aur ye baat sirf ye dono hi jante the.

Jab tak papa ghar pahunche aur kapde badal kar hath wath dho kar khaat lagakar baithe tab tak ChaCha ke yahan se mast pakodon ki khushbu aane lagi thi.

Chachi pakode sek rahi thi aur Palli apani mummy ki madad kar rahi Thi… tabhi Chachi ko yaad aaya ki unhone Shilajit ki dibiya kahan rakhdi kahin Palli ko na mil jaye.. Unhone nazar idhar udhar daudakar dekha to paya ki Palli ke bagal mein hi slip par rakhi hui thi..

Chachi ne Palli ko pani lene ke bahane peeche bheja aur uske jate hi Chachi ne dibbi uthai aur kholi to dekha dibbi aadhi khali thi, unhe thoda ajeeb laga ki nayi dibiya aadhi khali kaise hai.. par Palli na aakar dekhle is wajah se unhone zyada dhyan nahi diya aur sath hi dibiya ko uthakar apane pallu mein bandh lia.

Par chachi ko ye nahi pata tha ki ye shilajeet ki dibiya aadhi khali kaise ho gayi.. par hua ye tha ki pakode ki chatni banate huye Palli ki nazar slip par rakhi ek dibiya par padi thi aur usne khol ke dekha to use laga papa pakode ke liye hi koi masala laye Hain aur ye hi sochkar usne aadhi dibiya ko pakode ki chatni mein khali kar diya aur ache se mila diya. Ab aage ye shilajeet wali chatni kya gul khila sakti hai ye dekhne layak hoga…

Khair kuch der baad pakode bankar taiyar the.. to thode pakode aur chatni alag karke chachi ne apane aur Palli ke liye rakh liye baki ke bartan mein rakhkar chacha ko de diye…

Chachi- aur kuch bhi chahiye ho to batao..

Chacha-nahi nahi bas itana bahut hai, haan suno bhaiya akele hain to thoda sa unke paas hi baithenge sone ke time tak aa jayenge..

Chachi- theek hai dekhna par zyada der mat karna…

Chacha- nahi nahi jaldi aayenge hum..

Chacha ne khushi khushi pakode chatni li aur badi utsukta se ghar se nikal gaye…

Ek minute baad hi wo Karma ke ghar mein the Jahan Papa pahle se taiyar the,

Chacha ne andar aate hi poocha- kahan hai jugad bhaiya?

Papa- pahle ye bata kisi ko shaq to nahi hua,

Chacha-are bilkul nahi bhaiya pahle hi sara jugad karke aaye hain hum. Kapde dekhkar dono khush ho gaye.. ab ye batao kahan baithna hai..

Papa- chhat par chal wohin baithenge.

Chacha-haan ye sahi rahega.. seedha aakar koi dekh bhi nahi sakta.. samaan le chalein khat wagerah..

Papa- are sab hai wahan maine chadar uske upar gadda bichha rakha hai sath hi gilas wagera bhi hain..

Chacha- are waah bhaiya tumne to poora intezam kar rakha hai.. chalo phir.

Papa-haan chal…

Aur dono chhat par jakar baith jate hain. Chacha badi furti se pakode wagera nikalkar rakhte hain chatni sajai jati hai. Chhat ke hi seediyon ke kone par laga bulb achi khasi roshni de raha tha..

Sara samaan ache se lagane ke baad chacha botal nikalte hain akhbar se aur aise khush hote hain jaise kisi kamsin kali ko pahli baar nanga kar rahe ho…

Chacha- kitna samay ho gaya na bhaiya.. jab pichli baar baithe the..

Papa- haan re tabse kabhi mauka hi nahi bana…

Chacha ne chhote hone ka farz nibhaya aur jaldi se dono gilas mein thodi daru aur pani ka aisa ghol taiyar kia jise aksar jaam ke naam se jana jata hai..

Dono ne ek ek gilas ko ungaliyon se thama aur muskurate huye peene ki jo varshon purani parampara ka pahla usool hai ki peene se pahle jaam ko takrana hoga uska palan kia… aur phir chacha ne kisi pyase ki tarah jise na jane kabse pani na mila ho us gilas ko honthon se laga liya aur muh banate huye ek hi saans mein poora gatak gaye..

Papa- are thoda araam se itani bhi kya jaldi chacha- kya karein bhaiya pahla tha na ruka hi nahi gaya…

Papa- bilkul besabra hai tu.. le kuch khata bhi rah sath mein nahi to zyada chadh jayegi..

