Update 45
Golf Course pe pauncha aur room main mahul waise hi tha, jaise yeh dono shokeen karte the, do ladkiyan thi, skirt aur top main, mere ko ek to reception wali lagi lekin main galat ho sakta hu , khair drinks chalo the hi inke, maine apna banya aur sofe pe aaram se baith gya,
Mama – tere party hai to tere liye bhi ek mangwa du?
Main – Nhi Mama rehne do
Mama – Mere ko chutiya mat banana ki main to virgin hu
Maine Joginder ji ki taraf dekha, woh muskura rahe the, yaar mere ko daal main kala laga main chup hi raha.
Mama – Waise yeh party akele tere nhi hai, Bhaisahab bhi de rahe hai aaj
Maine Joginder ji ki taraf dekha, woh muskura rahe the, mere ko ab pakka kuch develop hota dikhye diya,
Mama – Bar bar unko kyu dekh raha hai, mere se hi puch le,
Main fir bhi chup hi raha, ab kya howa mere sath, main sir neeche kar liya aur sip karta raha
Mama – Bhaisahab aur hum bachpan ke dost hain, hum kuch nhi chupate ek dusre se, aage aur bolu ya kafi hai
Main – Bhut hai Mama ji, aur maine fir sir neeche kar liya
Mama – Chalo Nisha ka case samjh ata hai, lekin mere hero tune Aunty ji ko bhi lapet liya, aur dono muskarane lage
Mere ko bhut sharm aa rahi thi, ab kya bolu main
Mama – Ab sharma mat, baap banne wala hai tu, chahe records main koi aur ho, kuch to bol nhi to tere Mami ko bol dunga ki unki Bhabhi ko bhi nhi chhoda,
Main uth ke Mama ji ke paas jake baith gya, ek taraf ladki thi, jike boobs Mama ji daba rahe the,
Main – Mama ji rahne do na, kyu meri izzat ka band bajwa rahe ho
Mama – Tune humare ghar ki dono ka band baja Diya, aur ab sharif ban raha hai,
Mama ji aur Joginder ji muskarane lage
Main – Aap ne bola to maine kiya na uncle, aap ne puri baat nhi bataye Mama ji ko
Joginder ji – Beta puri baat hi batayi hai
Main – Yaar Mama aap fir kyu ched rahe ho
Mama – Dekh Deependra aisa nhi hai ki main tere ko ched raha hu, main bhi serious hu,
Main – Haa bolo, jo aap bolege hoga,
Mama – Dekh pakka hoga na, tu mukar to nhi jayega,
Main – Aap jo bologe wohi hoga,
Yeh bol ke main unke samne aake baith gya aur drink pine laga
Shefali – Kishan kaka maine kal Bhaiya se baat ki aur unhone jo bola us se prove hota hai ki Deependra sharif hai, kaka us ki kahani sun ke rona aagya, bhut suffer kiya usne is jindagi main, uske ishare pe murder nhi hote aur uske naam se jo aap kehte ho ki log darte hain, aisa kuch nhi hai, woh don nhi hai
Kishan kaka Shefali Baby ki baatein sunta raha jab woh car chala raha tha agle din, jab Baby ne khatam kiya tab Kishan Singh bola – Mere ko nhi pata ki Vineet Bhaiya ne aapko kya bola hai, sach main janta hu, mere chota ladka unke yahan driver hain,
Shefali – Haa to us kuch prove to nahi hota na
Kishan – Prove main aap se hi karwa du to?
Shefali – Matlab, kaise ?
Kishan – Baby, aap ke Nana ne aap ki mummy ko South Extension, Delhi main woh khoti di thi,
Shefali – Haa di thi, par us main jo kiraydar hain woh shyad 13 ya 14 saalon se khali nhi kar rahe,
Papa aur bhaiya uska case bhi lad rahe hai court main itne time se,
Kishan – Sahi keh rahi ho aap Baby, ab aap yeh batao agli tareek kab hai?
