Update-125
Daksh cultural head ke office me batha hua tha
Sir- have you prepared the list?
Daksh- sir I was thinking if you will appoint someone else?
Daksh ne last kosis ki
Sir- we can’t
Decision liya ja chuka hai
Now have you prepared the list?
Daksh- yes sir
Sir- show me
Daksh- sir games Hritik handle karega
Volunteers and all first things related to first year Karan karega
Ruhi and Pawan will select the participants and the guest
Chauhan will be the head of security
Sir- what’s about Arjun?
Daksh- sir Arjun aur main mil ke sabko dekhenge
Sir- suggestion
Take Nidhi for the science exhibitions
Daksh ko to ye bhi nahi pata tha ki bc annual function me tech bhi aatein hai
Daksh- sure sir
Main baat karta hu usse
Sir- Daksh koe gadbad nahi hona chahiye
Tumhe last time se acha function karna hai
Daksh- sir apne mujhe choose kiya hai maine nahi bola aapse
Kuch gadbad hue to I’m not responsible
Sir- beta gadbad na ho esliye hi tumko banaya hai
Daksh- preparation ke liye on duty leave chahiye
Attendance nahi katva sakta main
Sir- ye to maine pehle hi soch liya tha ki tum bologe
Uski fikar mat karo
Daksh- mere team ko bhi
Sir- pure college ko dedu?
Daksh- sir kaam to sab karenge na
Sir- fayda utha rahe ho?
Daksh- sir aap mera bhi to fayda hi utha rahe ho
Sir- okay fine now get out
Daksh vaha se uth ke chala gaya
Ab achi baat ye thi ki attendance ka janjhat khatam bc
Pure ek mahine gand mara sakta hai lekin fayda ek tha aur nuksan bahut sare
Engine ke kaam par fark padega, uske plans postponed karne padenge aur kahi kisi ki gand maar gaye bich me to fir usko kaise thik karega?
Etni bhid ka fayda uthane ka to sab sochenge na
Fir jo har engineer soch ke sare kaam karta hai vohi Daksh ne aaj pehle baar socha
“Maa chudae jo hoga dekha jaega”
Vaha se Canteen chala gaya jaha sare bakchod pehle hi bathe the
Daksh- Hritik ek kaam karde
Hritik- gand de pehle
Daksh- ruhi ka sach me galat asar pad raha hai bc espe
Ruhi- mujhe bich me lana jaruri hai?
Daksh- tujhe kon bich me la raha hai
Tu starting se yahi thi
Hritik – kaam bol
Daksh- Nidhi tere project me hai na?
Hritik- ha to
Daksh- pehle to mujhe ye batao bc annual function me science exhibitions kon rakhta hai bc?
Arjun- koe nahi rakhta bhai
Daksh- to fir ye college wale kyu gand mara rahe hai?
Karan- madarchod science exhibitions bhi hai?
Karenge kya ek lund se kitni chut chhod sakte hai ye experiment karke dikhaenge
Karan ki pith pe pada ek jor ka ruhi ka mukka
Karan- behaaaaaaaaa…..
Ruhi- kya?
Usse ankh dikhate hue
Karan- sorry behan bol raha tha
Ruhi- good
Pawan- hota hai
Last time bhi tha
Daksh – ye to nahi bataya tune?
Pawan- bhul gaya tha
Arjun- gand marana nahi bhulta?
Ruhi- kya problem hai exhibition me?
Daksh- are ha
Hritik tu Nidhi se baat karle
Vo lodu ne bola hai Nidhi se karane ko
Hritik- tu baat kar
Main kyu karu?
Daksh- kar de yaar please
Vo chheep ho jaegi meri
Pawan- Hritik mat kariyo
Bahut pareshan karta hai ye bc usse
Karne de esse hi
Daksh- oye bc bhaiyo ke bich kyu bol raha hai?
Hritik- chal chal nikal
Main nahi kar raha
Daksh- bas yehi pyaar tha?
Hritik – ha yehi tha
Daksh- yaar please kar de na bhai
Vo dimag kha jaegi mera
Hritik – mera kya fayda?
Karan- sahi sahi bc
Ab tu bolne lag gaya Daksh ki juban
Daksh- sale tu to meri side bol le
Karan- hum maje ke side hai
Daksh- beta jada din nahi hai tere pass
Hole jitna khush hona hai
Karan- fir kya hoga?
Daksh- fir teri khushiya khatam aur Hritik jaisa haal ho jaega
Arjun- vaise Hritik sahi hi bol raha hai
Tu sale bina fayde ke kuch karta hai jo hum kare
Daksh- bc tujhe to kuch bol bhi nahi raha main
Tu kyu gand mara raha hai?
Arjun- jo sahi hai vo hai
Daksh- beta badla liya jaega
Har ek chhij ka badla liya jaega
Hritik- pehle jake Nidhi se baat kar
Daksh- samose to khila do bc koe
Ruhi meri pyaari si dost
Please
Ruhi- smell aa rahi hai kahi se?
