Update-27
Ab tak…
Ladka : aapki naukri mein sambhaal lunga, kuch nahi hone dunga aapki naukri ko. Aap bas daam boliye…
Sir : beta!! Ab kya bolu… Tumko bhi naraaz nahi kar sakta. Chalo…
Tum 20,000 de dena.
Ladka : chalo thik hai, aap bhi kya yaad rakhoge sir…
Ab aage…
Fir wo teacher waha se chala jaata hai.
Ye placement staff me kaam karta hai aur pichle kayi saalo se ghuus kha kha ke selection karwa raha hai. Iska naam Sanjay hai, sabhi isko sanjay sir kehke bulaate hai.
Sanjay sir ke jaane ke baad wo do log bache the aur aapas me baat kar rahe the…
Ladka 2 : arre bhai, mujhe ye samajh nahi aa raha hai ki tum rahul ki job kyu nahi lagne de rahe… Yadi uski job lag gayi toh fayda toh tumko hi hai na?
Ladka 1 : wo kaise!?
Ladka 2 : yadi uski job lag gayi toh woh baahar chala jaega aur wo baahar gaya toh uski behan neha akeli pad jaegi aur fir toh tum kuch bhi kar sakte ho…hehe aur fir mein bhi uss richa ke saath jam jaunga. Saali pichli baar bach gayi thi.
Ladka 1 : tu mujhse 3 saal bada zaroor hai par akal dhela bhar nahi hai.
Ladka 2 : kyu!?
Ladka 1 : abe bhosdike! Mein door ki sochta hu, zara soch… Rahul ki job nahi lagegi toh uska poora confidence gir jaega, wo akela padd jaega, ghar waale taane maarenge, aur uski behan toh usse zaleel kar degi haha…
Par yadi uski job lag gayi, toh uske paas aur bhi paisa aa jaega aur bhi contacts badh jaenge uske, fir mein kuch nahi kar paunga…
Ladka 2 : haa bhai baat toh sahi hai
Ladka 1 : saala abhi tak shareer dard kar raha hai… Rahuuuuullllll, chodhunga nahi tere ko.
Jii haa! Aapne sahi socha. Ye ladka aur koi nahi lucky hi hai. Rahul ki maar se abhi tak shareer uska dard me hai, aur doosra ladka ke naam hai Rohit.
Rohit richa ka classmate hai. Baap ka business hai toh padhai likhai ki koi chinta hi nahi hai. Job se koi matlab nahi. First year me richa ke saath friendship kar ke usse meethi meethi baato se fassaaya tha, rohit ko toh sirf richa ke shareer ka shoshan karna tha, koi pyaar wyaar nahi tha usse.
Bas sex karna chaahta tha aur jab richa ko rohit ke intentions pata chale toh wo bhadak gayi thi, uska duniya se bharosa uth gaya tha. Par aacha hua ki hamaare rahul ne usse uss waqt bacha liya, aur ab aaj richa rahul ki diwaani hai.
Ye jaan ke rohit ki gaand aur bhi jalne lagti hai. Kismat se lucky aur rohit ek dusre se mile aur ek dusre ki khwaahish ke baare me bhi pata chala, toh dono saath me rahul ki band bajaane ke liye ek ho gaye.
Lucky ko neha chahie thi toh wahi rohit ko richa.
Aur beech me jo kaata aa raha tha wo tha rahul.
Dono ko ussi ek kaate ko hataana tha aur fir dono ko unka khazaana mil jaata
Rohit : bhai par richa ki job lag gayi toh woh toh chali jaegi na…fir mein?
Lucky : abe toh job lag bhi gayi toh abhi thodi na jaegi, last year poora toh karegi na? Boht time hai, araam se chod lena … Ab chal yaha se. Sanjay sir apna kaam kar denge.
Fir dono waha se chale jaate hai.
Idhar room me andar ek cabin tha jaha 2 interviewer baithe the.
Roll number ke hisaab se rahul ka interview pehle hona tha. Isliye rahul pehle andar jaata hai aur baith jaata hai.
Tabhi andar sanjay sir aate hai aur interviewer ke kaan me kuch kehte hai.
Interviewer bhi ajeeb nigaaho se rahul ko dekh raha tha aur ant me usne ek ajeeb si smile paas kari jo shayad hi koi gaur kar paata. Rahul ko kuch samajh nahi aaya par usse kuch sahi nahi lag raha tha.
Jaate waqt sanjay sir ne rahul ke kandho par thap thapaya aur kaha “do your best!” Aur wapas chale gaye.
Sanjay sir ke aisa kehna par rahul ko ek confidence sa mila aur motivate ho gaya.
Par hamaare bechaare rahul ko kya pata tha ki sanjay sir uske saath game khel rahe hai aur wo toh keval iss shatranj ke khel me ek mohra hai jisse sanjay sir ne bali pe chadha diya hai.