Shefali – Waise mere ko nhi malum, Bhaiya ko malum hai,
Kishan – Puch lo Baby
Shefali ne Vineet Bhaiya ko phone lagaya aur wapis Kishan Singh ko kaha – Kaka 25 din baad,
Kishan – Aap ko lagta hai ki woh aapki khoti aap ko de dega is janam main ? ya woh khoti ki chabi dega, ya agar aap yeh case yahan jeet bhi gaye to woh High Court nhi jayega
Shefali – Haa kaka woh itni badi kothi nhi chodega na chabi dega, haa hum jeet bhi gaye to woh High Court jayega
Kishan – Dekh liya aapne fark, aap ka pariwar saalon se court mein apni cheez ke liye ek chor se lad raha hai, lekin aap kuch nhi kar sakte, lekin agar aap yeh case Deependra Alawat ko batao ge to agli peshi pe woh khud aap ko chabi dega, karib 15 crore ki khoti hai, Baby, koi majak nhi hai,
Ghar aake Shefali ne yehi baat Vineet Bhaiya se discuss kari, kafi der sochne ke baad Vineet Bhaiya bole, – tu hi baat karle, tere friend hai, main bolu agar mana karde to? jo paise lagenge main dunga, aur agar usne kardiya, woh khoti bhi tere, mere paas bhut property hai
Meri Google drive pe jab Javed ke video aane lage, mere ko laga ki Beer Bar Manager kaam pe laga howa hai, ek din main jab beer bar ke round pe tha tab Manager apni office main legaya,
Manager – Sir iski badmashi agar cash chori tak rahti to thek tha,
Main – cash shyad iski hi firm ka hai
Manager – Jee Sir, woh ladki set hai, wohi cash deti hai, apni beer bar delivery point hai,
Main – Matlab yeh apni firm ko under se loot raha hai
Manager – Jee Sir, lekin ek aur baat hai, jab yeh apne close dosto ke sath baithta hai, to apni Bhabhi se sex karne ki icha ki baatein karta hai
Main – apne kya lena yeh jo ghar main kare
Manager – Sir Bhabhi to owner hai inki accounting firm ki
Main hairaan hogya
Manager – Aap kabhi mile nhi kya?
Main – Nhi yeh Girish aur Javed hi milte hain shuru se
Fir Manager ne laptop pe dusri windows kholi, yeh hai Madam Instagram pe, yeh Facebook pe
thi, achi married woman thi, maine uska naam padha, Rehana Khan,
Main – Yeh Rehana uski Bhabhi hai?
Manager – Jee, nhi to aise useless ko kon hire karta,
Main – Hmmm, yeh peeche pada hai, usko malum nahi hai
Manager – Ab tak to yeh story lagi,
Main – Aadmi basically kutta prove ho raha hai,
Manager – Jee Sir
Main wapis aa raha tha to kuch school ki ladkiya dekhi road pe, mere ko Nagma yaad aagyi, lode main khoon daudne laga, maine phone milaya,
Nagma – Hi
Main – Kaha hai tu
Nagma – Sir, showroom pe
Main – Chhuti kab hogi tere ?
Nagma – Manager permission de dega, aap bolo to abhi aa sakti hu
Main – Thek hai, bahar milna mere ko
Nagma – Sir agar puri raat hai to ghar pe Abbu ko yaha stock taking ya over time ka kuch bolna padega
Ab mere ko nhi malum tha ki raat bhar rakhu, Sarabjit ko bol ke bhi nhi aya tha, maine gaadhi dekhi 5 baj rahe the,
Main – nhi mere ko bhi ghar jana hai, tere ko jaldi free karduna,
Nagma – nhi mere ko problem nhi hai, aap bhut ache ho, main ghar pe all night bol hi dete hu
Khair main Mall ki parking main gya, woh wahan khadi thi, usne Showroom wali Skirt aur Shirt phena tha, maine Fortuner roki, woh jhat se chad gyi, usko bola ki seat pe mere paas kisak ke baith, woh aagyi aur main uske shirt ke under se boobs masalta raha
Nagma – Haaaiiii Sir, aap ke touch se geli hogyi main
Main – Kabhi chudi tu?
Nagma – Woh HR ne choda tha jab naukari di, yeh manager bhi line maar raha hai, abhi diya nhi isko,
Main – aur ? Boy friend ?
