Update 15
Raat hogyi thi, jab papa hum ko drop karke Gurgaon ke liye nikal gaye, Chachi wait kar rahi thi, Preeti ki beti se bahut pyar se mili, aur usko godh me lekar hi dinner kiya, ja sone ka time aya to maine dekha, Chachi ne alg room ready kiya tha Preeti ke liye, Chachi Mummy ko sath sulati thi, ab pata nahi kya issue tha, shyad choti bacchi raat ko disturb na kare, pta nhi maine bhi jyada dimag nhi lagaya, apne ko kya karna hai, jahan chaho wahan sao, main jake so gaya
Next day morning main Chachi ne bola ki sab mummy ke paas chalenge breakfast karke, thek hai bhai, chalo, aur hum chal diya, ab wahan kya howa ki punchne ke baad teen ladies phele drawing room main fir kitchen main baatein karti rahi, lunch bhi ban raha tha, aur baatein bhi chal rahi thi, maine dhyan nhi diya aur bahar aagya, koi problem hogi, apne ko kya, apan bacchi ko godi main leke ghumte rahe, kabhi car main baithe kabhi varande main, baatein khatam hone ka naam hi nhi le rahi thi, ab maine socha bhut dino baad mili hongi isliye bak bak band hi nhi ho rahi, acha fir lunch howa aur fir teen room main chali gyi, main dusre room main bed pe so gya, jab utha tab 5 baj rahe the, maine jake bola – ab chale nahi to andhera ho jayega, teen mereko dekhne lagi pta nhi kyu, – nhi jana kya? maine fir pucha
Chachi – Haa Mummy late ho jayega, tu so liya
Me – Haa, bhut
Fir hum sab car main baithe, ek second bhi free nhi mila mere ko Sarabjit ke sath, uska gussa alag tha, main chup chap drive karta raha gaon tak, woh dono bhi pta nhi kis soch main thi, sab chup hi the, TV dekha, dinner kiya aur so gaye.
Do din baad main room main laptop pe kuch kar raha tha ki Chachi ayi, – free hai ?
Me – Haa, Kyu, maine laptop band kiya aur Chachi ko dekhne laga, aaj Madam ne light blue kurta aur Palazzo phena tha, mast lag rahi thi, gore gore hath, neeche gore gore pair, nail polish to nhi thi, par body se glow alag hi rahata tha, jee karta tha patak ke bed pe ragad du, khair aisa main kar nhi sakta tha, to bhola ban ke baith gaya
Chachi mere samne aake baith gyi, woh bhi bhut confused aur indecisive lag rahi thi ki kha se shuru karu, main wait karta raha, mere rani jaan bol na, muuaaah, dil main, woh apne dono hathon ki fingers twist kar rahi thi jaise shuru kaha se karu, main socha yeh nhi bolne wali, main hi push karta hu
Me – baat kis ke bare main hai Chachi?
Chachi – Woh na, woh kya hai, main kaise bolu
Me – Maine kuch galat kar diya kya ?
Chachi – Nahi nahi tere baat nhi hai
Me – Fir kis ki baat hai ?
Chachi – Woh Preeti hai na, meri bhen, woh main yeh kehna chahti thi tere ko, ki us se baat kar liya kar
Me – Thek hai, yeh kehne ki liye aap ko itna time laga
Chachi – Ab humko usko help karna hai, usko emotional support dena hai
Me – Kya howa hai usko?
Chachi – Baad main bata dungi, kuch khas nhi, bas tu Ludo khel liya kar, Carrom bhi pada hai, aur TV dek liya kar, woh thodi dukhi hai
Me – Kya dukh hai, mere ko to batao na ?