Aur fir start hota hai interview…
Shuru me toh rahul se basic questions kiye gaye aur rahul ne poore confidence ke saath saare jawaab sahi diye par tabhi usne aisa sawaal kiya ki rahul ko vishwaash hi nahi hua…
Interviewer : so what will you do if you come to know that your mom is a slut?
Rahul (chaunkte hue) : whaaatttt!?
Interviewer : mene pucha ki tum kya karoge yadi tumhe ye pata chala ki tumhari mom ek slut hai?
Rahul ka mann kar raha tha ki wo uth ke interviewer ki hi maa chod de.
Par usne padha tha kahi pe ki aise questions bhi kabhi kabhi puche jaate hai jisme aap mentally prepare nahi ho paate ho aur apni job kho baithte ho.
Rahul ne khud ko shaant kiya aur fir jawaab diya.
Rahul : yadi meri mom slut hongi toh unka ek hi customer rahega aur woh hai mere dad.
Rahul se aise uttar ki interviewer ko bhi umeed nahi thi. Kitni chaturaayi se rahul ne aise sawaal ko bhi bade hi shaant mann se jhela aur uttar bhi aisa diya ki uska koi tod nahi tha.
Par interviewer toh sanjay sir ko zubaan de chuka tha kyuki usko sanjay sir se nagad paisa jo milne waala tha turant. Sanjay sir ne turant usse 20,000 dene ka bola tha aur turant ke turant jab aapki jeb me 20,000 rupaye aa rahe hai ek selection ko rukwa ke toh aap mana kese kar sakte ho? Yahi sochte hue usne rahul ko baahar karne ki thaan li.
Thoda sochte hue usne firse ussi prashn pe tang kasa. Par iss baar prashn ko aur aage tak le gaya.
Interviewer : par maan lo tumhari mom ke 1 se zyada customer hai toh kya karoge?
Ab interviewer badtameezi pe utar aaya tha. Wo prashn wahi ka wahi khatam ho gaya tha jab rahul ne uska uttar diya par interviewer kese bhi karke rahul ko jald se jald hataana chaahta tha aur apni jebo ko rangeen noto se bharna chaahta tha.
Rahul ka paara ab uski seema se paar ho chuka tha. Uski mom nisha jo ki ek susheel, khubsoorat, pyaari, sanskaari, aur ek sanvedansheel mahila hai uski nazro me uske baare me koi paraaya vyakti aisi baat kare toh rahul ko gussa kese nahi aata? Ab toh interviewer bhi line cross kar raha tha.
Rahul ne ek nazar doosre interviewer pe daudayi jo pichle aadhe ghante se phone pe laga hua tha aur usse koi matlab hi nahi tha. Saala bas samose thoosne aur araam farmaane aaya tha.
Rahul (bauhe kasste hue) : sir! You’re crossing the line I think…
Interviewer : Is this the way to talk to your superior!? Will you behave like this in the company too!? How you’re suitable for our company!?
Rahul : sir! You are taking it wrong. I meant that you shouldn’t just say wrong things about my mom.
Interviewer : ye interview ka hissa hai, koi aapatti hai toh aap bilkul jaa sakte ho.
Rahul : But you are taking the question too far sir…
Interviewer (tezz swar me) : you are rejected! You don’t have any authority to question me. Is that clear!? I don’t care whether your mom is a slut or not, just get lost.
Rahul firse apni mom ke baare me galat sunn ke, uska gussa ab control na ho paaya aur turant uth ke ek hi jhatke me usne interviewer ki collor pakad ke kheech liya.
Ekdum se iss hamle se interviewer ki gaand hi phatt gayi.
Rahul : yadi ek shabd aur bola na meri maa ke baare me toh teri hi maa chod dunga…samjha!?
Interviewer ki gaand toh fatt gayi thi par usne socha college me rahul kya kar lega isliye himmat karke usne rahul ke haath darrte hue hataae aur security ko chilla kar bulwaya par tab tak rahul khud hi baahar jaa chuka tha.
Baahar aate hi rahul ko shrishti aur richa dikhayi di. Dono uth ke rahul ke kareeb aayi pata karne ki rahul ka selection hua ya nahi. Par rahul ka gussa waala chehra dekh ke dono ko kuch samajh nahi aaya aur kuch na bol paayi.
Himmat karte hue richa ne puch hi liya…
“Rahul kya hua!? Kuch toh batao…”
Rahul kuch nahi kehta hai bas dono ko best of luck kehke nikal jaata hai college se.
Raaste bhar uska dimaag kharaab tha.
Sab kuch accha chal raha tha.
Par interviewer achaanak itna bekaar sa sawaal kese kar sakta hai.
