Aaahhhh…Sisak Jawani ki – Update 67

Rohit- hel ow mama ji. .kaise ho. .
Rakesh-helow beta. .m gud. .wha sb kaise hai.
Rohit- yha sb thik hai . .mama ji mai kah rha tha ki rahul se bat ho gai hai
hmari
Ab ap bhi usse mil lo.
Rakesh-rohit beta. tumne to dekha hi use. to hmari kya jrurt hai. fir bhi tum
kahte ho to mil lenge.
Rohit apne mama se phone par bat kr rha tha or shweta samne bethi thi.
Rohit- thik hai mama. fir decide kar lenge. .
Rakesh- ha ,thik hai beta. .
Rohit- achcha. rkhta hu. namaste mama ji. .
Rohit mobile ko side me rakhkr t.v on kar leta hai.
Rohit-are tumhare bhai ki shadi kra rha hu. .ab to khush ho jao.
Shweta thodi si hard voice me bolti hai- to. mene kaha tha shadi krane ke
lie?
Rohit- nahi. .par mujhe badlana lena tha. .
Shweta- what. .kaisa bdla. .
Rohit- manisha ne bachpan me mera sr fod dia tha khelte samay. tb mene
kasam khai thi ki uski shadi ki
bndriya ke bndr bhai se krakr rhuga. .

Shweta- oh. .par afsos. .janvar lomdi ko bndr nahi mil paya. .isan mil gya. .
Rohit- hahaha. .nice yar. . Tumhari isi hajirjwabi par to fida hu.
Shweta bs ankh nikalkr rah jati hai.
Rohit t.v ka chanel change karne lgta hai. .
Rohit- ohh teri. .kya song chal rha hai. .
Shweta t.v ki taraf dekhti hai to sunny leone ka baby dol song chal rha tha.
Rohit bdi dhyan se song dekh rha tha. .
Rohit- ohh sunny pls. haath htale na. .
Shweta- wese m sure. tumari bht gf rhi hongi na coleg me. .
Rohit- tumhe aisa kyu lgta hai. .
Shweta-tumari hrkto se lgta hai.
Rohit- ye. are shweta. u knw na ki sunny ke pas wo hai jo kisi ke pas nahi. .
Shweta- haa. beshrmayi. .
Rohit- are uski bat nahi kar rha uski bat kar rha hu jo uske hatho ke niche
hai. .
Rohit itna kahkr shweta ki taraf dekhta hai. .
Rohit- wese shweta. ek bat bolu imandari se. .
Shweta- bol do. .permisn ni dungi tb bhi aap bologe hi ,agr apko bolna hai to.
Rohit- ye sunny leone na tumhare samne kuch nahi hai. .
Shweta- what rubbish. .
Rohit- i sware. . Tumhari breast usse kahi jada best hai. . m sure agar tum
film industry me aaj bhi pahoch
jao na to use sab bhul jaenge. .
Shweta ankho ko bdi krke jese use gusse me ghure ja rhi thi. .
Shweta- ho gya apka. .

Rohit- meri ek bat hmesha yaad rkhna . .jo bhi tumhe sundr kahta hai ya
kahega na. .Uski tarif me 80%
tumhare breast ki tarif hogi. .or 20% baki puri body ki. .
Shweta remot uthakr channel change karti hai., or serial par lga deti hai. .
Rohit- vishwas nhi ho rha kya. .
Shweta- agar apki ye jhuti tarifo ke pul bandhne bnd ho gye ho ,to let me see
the serial now. .
Rohit- what. .tum dunia ki pahli orat ho jise khud ki tarif sunna pasand nahi. .
.
Shweta- kuch bhi. ?? Tarif mujhe bhi pasand hai. par true. . Koi makhn se lipti
hui nahi. .
Rohit- kisi din apne apne apko aine me dekhna.apna ye dupt a htakr. . lgta
nahi ki ek bchche ko dudh pilati
ho roj. Aisa lgta hai jaise sara dudh inhi me store ho.
Shweta hairani se rohit ki taraf dekhti hai
Shweta- tumhari ye ghisi piti ,vlgure bate kb bnd hogi. .
Rohit- dekho. dekho. .seria*l dekho. .
Tum jo ye serial dekhti ho na ,or ye jo saari pankr housewife idhar udhar
ghumti rhti hai,m sure. m damn
sure tumhara bhai inhi ki navel or breast dekhkr hilata hoga. .
Shweta ko ye bat sunte hi jaise bahot tez gussa aa gya tha.
Shweta gusse me t.v band kr deti hai. .
Or sofe takiya uthakr rohit ko marti hai
‘ i hate you. .pta nhi ghrwalo ne kis afat ko pasnd kr dia mere lie’
Shweta jhl ati hui andar chli jati hai.
Shweta andar jakr apne bed par let gai thi. .
Rohit bhi piche piche andar pahoch jata hai

