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Bahubali- usne sab khatam kar diya ma’am
Ek ek plan ki dhajiya uda di
Raichand- vohi to kaam hai Daksh ka
Hum plan banayega aur vo kharab karega
Bahubali- lekin kab tak?
Raichand- us din tak jab hum kamyab nahi ho jate
Hume to ek baar hi jeetna hai aur Daksh hume marega nahi
Bahubali- aapka matlab hai…
Raichand- abse sirf ek plan banega Daksh ko kaise mara jaye
Har plan ka motive ek hi hoga
Bahubali- aapka beta hai ma’am vo
Raichand- ha aur vo mujhe jeene nahi dega lekin mujhe abhi bahut jeena hai
Bahubali- agar usse pata chal gaya to?
Raichand- vo janta hai
Aisa kuch nahi jo Daksh nahi janta ho
Bahubali- ma’am aapka business pure dunia me hai
Aap yaha sab chhod ke kahi dusre desh kyu nahi chale jate?
Raichand- vaha kya Daksh se bach jayenge?
Daksh ab sirf ek naam nahi rah gaya bahu
He is much more
Aur vaise bhi aadhe shares saanvi ke pass hai aur jis din Daksh ko ye pata chal gaya ki uske shares bhi hai aur usko papers mil gaye to we are done
Bahubali- lekin aapne to sab apne naam kar liye the?
Raichand- fake papers se
Agar usse original mil gaye to mera sab ek jhatke me chala jayega
Saanvi aur Daksh mil ke majority bana lenge aur fir mujhe apne isharo pe nachaenge
Bahubali- saanvi ma’am se baat kariye
Aapki beti hai vo
Raichand- uske liye Daksh hi uska sab kuch hai
Na usse kabhi dhokha degi na mera kabhi sath
Maine apni hi kokh se do hathiyaar ko janam de diya jo mujhe hi khatam kar dena chahte hai
Bahubali- agar kisi tarah dono ko alag kar diya jaye to baat ban jayegi
Raichand- ye bhi namumkin hai
Saanvi ke liye Daksh uski soul hai aur Daksh ke liye saanvi uske heart beats
Alag kabhi bhi nahi ho sakte, kisi bhi tarah nahi ho sakte
Bahubali- aisa kuch kar de ki saanvi Daksh se nafarat karne lag jaye
Raichand- aisa kuch hai hi nahi
Saanvi ne Daksh ko uske flaws ke sath apna mana hai
Ab hum kuch nahi kar sakte
Tum Roy ko dundo
Abhi uska use khatam nahi hua hai
Dusri taraf
Roy aur mohini nange bistar par nanga nach kar rahe the
Mohini- ohh baby I missed you so much
Ahhh you feel so good inside me
Roy- I missed you too love
But ab hume koe alag nahi kar sakta
Mohini- ab hum sab ko alag karenge
Ahh faster baby
Roy aur jor laga laga ke mohini ko chhodne laga
Mohini- pehle kon babu?
Roy- Daksh aur raichand sabse baad me aayenge
Unhe to tamasha dekhna hai
Mohini- ahhh ha meri jaan
Tum sahi kah rah ho
Daksh ko tumhre hath ki kimmat chhukani padegi
Roy- usse har ek chhij ki kimat deni hai
Chhun chhun ke badla lena hai us se to
Mohini- lekin hum ye sab karenge kaise?
Roy- Daksh mujh par trust karta hai
Mohini- ahh jaan aisi galatfami me mat rahna
Daksh kisi par trust nahi karta
Roy mohini ko kiss karte hue
Jab tumhre body uske samne fekunga to to yakeen karega na
Mohini- kya matlab?
Roy- fake meri jaan
Jiski body tumse milti hogi lekin chehra puri tarah kharab ho chuka hoga
Mohini- lagta hai Daksh ko abhi tak pehchana hi nahi tumne
Roy- pehchan liya hu esliye hi bata raha hu
Mohini- Daksh mujhe marna nahi chahta
Meri body chahe fake hi kyu na ho usne dekh li to uske side me hi tumhe bhi leta dega
Roy- ab aur nahi
Bahut khel khel liya maa beto ne
Ab bas
Ek ek se badla lunga
Mohini- bahut tadpi hu main tumhre bina
Roy- main bhi Meri jaan
Unhone to bahut kosis ki hume alag karne ki lekin mohini aur Roy ko aaj tak koe alag kar paya hai Kya?