Rahul bas apni mom nisha ke baare me sochta hua ghar pohucha toh Anshika ne gate khola…
“Bhai aap!? Selection ho gaya kya!?”
Anshika ki baat ko ignore kar rahul seedha kitchen me gaya jaha uski mom khaane ki taiyaari kar rahi thi.
Aur turant jaake apni mom ko peeche se gale laga Liya.
Achaanak iss hug se nisha thodi darr gayi par jab usne dekha ki rahul hai toh usse thoda raahat mili par wo thodi shocked bhi thi…
Par naa jaane kyu rahul ke achaanak hug karne se nisha ko bohut accha lag raha tha aur wo chaah rahi thi ki rahul usse kabhi na chodhe. Aise hi baaho me liye rahe.
“Betuu!! Itni jaldi aa gaya!? Kya hua!? Ho gaya selection company me!?”
R (aur tight hug karte hue) : bhaaad me gayi wo company…
Tight hug se rahul ka lund nisha ki gaand ki daraar me dhass raha tha jo nisha ne feel kiya aur usne ek gehri saans li aur forun mud gayi…
Nisha (uski taraf mudte hue) : kya hua betu!? Tu gusse me kyu hai? Kya hua? Bata mujhe…
R : kuch nahi mom…
Nisha : ab apni maa se bhi cheeze chhupaane laga!?
R : aaj aap mere saath sona, raat me sab bataunga…
Nisha : koi pareshani wali baat toh nahi hai na?
R : nahi mom, koi pareshani ki baat nahi hai, aaj aap raat me mere saath sona bas… Vanshu dii neha ke kamre me so jaengi…
Nisha : thik hai baba… Par selection ka toh kuch bata mujhe…
R : nahi hua selection. Mein aapko sab kuch vistaar se raat me bataunga na…
Ab aap aur sawaal mat kariye.
Nisha : accha baba theek hai. Raat ko tere saath hi soungi…thik!?
Fir rahul change karne kamre me jaata jaha vanshu rahul ke laptop pe movie dekh rahi thi. Aur rahul ko dekh turant laptop band kar deti hai aur uske fresh hone ke baad uske saath hi neeche khaana khaane aa jaati hai.
Lunch hote hi sabhi apne rooms me aa jaate hai. Anshika bhi rahul ke hi room me aa jati hai kyuki neha college me thi.
Teeno apas me baat kar rahe the par Anshika ke mann me kuch aur hi chal raha tha…
Anshika (mann me ) : dii aur bhai ke beech zaroor kuch hai. Uss din ke baad se mene firse unko kiss karte toh nahi dekha par mein jaanti hu kuch gadbad zaroor hai, kahi unko pata toh nahi chal gaya ki mene unhe dekh liya tha. Bhai se hi baat karni padegi mujhe akele me…
Raat ko sabhi log dinner karte hai auyr fir nisha rahul ke kamre me aa jaati hai aur vanshu neha ke kamre me chali jaati hai.
Nisha bed pe baith jaati hai, ek navy blue colour ki nighty pehne hui thi, jisme uske doodh bade hi akarshak lag rahe the kyuki nisha raat me bra nahi pehnti thi.
Nisha rahul ke jawaab ka intezaar kar rahi thi par rahul ne turant usse gale se laga liya aur ek kiss uske kandhe pe jadd diya.
Nisha bechaari hil si gayi uss ek kiss se. Rahul toh bas bhavna me beh ke mom ko gale lagaya aur kiss kiya tha kyuki interviewer ki baat se usse boht gussa aaya tha isliye apni mom ke prati wo pyaar darsha raha tha.
Par nisha toh isse kuch aur hi samajh rahi thi. Uske haath apne aap hi rahul ke peeche baal ko sehlaane lage…
“Kya hua betu!?”
Fir rahul apni poori baat bataata hai ki aaj kya kya hua aur nisha ko ab samajh me aata hai ki uska beta aaj itna jazbaati kyu tha. Par saath hi saath usse glaani ke bhaav bhi aa rahe the ki uska beta kitna pyaar karta hai uss se aur wo yaha kuch aur hi soch rahi thi.
Mamta aur kaamekcha ke mile jule bhaav me doobte hue nisha rahul ke chehre ko pakad ke apne seene me chhupa leti hai.
Bra na pehne hone ke kaaran naram mulaayam doodh ka ehsaas rahul ko bhi pagal kar deta hai aur wo bas apna sar doodh ki daraar me ghusaaya rehta hai aur garam garam saanse chodhta rehta hai.
Nisha bhi uski saaso se paagal hoke uske maathe ko chumbano se bhar deti hai aur puchkaarte hue usse pyaar karne lagti hai.
Shayad ye raat lambi hone waali thi, mamta ke alawa shayad koi aur bhi cheez thi jo nisha par haavi ho rahi thi…
Kya thi wo!?
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!!