Nagma – Hai ek, lekin usko peeche aur muh main jyada daalne ka shauk hai,
Mere ko ladki bindas lagi, to the point, koi nakhre nhi, koi time waste nhi,
Maine office ke side main park kiya aur side entrance se isko uper bane living room main le gya, – chal nangi hoja
Nagma – Phele drink karte na Sir,
Maine cupboard ki taraf ishara kiya usne Black Dog ke do alag alag peg banaye, aur ek bar main apna pi gyi, maine hairaan hoke dekha,
Nagma – Aap ka size soch ke dar gyi hu, is liye jaldi pi gyi,
Main – Koi baat nhi, aaja choose,
Nagma mere jeans kholne lagi, – aapki Madam bhut sunder hai, main kuch bhi nhi unke samne, fir mere ko kyu bulaya, fir apne kapde kholne lagi
Main – tu choti hai na,
Nagma – Aap ko choti pasand hai,
Main – Haa, bhut aur main pita raha woh dono chote hathon se lode ko masalne lagi, aur thoda apna thuk laga ke masalti rahi, – tere salary kitni hai,
Nagma – Sir 15,000
Main – aaja mere god main baith,
Woh mere god main baith gyi, bhut choti lagi, boobs bhi chote the, maine roll hoke bed pe usko neeche le liya, woh lode ko masalne lagi, maine usko pakad ki bacche ki tarah set kiya, aur loda uski chut pe ragadne laga, ladki main confidence tha, ya mere ko kush karna chahati thi, uuuffff uuuffff
main uski shakal dekhte howe loda push karta raha, uuuffff hmmm, uuuffff aaaahhhhhh ooooh uuuffff band ne ek baar bhi hath se roka nhi, loda leti chali gayi, pain to thi,
shakal pe dikh rahi thi, lekin Naa uske muh se nhi nikla, uuuffff uuuffff eeeeeiiiii aaaahhhhhh main uske uper let gya, woh mere sharir se puri neeche choti se lag rahi thi, uske chote hathon se mere ko fer rahi thi, aaaahhhhhh
Main khud hairaan tha ki pura loda le liya tha is ne, uski tight chut aur bina natak ke chudai ka maja bahut jyada tha, usne khud bola, – main choti si hu na, aap khade hoke god main utha kar chodo mujhe, fir table pe usko leta ke choda, woh khud mere ko kush karne main lagi thi, mere ko maja aa raha tha usko ek khilone ki jaise utha ke chodne main, aur jor jor se chodne pe bhi woh nhi royi, ya chilayi, last main jor jor se tez chod ke main der hogya,
Hum sath pade rahe, usne mere lode pe hath ferne lagi, maine usko apni taraf keecha
Main – Nagma, tu mast hai, dard nhi howa tere ko,
Nagma – Bhut hoya, abhi bhi ho raha hai, lekin aapko aakhen band kerke muskara ke mere chodte dekh aapka maja nhi spoil karna chahati thi,
Main – Goli du ka pain ki ?
Nagma – Haa de do
Hum fir karib aadha ghanta so gye, utha to loda choos rahi thi, – mere ko bhut pasand hai aapka yeh,
Main – let fir wapis dalta hu
Nagma – dard ho raha hai
Main – chal ulti let, aur uski gand pe hath phere laga
Nagma – kuch lubrication laga lo, mota hai na
Maine body lotion uthaya aur achi tarah se lode pe laga ke uski gand pe bhi lagaya
Main – dard jyada ho to bol dena
Nagma – thek hai sir, aap bhut ache ho, aur apna hath peeche karke lode ko set kiya, – daal lo
uuuffff uuuffff eeeeeiiiii thoda ruko pleaseeeee
main dheere dheere aage peeche karne laga,
aaaahhhhhh ooooh acha laga raha hai aaaah aaaaah aise hi daalo aaaaah eeeeeiiiii aaaahhhhhh main achi lagi aapko aaaah aaaaah
Maine usko wapis keecha aur bola, – hmmm, acha lagta hai choti chori ko chodna
Nagma – aap bhi bhut ache lagte ho mere ko, aap jor ke kar lo, aaaah aaaahhhhhh ooooh
Main dhakke marta raha uski gand main woh chilati rahi, main maine jee bhar ke uske maje liye,
Usko 8.30 Mall ke bahar drop kiya aur 30,000 envelope main daal ke pakada diye
Nagma – Kya hai sir isme, neeche khadi usne pucha
Main kuch nhi bola to usne envelope khol ke dekha
Nagma – Sir, isme to paise hain, main paise ke liye nhi karti
Main- tere dress ke hain, achi dress le lena
Nagma – Sir next time kab bulaoge
Main – Jab free howa
Nagma – aap bhut ache ho sir, aur mere ko kushi hai ki main choti hu, aap ka jab jee kare bula lena, aur khub jor se maar lena meri, aap jaise chaho, main mana nhi karungi,
Maine gaadi main se hath nikal ke uske gaal pe fera, – bhut achi bacchi hai tu, Nagma,
Nagma – thank you so much sir, i love you,
Aur woh chai gyi,