Nahaya nahi na tu aaj
Bhag door mere se
Daksh- had ho gaye bc
Bhukh lag rahi hai yaar
Karan- to hum nache
Daksh-gand marao
Daksh uth ke Canteen se chala gaya
Ruhi- oye ruk
Main la rahi hu
Daksh- khud kha lena ab
Aur Daksh bina ruke chala gaya
Ruhi ko laga ye pagal naraj hogya vaise bhi ladkiyo ka dil thoda soft hota hai
Londo ko lund kuch fark nahi padta
Daksh vaha se nikla esliye tha kyuki usse bahar road me Sakshi jati dikh gaye thi
Ab direct baat to kar nahi sakta tha esliye phone nikala aur yuhi kisi ne baat karne laga taki Sakshi usse notice kare aur fir baat karne aaye
Aur hua bhi vaisa hi
Sakshi ne jaise hi Daksh ki aawaz suni aur aagaye Daksh ke pass
Sakshi- hello sir
Daksh ne usse ek minute rukne ko bola aur fake call continue rakhi
Fir
Daksh- hie
Sakshi- kaise ho?
Daksh- good
You?
Sakshi- me too
Maine suna hai aap organiser head ho function ke?
Daksh- free pass nahi milega
Sakshi- hehehe
Mera bhi dance competition me naam kara dijiye?
Daksh- mujhe kya milega badle me?
Sakshi- jo aap chahte ho usse chhod ke baki sab
Daksh man me Ladki samjhdar hai
Daksh- baki sab mere pass already hai
Sakshi- kara dijiye na please
Ye bahut acha moka hai mere pass mere dream puri karne ka
Daksh- dream of dancing?
Sakshi- yes
Daksh- I will let you know
Sakshi- aap hi to list banaoge na?
Fir kara do
Daksh- dekhunga agar koe aur mil gaye jo mujhe vo de sake jo main chahta hu
Sakshi- main to pyaar de sakti hu bahut sara
Daksh- sweetheart tumhre aur mere pyaar ki definition me bahut difference ho sakta hai
Sakshi- main universal definition ki baat kar rahi hu
Daksh- ek kaam karo
Fuck off
Sakshi- huu
Pyaar ki koe value hi nahi hai
Daksh- nahi
Bilkul nahi hai
Sakshi- okay
Jaisi aapki marji
Aur Sakshi chali gaye Daksh Nidhi ke pass chala gaya
Dundne se to mili nahi to bechare ko last me call hi karna pada
Nidhi- kya hua?
Tum yaar piche hi pad gaye?
Daksh- science exhibitions hai function me
Nidhi- pata hai mujhe
Daksh- to fir organise kara do
Nidhi- I think tum participate karne ko bol rahe ho
Daksh- main organise karne ko hi bol raha hu
Nidhi- nahi
Mujhe bahut kaam hai
Daksh- tumhe to acha lagta hai na ye sab
Nidhi- ha lekin mid sem bhi hai
To sorry
Aur mud ke jane lagi
Daksh- acting mat kar yaar
Kara de please
Nidhi- Daksh tum kitni jaldi please aur sorry bol dete ho na?
Matlab bhi pata hai?
Daksh- nahi pata
Ab ha bol jaldi
Nidhi- mera kya fayda?
Daksh- bc mere dialogue har koe mere pe hi maar raha hai
Nidhi- karma is a bitch
Daksh- karna hai ya nahi?
Nidhi- fayda batao
Daksh- kya chahiye
Frustration me
Nidhi- ek raat
Daksh- what?
Nidhi- ek raat sirf tumhre sath
Hell lots of kisses and hugs and cuddling
Daksh- main kisi aur ko dond lunga
Nidhi- dund lo fir
Aur Nidhi vapas chali jati hai
Bc jo sala Daksh ko jante nahi hai unhe hilane ke liye Daksh ki aawaz khafi hai aur yaha log uske marne pe tule hue hai
Pure din yehi bakchodi hoti rahi aur Daksh sabse gand marata raha aur end me raat ko vapas jate hue vohi Rocky ka call aagya
Daksh- kuch acha bata de bc aaj
Dimag ki Maa chudi padi hai
Rocky- mujhe lagta hai mansi kuch nahi kar rahi
Daksh- proof?
Rocky- proof to nahi hai abhi
Daksh- to tujhe lag kaise gaya?
Gand marae hai usse?
Rocky- bhai call history nikali
Location trace ki
Kis kis se milti hai sab pata kiya
Daksh- fir?
Rocky- uska yehi routine hai
Mayank sir se milne se pehle bhi yehi routine tha
Aur abhi bhi yehi routine hai
Daksh- Roy se kya relation hai?
Rocky- uska abhi pata nahi chala hai
Daksh- bc koe Roy mansion me har roj kyu jaega?
Samjh me nahi aa raha
Roy ki najayaj to nahi hai?
Rocky- chance bahut kam hai
Roy ne mohini se pyaar Kiya hai
Daksh- fir mohini ki najayaj ho sakti hai
Rocky- eske possibilities hai
Daksh- pata kar
Aur vo families?
Rocky- sab pata chal gaya bhai
Daksh- mujhe batane ka plan tha ya nahi?
Rocky- vo apne hi es time call karne ko bola hua hai
Daksh- thik hai
Detail send kar
Rocky- karta hu bhai
Fir Rocky detail send karta hai aur Daksh vahi road ke side me bath ke sab kuch badi dhayan se padhne lagta hai…..
