Update-135
Vc- to kaise tayari chal rahi hai?
Daksh- sir sab acha hai
Aapse kuch help chahiye the
VC – bolo for time kyu waste kar rahe ho?
Daksh- sir vo kuch colleges games me participate karne ke liye team nahi bejh rahe
VC – kyu?
Daksh- mid sem honge us waqt esliye
VC – tum mujhe list bejh dena
Main baat kar lunga
Daksh- thank you sir
Sir vo ground me science exhibitions karne ki permission bhi chahiye thi
VC – ye chhoti moti chhijo ki permission ki jarurat nahi hai tumhe
Ek blank paper me khud se likh ke khud se sign kar lena
Koe problem ho to vo dikha dena
Koe nahi rokega tumhe
Daksh- thank you so much sir
VC – I have high expectations from you Daksh
Function acha hona chahiye
Daksh- acha hi hoga sir
I promise
VC – good
Aur kuch?
Daksh- nahi sir
Abhi ke liye etna hi
VC – to fir jao
Mera kyu time waste kar rahe ho?
Daksh- sorry sir
Aur Daksh vaha se chala jata hai aur Nidhi ko text kar deta hai ki vo apna kaam start kar de
Uske pass materials to Daksh ne pehle hi bejhva diya tha aur etna sab sunane ke baad Daksh usse call to bilkul nahi Karna chahta tha
Nidhi ko text karne ke baad Daksh Arjun ke pass chala jata hai aur dono kuch nahi karte bas pure time bakchodi karte rah jate hai
Arjun- Daksh main soch raha hu yaha bich me ek smoking aur drinking room ka jugad kar dete hai
Bahut kamae ho jaegi
Daksh- idea to bahut acha hai
Aur left me pool table bhi laga lete hai
Arjun- ek bar sahi rahega
Aur dancers ki performance bar me hi Kara denge
Daksh- ha aur paise uthane ke liye kuch volunteers laga denge
Arjun- hum to ek raat me hi ameer ho jaenge bc?
Daksh- fir to apne aur mukesh ke bich me thoda hi gap bach jaega?
Arjun- are cross kar denge mukesh ko bhi
Daksh- kya idea hai bc
Arjun- aur ek room bana denge ki jo bhi sundar sundar ladkiya aaegi unko direct humse permission leni padegi entry ki
Daksh- fee dene ke liye
Lekin hum na cash lenge na card aur na digital payments
Arjun- bilkul sahi
Ek hi method use hoga payment ka
Daksh- baki londo ka kya?
Arjun- unse double vasulenge
Bc compensate bhi to karna padega na?
Daksh- ha aur teachers ke liye bhi same room
Arjun- bc pragrati ma’am kya lag rahi thi kal re
Gand hi fat gaye thi meri to
Daksh- Saree me vo humesha hi kahar dhati hai
Arjun- mujhe to unse pyaar hogya bc
Daksh- bhabhi hai sale teri
Arjun- fir main holi ka intezaar karta hu
Bhabhi ke sath hi khelunga vo bhi bhang peeke
Daksh- gand me hi gusa dunga bhang
Meri pragrati ki taraf dekha bhi to
Arjun- nahi pragrati sirf Arjun ki hogi nahi to kisi ki bhi nahi
Daksh- chal fir ma’am se hi puch lete hai
Vo kisko pasand karti hai
Arjun- beta kal unhe mujhe bulaya tha vo bhi Arjun bol ke
Bade pyaar se
Hayeeeeee mar kyu nahi gaya main
Daksh- ha aur ye bhi bata ki data entry ke liye bulaya tha?
Arjun- are vo to bahana tha
Asli makshad to mujhe aur unhe hi pata hai bas
Daksh- aaj fir jana data entry karne
Arjun- kisi ki jal rahi hai Kya?
Daksh- beta ye dekh
Message aaya hua hai ma’am ka
Arjun- kya likha hua hai ye?
Daksh- kisi ke message nahi padhte
Daksh phone chhupa ke
Arjun- kal assignments submit kara dena nahi to zero de dungi
Hahahahhahahahaha
Maine padh liya tha
Daksh- are ye to bahana tha
Asli makshad to unka mere se baat karne ka tha
Arjun- khayalo ki dunia se bahar aaja
Aur reality me jee
Daksh- vohi kar raha hu
Pragati ma’am sirf meri hai
Arjun- lund hai tera bc
Daksh- chal chhod
Aaja ek joint fukne chalte hai
Bahut kaam kar liya aaj
Arjun- ha be bahut thak gaye yaar
Bc ye tab se bakchodi kar rahe the aur dikha aise rahe hai jaise pata nahi kaha ka pathar toda ho
Bahar jake maal fukte hai fir dono alag alag ho jate hai aur Daksh kuch kaam dekhne chala jata hai
Vaha pahuch hi raha tha ki Rocky ki call aagaye
Daksh- tu sale manhosh ho gaya hai meri life me
Humesha buri khabar hi lata hai
Daksh bina Rocky ki baat sune bol deta hai
Rocky- bhai sun to lo
Daksh- kya sunu?