Mohini- nahi
Aur na hi koe kar payega
Lekin hume ye jagah chhodni padegi
Daksh ke aadmi mujhe aur tumhe pagal kutto ki tarah dund rahe honge
Roy- maine sab plan kar liya hai
Ab Daksh hum tak nahi hum Daksh tak pahuchenge
Main tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga meri jaan
Mohini – I love you aadi
Roy- I love you too love
Aur fir dono bahankar chudai me lag jate hai
Aisa lag raha tha jaise barso ki pyash hai aur etni jaldi khatam nahi hogi
Jaha ye dono busy the aur vaha humare Daksh ko abhi tak kuch nahi Mila tha
Vo bechara college ghum raha tha ki koe mil jaye lekin final year ko chhod ke to sab ghar ja chuke the
Final year me kiran hi thi aur vo usse degi nahi
Vaise Nidhi bhi thi lekin vo abhi tak aaye hi nahi thi interview deke
Daksh aur Arjun chai wale ke bath ke sutta maar rahe the tab tak Pawan aur Karan aa gaye
Daksh- aur loduo mil gaye naukari?
Karan- tere bhai ko naukari aur chaukri ke liye kabhi mahnat karni padi hai Kya?
Pawan- beta baap hai tera
Esliye uchal raha hai
Arjun- tera kyu muh utra hua hai
Pawan- kuch nahi
Uncle ek chai dena aur sutta bhi
Daksh- job ka kya Hua?
Pawan- bole call karenge
Arjun- matlab nahi hua
Pawan- matlab mujhe bhi pata hai chutiye
Daksh- hum pe kyu chhila raha hai bc?
Job hi to hai aaj nahi to kal mil jayegi
Pawan- MC marks dekh hai mere?
Karan- nahi aur dekhne bhi nahi hai
Kya pata attack aajaye bc
Pawan- ha aur yehi haal job dene walo ka hoga
Daksh- hojayega kahi na kahi
Stress mat le
Aur chai pee
Pawan- nahi hua to tu to karayega hi
Daksh- Arjun ko bol kiran se bol ke Kara dega
Arjun- bc har chhij me mere baad kiran hi kyu aati hai?
Karan- vaise Daksh sahi bol raha hai
Kiran se bol ke Kara de
Arjun- main kyu bolu?
Aur bc kiran eski dost nahi hai Kya?
Pawan- teri dost se jada hai na
Esliye bol raha hu
Arjun- Lund hai meri
Aur main nahi bolne wala usse
Pawan- sale dikha diya na apna asli roop
Koe baat nahi Daksh hai na mera bhai
Arjun – do feet door rah
Mujhe apne aas pass gandgi pasand nahi hai
Pawan- bc tu bhi?
Karan- are sab matlabi hai Pawan mere bhai
Pawan- sahi kah raha hai karan
Karan- ha lekin do feet door hoke hi baat kar
Hum berojgaro se baat nahi karte
Arjun- aur kal se humare sath nahi niche bathna
Gandu
Pawan- muh tod dunga bc sabka
Jada bole to
Daksh- naha ke aana pehle
Pawan- maa chudao
Aur Pawan vaha se chala gaya
Arjun- oye lodu
Paisa kon dega uncle ka
Pawan- jiski job lagi hai
Fir sab haste haste Pawan ke piche ho liye
Daksh Pawan ko pakad ke
Tu tension mat le
Apni taraf se sabko gand de de fir bhi kisi ko maja nahi aaya to I promise main kara dunga kahi
Pawan- bc TATA me chahiye
Daksh- hume tujhe sir pe kya bathaya tu to kaan me mutne lag gaya bc
Arjun- sakal dekhi hai apni TATA me kaam karenge ye
Pawan- bc mujhe tumse baat hi nahi karni
Main khud kar lunga
Daksh- Khud kar lena
Lekin apne dealer ka naam to bata de
Kahi tu mar gaya to kya karenge hum
Pawan- sath leke marunga bc
Karan- chal ro mat
Aaj daru meri taraf se
Pawan- vo to teri gand maar ke bhi lete bc
Etni aasani se nahi chhodenge
Daksh- aur kisi ka hua?
Arjun- Hritik to bacha hai
Pata nahi kaha hai vo
Pawan- ruhi ke pallu me ro raha hoga
Daksh- sale uske pass kisi ka pallu to hai
Khud ko dekh
Etni mahnat se Ladki patva ke di thi vaha bhi gand mara gaya
Pawan- Khud pati thi samjha
Pagal thi bilkul mere liye
Karan- bhai esko mirror gift kar dete hai
Nahi to ye galatfami me hi mar jayega ek din
Arjun- sahi bol raha hai
Aise hi ye log bakchodi karte rahe aur fir apne apne flat chale gaye….
