Update 8
Fir aise hi final year ke exams bhi hogaye, sab normal chal raha tha, kuch exciting nahi howa, haa ghar pe exams se phele ek cheez notice kari, ki chachi subah smart dress phen ke aati thi, aur ab woh coffee rakh ke, chupate howe aawaz nhi dete thi, lagta hai, woh bhi is melodramatic behaviour se bore hogyi thi, kyu ki ab maine unpe comment ya dhyan nhi deta tha, ek to exams the final year ke, uper se marks kam aye to bhabhi ki Kushi ka thikana nhi rahega, mere ko duffer samjhti thi, aur maine bura result laake usko sahi sambit nhi karna chahata tha, chachi alag pereshan thi, maine unko nazar andaaz jo kar raha tha, ab woh car drive pe bhi nhi ja sakti thi, kyu ke exams the, aur ek baat hai, har ladies apne aap ko important samajhti hai, aur uske dimag maine yehi fir rahta hai, ki baki sab idiots hai aur main hi queen hu, ab agar aap usko ignore Karo to usko bilkul acha nhi lagta hai, aur anjane maine chachi ke sath bhi yeh ho raha tha
Fir ek din Mama ji ka phone aaya invite karne ko hame, Nana ji har saal Mama ji ki birthday ki party kisi bade hotel main dete the, ab MLA the to show off to karna hi hota hai, aur Mama ko visibility maine bhi rakna tha, unke future ke liye, to maine aur chachi apni i10 maine puche marriage garden jaha birthday party rakhi thi
Shyam ka samay tha, sab well dressed peacocks ki tarah ghum rahe the, ek se ek nayi nayi dresses main, chachi aur maine dono gareeb ristedar ki category ko represent kar rahe the, bina sharm ke, kyu ki chachi ne to apni simple non shinny dress hi phenni thi, aur mere paas bhi koi three piece suit to tha nahi, bas party ki ronak main hum dono hi out of place and environment lag rahe the, itne maine mami ne mere ko dekh liya aur bade pyaar se aake gale mili aur mera hath pakad ke sofa pe baith gyi, chachi mummy se baatein kar rahi thi
Mami – kaha rahta hai tu aaj kal, tere kuch pta hi nhi
Mami ne ek bahut menghi silk ki sari aur full makeup main thi, gold bangles, gold earrings aur gold chains moti moti, sali puri jewellery shop banke baithi thi, ek kilo se uper hi laga Sona mereko ek najar main
Me – Mami woh final exam the na, us me busy tha
Mami – Main teri ghar gyi thi, fir hum aur teri bhabi beauty parlour gaye the, tab pucha usne koi jawab nhi diya
Me – Wah mami aap to beauty parlour se aaj full body wax karwa ke ayi lagti ho he he he
Mami – Chal chup badmash, woh to tere bhabi karwati hai
Yeh mere liye nayi news this, bhenchod yeh bhabi Hitler to hai ab Lady Diana banne main lagi hai
Mami – Haa ek baat bata tu, apne family ke whatsapp group main kyu nahi hai? La tere number bhi de mereko
Mene apna 650 rupee wala chota sala kala samsung mami ko dikhaya
Me – Isme whatsapp nhi hai mami
Mami shocked hogyi, – pagal mat bana mereko
Me – Mami aap ke Kasam, yehi hai
Mami – Are buddu, kal mere tere ko iPhone dilwati hu, ek mere bhanja hai, aur bina whatsapp ke
Me – Mami nhi chahiye please nhi chahiye,main kush hu aise hi
Mami – are pagale, GF hai ya nhi
Me – Kahan Mami
Mami – Bewakuf whatsapp se hi to banti hai, fir late night chats aur live video calls he he he
Me – Rahne do mami, jab koi hai hi nahi to kya chats aur kya calls
Mami – Acha tere marzi, lekin jab bhi naya phone lene ka ji kare, me hi leke dunge
Me – Haa pakka
Mami – Acha ek baat bata, mere ko, yeh tere bhabhi tere se itna chidti kyu hai ?
Me – Pata nhi Mami, kuch bhi nhi malum
Mami – Tu bole to main dosti karwa du
Me – Nahi rahne do na, ab main jyda Dadaji ke ghar pe gaon main hi rahta hu
Mami dheere se mere aur paas khisak gayi
Mami – Chal ek baat sachi sachi batayega ?