Chacha- haan haan tum bhi lo Bhaiya..

Papa ne bhi jaam uthakar honthon se lagaya aur ek ghoont Mara sath hi ek pakode ko chatni se bhigaya aur uska bhi niwala lia.

Chacha jaise pahla jam gatak kar thoda shant huye aur apani biwi ke banaye huye pakodon ka anand lene lage.

Papa- kuch bhi kaho pakode mast bane hain.

Chacha- aur bhaiya sath hi ye chatni bhi kamaal ki hai. Kamaal kar diya Mamta rani ne.

Papa- ghar ke khane ki baat hi kuch aur hai.

Chacha- ye to lakh rupaye ki baat ki hai bhaiya tumne.

Aise hi baaton ke beech dono dheere dheere jaam banakar peete ja rahe the.. sath hi pakode bhi chal rahe the thodi hi der mein dono par acha suroor tha… Daru apana dum khum dikha rahi thi.

Chacha- bhaiya hum dil se bataayein to is duniya mein tumse Jada ijjat kai ki nahi karte.

Papa- humse jada ache se teri lugai bhi nahi janti hogi tujhe.. ye bhi to baat hai..

Chacha- Bilkul sahi bhaiya hum kya hain tumse behtar koi nahi jaanta..

Papa- haan hum jante hain tum kitne harami ho.

Chacha- ab ka karein bhaiya ho jata hai kabhi kabhi… waise harami banane wale bhi tum hi ho..

Papa- are hum kaise banaye tumhe harami tu pahle se hi hai. Bhool gaya wo Manju Bhabhi wali baat.

Chacha-are wo to bahut purani baat hai bachpana tha tab.

Papa- moonch aa gayi thi bhar bhar ke aur bachpana bata raha hai.. yaad hai mujhe pahle jab gharon mein vyavastha nahi thi to halki hone auratein kheton mein jati thi aur jab Manju bhabhi nayi nayi byah ke aai thi to tab tujhe maine unke nange chutado ko chupke dekh kar apani nunni hilate huye pakada tha..

Chacha- acha itani purani baat bol rahe ho to poori baat kaho na ki pakadne ke baad mujhe rokne ki jagah tumne kya kiawo nahi yaad?

Papa- are chal wo to aise hi.

Chcha- aise hi kya bhabhi ke chutado ko dekh kar tum bhi to apani nunni nikal kar hilane lage the..

Papa- nunni hogi tumhari humara to lund hai… aur kya karte kya gol matol gand thi yaar raha hi nahi gaya…

Chacha- waah bhaiya humari nunni tumhara lund.. ye kaunsi baat hui… waise bhaiya kand to tumne bhi Kam nahi kiye..

Papa- chal chal humne kya kia..

Chacha- zyada bhole mat bano.. hum to bhabhi ki gand dekhkar hilate the tum to…

Papa-hum to kya…

Chacha- muh na khulwao bhaiya humara.. humne aaj tak kisi ko bola nahi hai..

Papa-aisi kaunsi baat hai jo tune kisi ko nahi batai aaj tak..

Chacha-are chhodo..

Papa-are bata to..

Chacha- sahi mein bolein muh to nahi banaoge.

Papa- are jhatu tumhari baaton se bhi muh bana hai kabhi humara…

Chacha- to suno

Chacha thoda sa aage jhukkar bahut Dheere se bole..:- jo tum apani Mausi ke sone par unke chutadon par apana ras girate the na wo humein pata hai..

Ye sunkar papa ki to aankhein badi ho gyi wo to daru ka nasha tha jo jhatka thoda halka laga.par phir bhi khud ko bachane ki akhiri koshish krte huye nazarein chupakar bole

Papa- Aisa kuch nahi hai… tu kuch bhi mat bol..

Chacha- acha hum kuch bhi bol rahe hain ya tum muqar rahe ho bhaiya.

Papa- humne aisa kuch kia hi nahi..

Chacha- are apani aankhon se dekha hai humne aur wo bhi ek baar nahi…

Papa ne kuch socha phir haar maante huye bole- acha hum mante Hain ki hum mausi ke chutadon ko dekhkar hilate bhi the aur unke upar jhadte bhi the… par tune kab aur kaise dekha?

Chacha- je hui na baat. Hum batate hain.