Tu acha to kuch sunata nahi hai
Rocky- bhai Mrs. Raichand aur mathur mil gaye hai
Daksh- dekha bc maine bola tha tu manhosh hai meri jindagi me
Rocky- bhai mujhe jaise pata chala maine socha aapko bata deta hu
Daksh- aur tune ye nahi socha ki mujhe pata ho sakta hai?
Rocky- aapko pata hai?
Daksh- aisa kuch hai jo mujhe nahi pata?
Rocky- sorry bhai
Daksh- Mayank kaisa hai?
Rocky- ab bilkul thik hai
Daksh- mansi kaha hai?
Rocky- Roy mansion me
Daksh- bahut badiya
Kya kar rahi hai vaha?
Rocky- ye to nahi pata
Bhai deal hone ke baad to Roy desh chhod ke Jane wale the na?
Daksh- ha to?
Rocky- fir gaye kyu nahi hai?
Daksh- kyuki unki gand me ek keeda hai
Vo marega nahi aur vo jaege nahi
Ek kaam kar bande leke Roy mansion chala ja
Rocky- kya karne?
Daksh- firoti mangne
Rocky- vaha mansi bhi hogi
Daksh- esliye hi to bejh raha hu
Fir usse puchna ki vo Kya kar rahi thi vaha
Rocky- kya vo sach bategi?
Daksh- dimag hai ya tatti bhara hua hai?
Rocky- sorry bhai
Daksh- vo sach nahi bategi
Lekin careful ho jaegi
To fayda humara hai
Rocky- carefull hone pe humara kya fayda?
Daksh- bc sach me tatti hi bhara hua hai tera
Jitna bola utna kar
Dimag mat chala jab nahi hai to
Rocky- main jata hu bhai
Fir phone kat jata hai aur Daksh sabse tayari ke bare me puchta hai aur jo problem aa rahi thi unse solve karne lagta hai
Esse me bahut time nikal gaya aur raat ho gaye
Daksh vapas aa raha tha ki Sakshi mil gaye
Sayad usse ka intezaar kar rahi thi
Sakshi- sir beer?
Daksh- chal
Daksh ne jada kuch nahi bola kyuki usse laga ek dam se problem ho sakti hai esliye dheere dheere hi kaam aage bhadana sahi rahega
Dono lake pe chale gaye aur beer peene lage
Sakshi- thank you
Daksh- fiki fiki thank you nahi leta main
Sakshi- geeli kaise dete hai?
Daksh- batau main?
Sakshi- nahi rahne do
Kuch ulta hi bologe
Daksh- ulta lita ke to main leta hu
Sakshi- kya?
Daksh- nahi rahne do
Ulta hi sochegi
Sakshi- acha aapne mujhe saree pahane ko kyu bola?
Daksh- sare utarna pasand hai mujhe
Sakshi- lekin main kyu utarungi?
Daksh- gella thank you bolne ke liye
Sakshi- kuch jada hi sapne nahi Dekh rahe aap?
Daksh- acha hai dekhunga tabhi to pura karne ke liye mahnat karunga
Sakshi- ye bhi sahi hai
Daksh kuch bolne wala tha ki phone bajne laga
Saanvi ka tha aur Daksh ko pata tha kyu kar rahi hai esliye Daksh ne attend hi nahi kiya
Do teen baar aur aaya lekin Daksh ne nahi uthaya
Sakshi- all good?
Daksh- yeah
Boyfriend hai tumhra?
Sakshi- ha(juth)
Daksh- kon hai?
Sakshi- kya Karna hai?
Daksh- marunga sale ko
Sakshi- lekin kyu?
Daksh- meri marji
Main senior mujhse question kaise puch sakti ho tum?
Sakshi- lekin mere boyfriend ne kya bigada aapka
Daksh- mujhe daldal pasand nahi hai
Sakshi- matlab
Daksh- matlab chhodo
Kuch der aur baat karte hai dono beer peete peete fir khatam ho jati hai
Daksh- hogaye tumhri beer khatam
Chale?
Sakshi- hmm
Fir dono uth ke hostel ki taraf aane lagte hai
Daksh- go now
Entry nahi mili to oyo ka kharcha karva degi mera nahi to
Sakshi- hehehe thanks
Aur jane lagi
Fir ek jhatke se mudi Daksh ko halka sa kiss kiya aur gayab ho gaye
Daksh ne etna expect to kar hi liya tha esliye vo bilkul surprise nahi hua
Jaise hi muda uske just piche saanvi khadi thi aur phone me ek video chal rahi thi
Jaha kuch logo ne poonam ko pakad rakha tha
Saanvi- last chance
Daksh ne gusse me saanvi ka phone chhina aur jor se jameen par de maara
Fir par se buri tarah kuchal diya
Daksh- tujhe jo karna hai kar
Samjhi
Jo karna hai kar
Aur mujhe jo karna hoga vo main karunga
Tere sath to kar nahi sakta majburi hai meri lekin auro ke sath bahut kuch kar sakta hu
Esliye dobara mere samne mat aana ye bachkani harkat karne
Esse pehle main apna control aur vaada dono kho du
Samjhi?
Aur Daksh vaha se gusse me chala gaya
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