Me – Haa
Mami – Kuch kiya tune Bhabhi se sath ? Koi hanky panky, aur Mami ne aakh mari
Me – Kya, Pagal hogyi ho aap, janti ho aap kya keh rahi ho
Mami pe koi asar nahi howa woh chalo rahi
Mami – Agar tune hath nhi mara to yeh full body wax kiske liye karwati hai
Me – Yaar mami dheere bolona, bhaiya ke liye karwati hogi na
Mami – Nahi re, tera bhaiya to tere daddy ki tarah hi bheege billi bana rahta hai
Me – Mereko nahi pta , aap sach me marwadogi mere ko
Mami dheere se fir boli – tune to nhi mari kya?
Main kud ke khad hogya, aur ghabra gaya pasine aane lage
Mami ne hath pakad ke wapis bitha liya,
Mami – Ghabrata kyu hai, girls hotel main padi hai tere mami, in one of the best schools of India, the costliest school, samjha, mere dimag fast chalta hai, bhut fast, aur tu ya to pura duffer hai, Charon taraf tere hariyali hai aur tere ko interest hi nahi
Me – Nahi Mami kuch bhi nahi hai, aur koi hariyali bhi nahi hai
Mami – Acha ji, Mami ko hi bewakuf banayega, acha bata, chachi
Me – Kya chachi
Mami – Teri Chachi, unhon aakh mari
Me – Mami aap na marwaogi mere ko, woh ek widhwa hai
Mami – Acha ji, tu mila hai kya iski choti bhen se ?
Me – Nahi Chachi bol rahi thi Zirakpur main rahti hai, married hai
Mami – Jab mile na, mere ko fir batana, aur haan woh thaan jis se yeh dono cutpiece nikale hain na uske mila kabhi?
Mene turant jhoot bola – nahi mila
Mami – milwaogi kabhi, koi function maine, waise govt principal hai, bhut reserved hai, aur woh bhi widow hai
Me – Pura khandan hi widowon se bahra hai kya ? He he he
Mami – Baat nhi karti aage hoke kisi se, hello ka bhi jawab nhi deti, pata nhi teri chacha ko kahan se mil gayi yeh
Me – Bandar ke hath main angoor
Mami – Angoor nahi heera, features dekhe tere chachi ke, face cut dekha, cheeks dekh, main to lady hu to har cheez observe karti hu
Me – Waise ek baat bolo, aap bhi kam nhi ho Mami
Mami ne sharati smile diya aur khilkhila ke hasi
Mami – Acha ji, abhi mere pe he doore dalne shuru
Me – Ab bhi to mast cutpiece ho he he he
Mami – Are school college main thi, sab marte the, par papa ne shuru main hi promise liya tha ki acha ladke se shadi karegi, par mere pasand ke, aur maine ki, papa bhut aage ki sochte hai
Me – Woh sahi hai, dekho aap ke bhaiyon ko kitni fit jaga set kiya hai, brilliant man
Mami – Haa, chal ab tu khana kha le, fir tere ko nikalna hoga na
Me – Yaar bhut maja aa rha hai, Mami aap ke sath
Mami – Haa doore dalna jo shuru kardiya hai, aur lag gya mere peeche
Itne main Mama ji aagye, maine uth ke unke pao chuye, woh ashirwad dete howe bole,
Mama – Kaha peeche bhej rahi ho isko
Mami hasi, main to khamosh hi tha, kya bolta ki Mama ji aap ki wife pe try mar raha tha
Mami – Khane ki line main, maine kaha lag ja nhi to nahi milega
Mama – Aisa kaise nhi milega, jaroor milega, bete aaraam se, koi jaldi nahi hai, tera Mama dilwayega tere ko yahi pe
Aur Mama ji waiter ko ishara karte howe dining section ki taraf chale gaye
Maine sofe pe baithi Mami ko dekha, mere hasi chut gyi, aur main kub hasa
Mami bhi hasi rahi thi
Mami – Ek yeh mera bhola pati, mere dilwake ke manega
Me – Ab to Mama ne bhi officially approve kar diya hai Mami Ji
Mami – Haa bhai, bas fas gyi tere Mami dakuon main he he he
Disclaimer: This is a general information for all readers, please don’t search time lines aur interruptions to story flow, what I am writing is only major events in life of Deependra Alawat
Seek no bumps aur differences of characters, if he is friendly with his Mami today, please infer that they are in regular contact and hence such a conversation. Please keep this in mind while reading the story, because I am presenting major events and this is not a novel, just a short story.
Thank you all for staying with me so far
