UPDATE – 96
khusiyan continue –
kamla – thik hai beti aaj main aise chole bhature khilaungi ki tu apni ungli hi kha jayegi choti maa – are didi,,, main ise khana khilaungi to fir ye meri ungli kha jayegi na ,,,
mujh par thoda raham to karo,,,
or sabhi jor jor se hasne lage,,,,,,,,,,
kajal ke chole bhature ki kahne ke baad kamla sidhe hi kitchen me chali jati hai or chole bhature banane ki taiyari karne lagti hai ,,,
kitchen paas me hi tha or jaha ham sab khana khate hai ,, usi ke sath me kitchen suru hota hai jaise ki aam gharon me hota hai ,,, or wahi se khana serve kiya jata hai ,, kitchen bahut bada tha to pura saman ki jagah ek round tarike se thi or kitchen ke bich me 2 shelf bani hui thi ,,, jo ki chati tak aati hai or niche se kuch bhi dikhai nahi deta hai ,, bas chati ka upari hissa dikhai deta hai jaha se blouse suru hota hai waha tak,,,,
kuch is tarah ki shelf bani hui hai,,,,,,
uske baad pragya bua bhi wahi par chali jati hai ,,,, or fir mom or sangini bhi wahi pahuch jati hai or khana banane lagti hai,,,,
madhvi —- ye heroine par mar mitne ko taiyaar rahti hai ,,, par hero ise baare me kuch bhi nahi janta hai,, agar ashu ek baar kah de madhvi se ki meri gf ban jao,, to bina time gavaye ye hero ko ha kah de,,,, par kabhi isne aisa show nahi kiya,, par ashu ko chedti bhaut hai ,,,
ye bahut hi chulbuli hai or shautan hai ek number ki ,,,, dikhne me height achi hai,,
figure,, 32, 28, 30 ,, hai …bilkul slimm type hai ,,, exercise karti hai,,, or yoga bahut karti hai,,,
shweta – mom main bhi aati hu,,
rachna – main bhi aati hu,,,,
mom – nahi beta tum aaj bahut din baad ayi ho aaj ham charo bankar khana banayengi
tum sab bahar baitho,,,
madhvi — mom main help karu kya,,,,
madhvi ke aisa bolte hi main jor jor se hasne laga,,,,,,
as – mom ab ye bandariya bhi help karegi kya ,,, ise to khana bhi banana nahi aata,,,
madhvi – muh banate huye,,, oye bandariya kisko bola tu,,,, main bandariya nahi hu tu hai langoor ,, langoor kahi ka,,,, or muh chida leti hai,,,,
as – bandariya bandariya,,, kahkar main madhvi ko chidane lag jata hu,,,
par meri is baat par madhvi ko bura lagta hai ,,, pata nahi kyo,,, or wo halka halka rone lagti hai,,,,,

rachana – dekha kaise rula diya meri bahan ko ,,, chup ho ja madhvi,, didi madhvi ko tasalli dene lagti hai,,
aisa dekh kar main bhi thoda ghabra gaya or madhvi ke paas jakar madhvi ke hathon ko apne hathon me lekar madhvi ko chup karvane laga,,,,
as – sorry didi,, aapko to pata hi hai na main to majak kar raha tha,, or aap ho ki aap
to bura hi maan gayii,,,, aise bhi koi rota hai kya,,,,
mere itna kahte hi madhvi jor jor se rone lagti hai,,,,
as – are are maine ab kya kah diya jo itni jor se royi ja rahi ho,,,,
darsal baat ye thi ki ye to madhvi ki aadat thi ki vo sabke sath prank kiya karti thi,,
or mere alava sabko samajh aa gaya tha ki madhvi prank kar rahi hai,,,
par mujhe hi samajh nahi aa raha tha ,,, or mere dhyan se hi nikal gaya tha ki ye mera ullu bana rahi hai ,, or madhvi sirf natak kar rahi hai,,,
isiliye koi kuch bol hi nahi raha tha …
as – sorry didi ,,, chalo main utthak baithak laga deta hu,,,,
or main utthak baithak lagane laga,,,,
neha – ha ab aya na unt pahad ke niche,,,, didi is banadar se or lagvao uthak baithak,
or neha jor jor se hasne lagi,,,
baki sabhi log bhi halka halka hans rahe the,,,,,,
as – man me,,, ruk ja neha main aaj bataunga tujhe jab teri marunga na,,,
tab pata chalega tujhe bandar kon hai,,,,,
main bahut der se upar niche ho raha tha ,,, miane karib karib 100 dand baithak mar li thi ,, or main thak bhi raha tha,,,
didi bas ab to ,,, main dekho thak gaya hu,,,,
sangini – are madhvi ab to maan ja na dekh ,, kaise thak gaya hai ,,,, mera beta,,,
ranjana – man me ,,, ye kaha thakta hai ,,, ye to ulta thaka deta hai,,, choot hi aise faadta hai ki bas maje hi maje aate hai ,,,
yaha baat kya chal rahi thi ,, par ranjana ke man me to bas chudai hi ghum rahi thi,,
tabhi madhvi ne jo bola usse mere kaan khade ho gaye,,, or main dekhta hi rah gaya ki ye kya ho gaya,,,,
madhvi – ek dam se apne aansoon puch liye or haste huye ,, dekha beta mera prank ab
aaj ke baad madhvi se kabhi panga mat lena samjha langoor,,, hahahahahahahahaha
or jor jor se hasne lagi,,,,,
madhvi ki is baat ko sabhi to pahle hi samajh rahe the or sab jor jor se hasne lage or main ullu ki tarah bas dekhta hi rah gaya ki kitni aasani se madhvi ne mera ullu bana diya or mujhe samajh bhi nahi aaya ,,, waise to usne mere sath aisa pahle bhi kiya hai , par,, aaj sach me mujhe bilkul bhi bhanak bhi nahi lagi thi ki ye sab prank tha,,, uski rone ki acting jabardast thi,,,,, ,
as – teri to bandariya ,,, ye kahkar main madhvi ke piche bhagne laga,,,, or madhvi ko piche se jor se pakad liya ,,,,, or apne hath madhvi ki kamar me le jakar use utha liya or charo taraf ghumane laga,,,,
madhvi – are chod mujhe dar lag raha hai ,,,
par main nahi mana or use jor jor se ghumane laga,,,,
dad – are beta chod de use ab kahi majak majak me lag na jaye,,,,
or maine dad ki baat maan li or madhvi ko chod diya or hat gaya ,,,,,
madhvi – fir se ekdam khadi rahi or fir ekdam bhag gayi,,, le le langoor,,, or mujhe thainga dikhane lagi,,,,,,, madhvi se koi jeet hi nahi sakta,,,,,
sabhi muskurane lage,,,
shweta – lo ji,,,, ghar me naina or neha kam thi ki jo ye ek or inke upar nikalti ja rahi hai,,, itni badi ho gayi hai fir bhi hamesha natkhat bani rahti hai,,,,,
madhvi – sorry didi,,,,
shweta – are main to majak kar rahi hu bas,,,,
in sab baaton se ,,, madhvi or mere is natkhati andaaj se ghar ka mahol thik hone laga tha,,, or sabhi khush hone lage the,,, or ghar me khushiyan vapis aane lagi thi,,,,,

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