Chachi – Are aise hi ladies problem hai, tu nahi samjhe ga
Me – Ludu aur carrom se thek hojayegi ladies problem? Kya keh rahi ho aap, dekho meri baat suno, apan dono close hai na, mere se to share kar lo, baat kya hai
Chachi – Kuch nhi hai, ladies problem hai, tu bas usko entertain karna jab free ho
Me – Acha nhi batana mat batao, jo aap kahoge woh kar dunga
Chachi – Acha ja abhi uske sath baatein kar le
Main bed se uth gaya, – kya baatein karu main
Chachi ne peeche se mere peth pe hath rakha – ja na kuch bhi baatein kar le, haa problem nhi puchna
Main drawing room main aake Preeti ke samne baith gya, sundar, young aur smart, wohi glossy black hair, wohi chikna face, glow karta howa, dress woh mast tight top aur jeans main thi, lekin ek baat bolu, Preeti ko dekh ke mere ko koi feelings nhi aati hai, lund bhaisahab to jaise, mere ko neend aa rahi hai, mere ko mat jagana, wale mode main chalege
Main idhar udhar ki baatein karta raha, aur 10 minutes ke under under hi us inquisitive ladki ne bhabhi ki baat pe humare car main chup hone ka puch liya, ab main kya bolta, woh hate karti hai mere ko is liye gaon main rah ke padai ki, finals hogaye, results ka intazar hai, Chachi helicopter ki tarah humare ko notice kar rahi thi, sala woh shadi main drone hota hai na, aap khana kha rahe ho aur aap ki video bana raha hai bhenchod, khair hum konsi sexy baatein kar rahe the, bas general introduction ek dusre ka
Fir maine kaha ki Ludu khelo gi ? Woh muskarane lagi, maine socha carrom ka puch leta hu, carrom khele apan ? Woh ab to hasne lag gyi jor se aur fir roki to boli – Aap itne bade hogye ho aur baccho ke game khelte ho
Maine gusse se Chachi ko dekha, jo helicopter ke taraf bas hi paas hi mandra rahi thi, officially woh drawing room ki ek table set kar rahi thi, Chachi ne mere ko dekh kar bahar chali gayi, ya kahe ki bahar bhag gyi, chutiya idea usne hi diya tha, aur main chutiya ban gya
Ek goal Preeti kar chuki thi, aur bhut itra rahi thi, de smile pe smile, mere ko kuch nhi suja, fir mere muh se nikala – beti kaha hai aapki
Preeti – Woh so rahi hai
Mere ko laga isko zameen pe laane ka yehi rasta hai, ki tu ek bacche ki maa hai, par woh bhi fail
Preeti – Didi ke khet pe jhula hai na, chalo wahan chalte hain
Me – Chachi se puchna padega, wais bhi shyam hogyi hai
Preeti – Aap itne bade hoke, apne khet pe Jane ke liye didi se pucho ge ? Aur muskarane lagi
Ek aur goal, goal pe goal, ek to main bhenchod tere sath jana nhi chahata hu, uper se tane alag maar rahi hai, woh khadi hogyi aur main baitha raha, – Chalo chalte hain
Me – Chachi se puchna padega, yeh lame excuse tha, aur koi option bhi nahi tha, aur kaise mana karta, ki nahi jana tere sath bhen ki lodi, ja maar tu kisi kuye main
Main bade maan se utha aur kitchen ke taraf gya, yeh Madam mere peeche thi, maine dekha Chachi kitchen main bartan baja rahi thi, matlab saaf tha, woh humari baatein sun rahi thi, aur abhi bhag ke kitchen main aake apne aap ko busy dekha rahi thi, haa kar lo natak tu bhi,
Ab language dekho maine Chachi se kis style main permission mangi, phele hi negative mood se
Me – Chachi dekho raat hone wali hai, abhi bahar nhi ja sakte na
Woh alag hi channel pe chal rahi thi
Chachi – Bahar dekh, 5.30 baje hain, abhi kaha raat, jao jaha jana hai, mere se kyu puch raha hai, mere se aaj tak pucha kya, tere ghar hai, tere khet, jaha jana hai jao, isko bhi ghuma lao
Ab match main Chachi thi nahi, fir bhi goal kar diya, yeh football ke niyamo ki virud to tha hi, aur kamene level ka behaviour tha, aur bas usi pal maine soch liya, chodunga to tere ko hi Rani, to kitna bhi mere ko iske uper fekh, maine nhi chodna isko, bas chudegi to tu hi ab
Main fir innocent face bana ke bola – Aao chalen
Aur uske sath bahar nikal aya, raste main woh boli – Dekha kyu gaye permission lene, maine to phele hi bola tha na
Main khamosh raha, bas sath chalta gya
Preeti – Bolo na
Preeti ne meri baju pakad li aur kha -batao na
Beti to meri bazu kya land bhi pakad le to main nahi bolne wala, chutiya nhi hu, game lag raha tha mere ko, Ludu khelo carrom khelo, chutiya bana rahe hai sab, gusse main chalta raha, woh rukne lagi, aur mere bazu ko kas ke pakad liya
Me – Chodo na, koi dekh lega, gaon hai yeh
Woh khil khila ke hasi di, aur khub hasi
Me – Kya hai, kya problem hai, chup hojao na
Uski hasi nahi ruk rahi thi, woh haste howe boli – yeh jo aap ne abhi bola na word to word, yeh dialogue ladkiyan bolti hain, aur aap ek ladke hoke apne khet main dar rahe ho, aur hasti rahi
Ab mere paas kya solution tha, kuch nahi, problem mere ko bazu pakade sath thi, hath bhi nhi chodna kaise iska pati ya aashiq hu purana, bhenchod yeh kha phas gaya main, is se acha hota Mami hoti, sali plane main bhi apni chuchiyan ragad rahi thi mere bazu pe, woh hota hai pyar, yeh alag chipke ja rahi, bhenchod tere ko kahin AIDS to nhi hai, mere ko aur laga degi