Chacha aise bole jaise jeet mil gayi ho…

Chacha- tumhe yaad hai jab tumne humein Manju bhabhi wali baat par pakada tha uske baad se hum roz subah chupkar unki gand dekhte the aur hilate the.

Papa- haan.

Chacha- to ek dopahar ko hum khet se ghar aa rahe the to Bhabhi ko hath mein lota liye jate huye dekha .Hum samajh gaye ki bhabhi halki hone ja rahi hain

To socha kyun na gand Darshan kiye jayein aur isi liye hum tumhe bulane chal diye.. tumhare ghar par pahunch kar hum humesha ki tarah dhadalle se Ghusta chala gaya dekha angan mein koi nahi tha… to ek kamre mein jhanka aur wahan bhi koi nahi tha phir tumhari mausi ke kamre mein jhanka to dekha tum khat ke kinare khade huye the mausi ek karwat par so rahi thi tumhara nikkar ghutno mein latka hua tha aur tumhara hath tumhare lund par chal raha tha…

Pahle to humein bada ajeeb laga ki tum mausi ke sath ye sab kyun par lund humara bhi tan gaya tabhi tumhare lund se dhar nikali aur Mausi ki saree par girne lagi.. aur tumne apana poora ras Mausi ki gand par gira diya uske baad jhukkar apani nikkar jab upr karne lage to hum wahan se bhag liye.

Papa- abe sale bada harami nikla tu… hum to sochte rahe ki ye kisi ko bhi nahi pata.

Chacha- aur kya uske baad to hum isi mauke ki talash mein rahte ki kab Mausi soyein aur kab tumhara kand dekhne ko mile.

Papa- wo sab to theek hai tune ye baat kisi ko batai to nahi.

Chacha- kasam se bhaiya ye raaj abhi tak humare seene mein cement ki tarah jama hua hai.

Papa- tu humari jaan hai.

Chacha- par bhaiya ye batao ki Mausi ne kabhi tumhe pakda nahi kya?

Papa- nahi yaar kabhi nahi kai kai baar to humein lagta tha mausi jagi hui hain aur sab janti hain. Par unhone kabhi kuch khud se kaha nahi aur usse aage badhne ki kabhi humari himmat hui nahi.

Chacha- dhatttt acha khasa mauka chhod diya.

Papa- kya mauka chhod diya.

Chacha- are jab Mausi ne kuch nahi bola to aage koshish karni chahiye thi na… kya pata jugad ho jati.

Papa- pagal ho kya aage kya jugad karte Mausi thi wo humari.

Chacha- acha mausi thi to unke chutado par kyun jhadte the.

Papa- wo to bas aise hi.

Chacha- aise hi nahi batao batao.

Papa- are kya batayein yaar Mausi ka badan dekhte the to na jane kyun badan sansana jata tha aur lund tan jata tha ek bAar unhe nahate dekh lia tha bas tabse hi ye sab shuru ho gaya tha.

Chacha- ye baat to hai kya gadraya badan tha unka.. bilkul jaise abhi Manju Bhabhi ka hai.

Papa- abe Manju Bhabhi ka naam kyun le diya… lund khada ho gaya.

Papa ne pajame ke upar se hi lund ko masalte huye kaha.. Jo ki bilkul lohe jaisa kadak ho rakha tha..

Chacha- are lund to Bhaiya humara bhi khada ho gaya. Manju Bhabhi cheej hi aisi hain.

Chacha ne bhi papa ki nakal karte huye waisa hi kia..

Ab dono ko lag raha tha Manju Bhabhi ki aur mausi ki yadon ki wajah se unka ye haal hai.. ab dono andar de kitne tharki the ye aap dekh hi chuke hain uspar mil Gaya daru ka sath aur rahi sahi jo kasar thi wo Shilajeet ne poori kar di.

Papa- tune mera raaj sambhal kar rakha to inam mein tujhe main ek raaj ki baat aur batata hun.

Chacha- hain koi aur raaj bhi chupaye baithe ho kya. Bade harami ho bhaiya. Hehehe

Papa- are sunega ya dant hi niporega..

Chacha- haan sunao na. Kiske bare mein hai..

Papa- sun abhi do din pahle main Karma aur Manju bhabhi bazaar gaye the yaad hai..

Idhar jahan Karma ke papa apani aur manju tai ki kaam leela ki kahani chacha ko suna rahe the..

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