Rohit jakr bed ke ek side me beth jata hai. .
2 min. Tak pura snnata chhaya hua tha ghar me. .
Achank rohit tez tez hasne lgta hai
‘ hahahahaha. .’
Shweta- aagra chhodke aau.
Rohit- yar tum na bht jaldi naraj hojati ho. .
Shweta kuch nahi bolti
Rohit shweta ka hath pakadleta hai
Or hath par ek kiss krta hai
Rohit- tumhe pta hai mai tumhe kitna pyar krta hai.
Shweta thoda smile krti hai
Rohit- are wah. .hsi to fsi . .
Shweta- fir. .itna educated ho. fir ye gwaro wali bate tumne sikhi kaha se.
Rohit- tumhare lie gawar hi sahi. .
Shweta-bato me tumse koi jeet nahi sakta na. .anyway mamaji kya kah rhe
the.
Rohit- nthing. .kah rhe the ki wo rahul ko dekhege. .
Shweta- hmmm kb tk. .
Rohit- 2 mhine me shadi ho jaegi. .m sure. .
Shweta- kya dilaoge shadi me. .
Rohit smile karta hai-are wah. .kitni jaldi meri biwi maan jati hai. .
Shweta- mjburi hai. .wrna tum apni ghtiya bate kr krke dimak sda doge. .isse
achcha hai mankr,topic
change kr do.
Rohit- mene ek ldki se shadi ki thi jo bank me job karti thi. .na ki kisi vakil se.
.tumhare dimak ka jwab nahi

Shweta- kya dilaoge. .ye btao.
Rohit- jo madam bole.
Next day. .
Rohit of ice gya hua tha. .
Shweta akeli bor ho rahi thi. .
Shweta t.v on krke song sunne lag jati hai. .
Krib 15 min. Ke bad t.v bnd krke mobile leke beth jati hai.
Whatsapp on krke dekhti hai ,koi online nahi tha. .
Shweta ko achank rahul ki yaad aane lgti hai.
‘ rahul ki shadi me kitna mza aayega. . Mja kyu nhi aega ,iklota bhai hai. .
Par. use gift kya dena
hai’ shweta yhi sb soch rahi thi. .kafi sochne ke baad shweta ke dimak me ek
idea aata hai. Shweta mo.
Me net open krti hai.
Sochti hai net par dkhegi behtreen sa gift.
Shweta google karti hai.
Or usme type karti hai ‘ bhai ke lie gift’ or search mar deti hai. Thoda tym lga
search hone me.
Lekin jaise hi result samne aaya,
Shweta ki ankhe ft jati hai . .
Samne stories ke link the.
Ek stories ka title tha’ bhai ko gift me apni chut di’
Shweta ne pahle kbi mo. Me aisa kuch kia. nahi tha. .shweta ko jaise ye
sapna sa lg rha tha. Soch sochke
pareshan thi aisa kuch bhi hota hai kya. .
Shweta mobile bnd krti hai ,or kaam krne lg jati ha

Shweta ne mobile rakh to dia tha ,par rah rahkr use wo line yaad aarhi thi
Shweta apne man me sochti hai’ kya bkwas bna rkha hai internet ko bhi. . .
Pta nhi kaise kaise insan bhre pde hai dunia me. .kya koi behan apne bhai
ko. uf mai bhi kya sochne lgi. .’
shweta fir se mobile uthati hai or rohit se bat krti hai. .
Udhar rahul apne of ice me kam kar rha tha. Tbhi uska phone bjta hai. .
Rahul- haa mom,boliye. .
Aruna- beta aaj ghar jaldi aajana. . Kuch urgent hai. .
Rahul- sab thik hai na mom.?
Aruna- ha. beta. .sab thik hai. .wo tere jiju or unke mama aaye hai. .
Rahul- ohh mom. .
Aruna- ajaa ajaa. .nakhre mt kar. .
Rahul- thik hai. .boss se bat krke bs. .30 min. Me pahuchta hu. .
Aruna- thik hai ajao. .
Rahul boss se bat krke nikal jata hai. .
Rahul jaise hi ghar ke andr aata hai,samne rohit ko betha pata hai.
Rahul- hy jiju. hw are you.
Rohit- aiye rahul sir. apka hi wait kr rhe the. .
Rahul- ha,ha kyu nahi. .meri ajadi chhinne ka jo irada hai apka. .
Rahul slow voice me bolta hai ‘ wese ajadi ke dushman hai kaha?
Rohit- washroom me hai. . Tu ja fresh hokar ajaa.
Rahul- okay.
Rahul apne kmre me jata hai, change krke fresh hokar 15 min. Me wapas
aata hai. .
Rahul Rakesh se namaste krta hai,or beth jata hai

Rakesh-kese ho beta. . ?
Rahul- m fine sir. Thank you.
Rakesh- kya karte ho.
Rahul- i m doing job in m.n.c at the post of h.r as recruiter. .
Rohit- rahul. .he is not much educated. so speak hindi. .
Rahul rakesh ka face dekhta hai, saf najar aa rha tha jaise use kuch samajh
na aaya ho.
Rahul- sir mai ek compeny me job karta hu. . Logo ka interview lene ka kam
hai mera. .
Rakesh- ohh gud. To salary kitni hai apki.
Rahul- sir abhi to 35k hai. .
Rakesh- thik hai. . Jao beta ap khana vgera khalo. .of ice se aaye to bhuk to
lgi hogi na.
Rahul samajh jata hai ki wo uske piche kuch bat krna chahte hai. .
Rahul uthke chla jata hai. .
Rakesh- rohit. .mujhe ye pasand hai. . Ab dkhlo kya krna hai. .
Rohit- thik hai fir. .shadi ki date fix kr lete hai, kisi pndit se milke.