Inspector Khan ne Udhar Rathod ko call karke apne saath airport lekar gaaya aur Jugdish ko roka plane mein jaane se. Koyi aur police wala nahin gaya Khan ke saath. Ussne Rathod ko personally civil dress mein lekar gayaa. Jugdish Raghuveer ne to bahot zabardasti karne ki koshish kiya magar Khan ne baakhubi kaam kiya. Counter par jab woh apne boading pass ko present kar raha tha tabhi Khan ne uss se passport manga formal inquiry ke jeise aur passport ko apne jeb mein rakh kar kaha.
“Aap iss plane mein nahin board kar sakte aap ko issi waqt hamare paas chalna hoga ek bahot zaroori statement leni hai aap se.”
Jugdish ghusse se laal pila hokar kaha,
“Are tum kia bigaar sakte ho mera abhi mere chacha tumhara bajata hai thehro…”
Yeh kehkar ussne apne cell phone se ACP ko phone karna chaaha to turant Inspector Rathod ne uss ke hath se mobile chinN liya aur dhire se, araam se muskurate huwe kaha,
“Nahin janaab aap iss waqt iss mobile ka istemaal bhi nahin kar sakte, hamare saath corperate kijiye issi mein aap ki bhalaayi hai!”
Jugdish laal babula ho gaya aur chillaane laga,
“What the hell is this aap log zabardasti nahin kar sakte mere saath main MLA ka beta hoon tumko apne naukri se haath dhona padega, kehdeta hoon jaane do mujhe varna achah nahin hoga tum donon ke liye, ek chutki mein donon ko suspend karwa sakta hoon mujhse mat uljho to tumhare liye thik hoga!Samjhe ke nahin Inspectors?”
Tab turant Inspector Khan ne ussko ek zor ka tamacha mara sab ke saamne aur Rathod ne ek ghunssa mara usske chehre par aur donon inspectors ne usske donon taraf se usske bazu ko pakre khinch kar ussko legaye parking ke taaraf car ke paas.
Parking mein bhi Jugdish shor kiye jaa raha tha aur kaha,
“Tum donon ko pata nahin kiss se ulajh rahe ho bus mere baap ko pata chal jaane do zindagi bhar pachtaoge tum donon, bus thodi der ki baat hai main dikhata hoon tum donon ko!”
Khan ne dhakka dete huwe ussko car ke andar dhakela tabhi usska cellphone baja. Vicky call call kar raha tha. Khan ne dhire se Rathod se kaha,
“Tum usske paas car mein baitho, bhaagne na paaye woh, Vicky ne mujhko information diya tha ke woh bhaag raha hai, ussi ka phone hai main uss se baat karta hoon okay?”
Rathod baith gaya Jugdish ke saath car mein aur Khan ne Vicky se baat kiya:
“Bolo Vicky kia bat hai ab?”
“Kia huwa Khan sahab? Roka ussko ke nahin?”
Vicky uss waqt wahin tha ussi ghar mein jahan donon ko maar dala tha. Raat ke 1 baj gaye the.
Khan ne reply kiya,
“Woh hamare saath hai gadi mein Vicky Sir ji!”
Phir Vicky ne apne plan ko vistaal mein Khan ko samjhaya aur ek ek chiz ko bilkool ussi tarah se karne ko kaha jeise usska plan hai varna sab gadbad ho jaega. Khan bahot khush huwa aur raazi huwa Vicky ke plan ke motabik kaam karne ko aur kaha ke bus 20 minutes mein uss se milta hai usski bataaayi huwi address par.
Inspector Khan car drive karte huwe Rathod se baatein karte huwe kaha,
“Ab aega mazaa Rathod, Jugdish ka baap bhi issko nahin bacha sakta ab, aur na isska uncle ACP. Ab hum isska decide karenge ke kia karna hai isska, chahe to abhi ke abhi saale ke khopdi mein che goliyan utaar dein aur kissa ko tamaam Karen hahahaha!!”
Rathod hanss pada aur Jugdish ne kaha,
“Aap log eisa kuch nahin kar sakte mujhko kia bacha samjha hai jo dara dhamka rahe ho pungi to tum donon ke bajne wala hai aur bajaunga main… police station chalo bus ek phone ki zaroorat hai sarkaar ko khada kar dunga tumhare saamne han!”
Khan ne ussko hansste huwe jawaab diya,
“Abe saale kaun tumko police station le jaa raha hai? Ladkiyon ka rape karne mein bada mazaa ata hai nah tujhe chal aaj tera rape karte hein hum donon milkar phir dekhna kitna mazaa ata hai!” hehehehe!!!
Rathod ne hanste huwe Jugdish ke laal chehre ko dekhte huwe Khan ko jawaab diya,
“Khan, isski to fatt gayi dekh keise chehra laal ho gaya isska hahaahaha”
Khan bola,
“Ab soch abhi jab apne baap se milega tab kia haal hone wala hai isska hahahaha!”
Aur Khan aur Rathod raaste bhar usska mazaak udate huwe Vicky ke bataayi hui address tak ponhuche jahan Vicky wait kar raha tha unnka.
Address wohi makaan tha jiss mein unn donon ke laash pade the, Jugdish ke saathi ke. Vicky gate ke paas khada tha Hippie ke bhess mein aur Khan ko dekhte hi uske kaan mein kuch phussur phussur karke kuch bataya…. Phir ussi makaan mein chala gaya wapas.
Inspector Khan ne tab Rathod se kaha Jugdish ke haath mein hathkadiyan pehnakar ussko uss ghar ke andar le chalen!
Jugdish object karne laga, kanoon ki batein karne laga ke ussko jurm bataye baghair ussko hatkadi nahin pehna sakte, kissi aur jagah par nahin leja sakte, police station lejana chahiye aur bahot phudak raha tha….. Rathod ne ekaat ghussa mara ussko aur hatkadi samet uss ghar ke andar lekar gaya jahan Khan ne bhi join kiya donon ko aur lounge mein baithe teenon Jugdish ko ek sofe par bitha kar….. Phir Rathod bola,
“Plan kia hai Khan?”
Khan bola,
“Plan to Vicky ko pata hai main to Vicky ka kaam kar raha hoon abhi! Hehehehe”
Yeh sunkar Jugdish ka chehra badal gaya aur donon police walon ke chehre mein dekhte hue kaha,
“Aap log corrupt nahin ho aap imaandaar police officers ho aap donon Vicky se nahin mil sakte aap log mujjhe dara rahe ho nah?!” Itna hi bola tha uss ne ke ek kamre se Vicky apne asli bhess mein usske saamne chalte huwe nazar aaye aur usski to bilkool fatt gayi!!!! Woh kabhi Khan ko to kabhhi Rathod ko dekhta phir Vicky ke chehre ko dekhta aur usske honth jeise thartharate nazar aaye… usske samajh mein nahin araha tha ke ab kia Karen ya kahe… bolti bandh ho gayi usski aur apne sarr hillate huwe khud sarr niche jhuka diye Jugdish ne…… magar ussko pata nahin tha ke uss ke saath kia hone wala hai kuch der mein…. Vicky ne jo plan banaya hai uss se to usski aur usske MLA aur ACP ki bhi baj jaegi…..
To be continued………………..
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