Khair main jaise taise bagh main puncha, gussa kam nhi howa, woh jhat se jhule pe baith gyi, aur mere ko boli – Dhaka do na
Abe madam, phele tere maa ko is hi jhule pe dhhaka diye aur ab is bhen ki lodi ko, main ka chutiya hu jo pure khandan ko jhula jhulaon, main ghanta nhi dene wala, main jake charpai pe baith gya, – Khud hi tango se de lo, yeh bol ke main bahut maan main itrane laga ki ek goal to maine maar hi diya
Madam, jhule se uthi, aur mere samne khadi hogyi, apne patali kamar pe dono hath rakh ke boli – Mere se koi problem hai? Main itni achi tarah se aap se behave kar rahi hoon aur aap ka attitude khatam hone ka naam hi nahi le raha, mere ko jhula doge to kya farak pad jayega? main uske baad aap ko jhula de dungi
Ab main kya karta, chup chap utha, aur jhule ke peeche khada hogya, – baitho aap
Preeti – Nahi baithungi, phele normal insaan bano, aisa muh latkake nhi chahiye, woh apne hath fold karke sene pe khadi hogyi mere samne
Main idhar udhar dekha, bhenchod kaha fas gya main aaj, agar isne Chachi ko kuch bol diya namak mirchi laga ke, to woh alag naraz hojayegi, ki maine tere ko request ki, aur dekh tune kya kiya, ladies problem alag hai isko, pata nhi konsi ladies problem, bhagwan jane
Preeti – Ab aap kya soch rahe ho, itni achi height hai, itni achi body hai, itna acha face hai, attitude bilkul suit nhi karta aap pe
Maine sir neeche kar liya aur jhule ki dono rassiyon ko pakad liya
Preeti – Result aagya kya? Fail hogaye? Papa ko to bhut dailogues maar rahe the car main ki aap ka beta loser nahi hai
Me – Nahi aya result, sorry, aap baitho please
Preeti – Nahi aap pyar se bolo
Me – Kaise
Preeti – Aa Preeti baith na, main tere ko jhula deta hu, aur smile di – aise
Me – Aa Preeti baith na, main tere ko jhula deta hu, aur smile kari uski taraf
Preeti – Wah yeh howi na kuch romantic baat, aur aake baith gyi, – do ab
Maine dheere dheere jhule ko dhakke deta rah
Preeti koi gana gun ganane lagi, mere ko samjh nahi aya, main push karta raha, fir jab uska maan bhar gya woh utar ke pani se hath dhone lagi
Preeti – Idhaar aao, hath dho lo
Maine chup hi rahna behtar samjha, aur uske sath hath dhone laga, usko pata nhi kya suji, hath main pani bhar ke mere pe mara, maine react nhi kiya, iske implications Chachi tak ja sakte the, to main khamosh hi raha, woh pani fir marti rahi aur hasti rahi, main dheere dheere haveli ki aur chalne laga, woh bhag kar ayi aur mere baju ko fir pakad liya, – thak gyi hu
Me – Haveli paas hi hai, aap baju pakad ke chalte raho
Preeti – Nahi utha ke le chalo na mere ko
Me – Gaon hai, koi deke ga, kya soche ga, aap chalo baju pakad ke, waise yeh bhi akward hai
Preeti – Dekho koi nhi hai, utha lo na
Me – Ghar pe naukar hote hai, aap ne dekhe na, maan jao, please chal lo, yehi to raha
Preeti ne baju chod diya, aur kamar pe hath rakh ke khadi hogyi
Yeh pakka marwayegi mere ko aaj, main le dil main socha, fir uske paas jake jhuk gya, – lo chad jao mere peeth pe, woh fat se chad gyi aur mere ko pakad liya, maine hath peeche le jake uske hips pe rakhe ki neeche na fisale aur chalne laga
Usko pata nhi kya suji, usne aapne pair meri kamar pe kas ke lapet liye, main ek dum ruk gya,
Preeti – Kya howa
Me – Yaar aap kya kar rahe ho, please stop it
Preeti – Main comfortable nhi thi ab hu, aap chalo na, behas mat karo
Maine fir chalna shuru kiya, ab madam ko aur masti suji, apna muh mere kaan pe paas laka garam garam sanse chodne lagi, chal main raha tha, saanse woh chod rahi thi mere gardan pe, aur Haveli aate hi maine usko gate pe utar diya, Haa ji bhai , Chachi ne kitchen ki dekh liya, ab Preeti to aaraam se under chali gayi, ab main kaise jau, gya to Chachi pta nhi kya keh gi, main isi soch main gate pe khada raha to Preeti uchakti howi wapis ayi, aur mera hath pakad ki under keench liya, – Bahar kyu ruk gaye aap ?
Main drawing room main baith gya, sir neeche karke, Chachi coffee leke ayi, aur maine tray ko dekha aur cup utha liya, uper nhi dekha, Chachi samne baith gyi, – Kaisa laga khet
Main to kya bolta
Preeti boli – Bhut acha, jhula bhi jhula aur enjoy kiya, raste main thak gyi to inhone utha ke ghar le aye
Chachi – Badi dosti hogyi ek din main, achi baat hai, mera Deepu to hai hi helpful
Ab jo sarcastic tone main Chachi ki words main dundh raha tha, woh nhi tha, aisi koi baat nhi ki jalan ho, ya gussa ho, normal thi, yeh bhi ajeeb laga, khair maine sir uper kiya to Chachi smile kar rahi thi, ab main aur confused, sala yeh to pakka tha ki yeh ek game hai, par game kya tha, aur jo bhi tha banda Chachi se sath khelne ko taiyaar tha, is Preeti ke sath to ghanta nhi khelne wala main.
