Update-115
Daksh- do naam bejh raha hu
Unka bio data nikalna
Mayank- ab ye kon hai bc
Daksh- kabhi bina question ke bhi kaam kar diya kar
Mayank- bhosdike yaha hazar kaam hai
Tu pata nahi kitno ke khate khol ke batha rahta hai
Daksh- karna hai ya nahi?
Mayank- ha sale dosti ka fayda utha le bc
Kon hai ye log?
Daksh- ye pata kar enki kamjori kya hai
Strength kya hai
Kya pasand hai
Kya nahi pasand hai
In short puri janam kundli
Mayank- aur esse kya fayda hoga?
Daksh- ek aur kahani suru ho jaegi
Mayank- bhai jitni chal rahi hai utni kafi nahi hai kya?
Enhi me gand lagi padi hai bc
Daksh- karde bhai
Mayank- time lagega
Daksh- vohi nahi hai mere pass
Mayank- sale paise safeed karte karte gand faat gaye hai meri
Upar se tune bol diya ye bande aaenge enko etna de dena
Usko Etna de dena
Ye kar dena
Vo kar dena
Bhosdike main tere liye kaam nahi karta
Hum sath kaam karte hai
Daksh- kyu gand maar raha hai?
Bata kya problem hai?
Mayank- mujhe vacation chahiye
Daksh- abhi to hoke aaya bc Australia
Mayank- oo bhosdike vo bhi tera hi kaam tha
Sala pata hai kaisa feel hota hai kisi ki ungliya kaat ke
Bc do din tak hosh nahi aaya tha usse
Daksh- mujhe to nahi pata bhai
Maine to bas galle kaate hai
Mayank- gand mara bc
Daksh- acha chill kar
Main Rocky ko bol deta hu
Tu hoya jaha jana hai tujhe
Mayank- rahne de bc
Main kar dunga
Nahi to baad me sunaega
Daksh- are tu jana gumne
Teri bandi bhi khush ho jaegi
Mayank- bandi?
Daksh- bc mujhe dunia ki information rahti hai sala ye bhi nahi pata hoga mere apne kaha kya kar rahe hai?
Beta teri to galat gaand marunga main
Sale mujhse nahi bataya tune
Mayank- are bhai vo…..
Daksh- aagya bhai pe
Bc etni der se to bahut galliya de raha tha
Mayank- sale sar pe mat chad
Maine esliye nahi bataya kyuki tere kaam ke chakkar me mujhe time hi nahi mil raha tha
Daksh- waw beta waw
Yaha ye writer readers ke question mujhe pe daal deta hai
Yaha tu apni juth chhupane ke liye mujhe par hi kichad uchal raha hai?
Mayank- acha sorry
Khush ab?
Daksh- kon hai ye to bata ab?
Mayank- jaise tujhe pata hi nahi hoga na
Daksh- mujhe nahi pata bilkul bhi
Mayank- chutiya mat bana
Daksh- sach me nahi pata bhai
Mayank- vo aise hi kisi ka bejha udhane gaya tha usse ki beti hai
Daksh- waw sale
Dusman ki beti se pyaar?
Mayank- ha aur jaise tune to ristedar ki beti se pyaar kiya tha na
Daksh- lekin vo dusman ki bhi beti nahi hai
Mayank- baap ko mat sikha
Daksh- chal chhod
Tu ja uske sath masti kar
Main Rocky se karva lunga
Mayank- ye last kaam kar raha hu
Fir sale ek mahine tak dikh mat jaeyo mujhe
Daksh- thank you
Ek tu hi to mera apna hai
Mayank- ha ha ha ha baki sab bua ke hai
Chal ab gand mara
Daksh- Jaldi nikal
Mayank- okay
Aur fir phone kaat jata hai
Daksh class chala jata hai vaha se
Aur last me as usual bath jata hai bas fark Etna tha ki aaj Karan uske side me batha tha
Karan- aur Lodu kya chal raha hai?
Daksh- chhup hoja
Attendance jaruri hai
Karan- bhai se bhi?
Daksh- bc bhabhi se bhi
Karan- bas yehi dosti yehi pyaar tha?
Daksh- agar main class se nikla….
Daksh Etna hi bol paya ki order aagya aage se dono ko class se bahar jane ka
Aaj jada dukh es baat ka tha ki bc attendance kat gaye nahi to Daksh humesha bach jata tha
Daksh- mara li gand?
Class ke bahar nikalte hi
Karan- rota kyu hai
Chal sutta marne chalte hai
Daksh- sutta bhi tera
Snacks bhi tera
Aur chai coffee bhi teri
Karan- ha bhai sab main peela dunga
Ab chale?
Fir Daksh aur Karan vaha se sutta marne chale jate hai aur thodi bahut bakchodi karte hue fuk kar vapas bhi next class ke time aajate hai
Uske baad koe bakchodi nahi hue
Shanti se sari classes hue aur fir sab apne apne raste chale gaye
Daksh aaj lab chala gaya kyuki bc progress ho nahi rahi thi aur bakchodi badhti ja rahi thi
Jab Daksh lab me gussa aur ab jo ki 5-6 gante ho gaye the
Bina kisi distraction ke kaam kar raha tha
Dunia me kya chal raha hai ye es waqt uske dimag me bilkul nahi tha
Jo tha vo ki ye engine kisi bhi tarah banana hai
Gand faat jaye lekin bc mission pura hona chahiye
Laga raha bahut time tak fir lab head ne jab Jane ko bola to vaha se nikal gaya
Chauhan ko phone kiya aur uske flat par jake maal fukne laga
Daksh- Maine suna naman tournament ke liye ja raha hai?
Chauhan- suna to sahi hi hai
Lekin tujhe usse kya?
Daksh- matlab ruchi akeli hogi yaha
Chauhan- akele bhi hogi
Lekin tujhe usse kya?
Daksh- kuch nahi bas aise hi puch raha hu
Chauhan- threesome kare es baar ruchi ke sath?
Daksh- beta hath bhi nahi lagane degi tujhe
Chauhan- esliye hi tere se bol raha hu
Daksh- chal chal nikal chal nikal
Bhag yaha se
Aur sale tere to dost ki bandi hai na
Chauhan- dost nahi chutiya hai sala lodu
Daksh- kya hua?
Chauhan- are ab kya hoga
Jo chutiya hai vo to chutiya hi rahega na
Daksh- ye baat bhi sahi hai
Lekin bc ruchi jo majje deti hai na vaisa majja koe nahi deti bc
Chauhan- pata hai mujhe
Bahut log bol chuke hai
Daksh- bahut log se kya matlab?
Chauhan- are enka har dusre din jhagde hote hai to ek do din ka breakup ho jata hai
Ye chutiya do dino tak peeta hai aur vo do dino tak chudti hai
Daksh- acha bc esliye jal rahi hai teri
Bc dunia ko mil rahi lekin tu hath maal raha hai
Chauhan- yaar ek baar try karna to banta hai
Bc Etna suna hai uske bare me
Daksh- na aaye tere hath vo kabhi
Chauhan- dekhte hai
Fir ye dono thodi der aur bakchodi karte hai fir Daksh nikal jata hai
Raat ko kuch nahi hua
Next day college me pahuch gaye sab
Daksh lunch time me nikla aur Sakshi ko dundne laga
Lekin mil nahi rahi thi usse
Daksh apne aap se
Bc number maang leta to sahi rahta bc
Vo girls hostel ke aas pass gum raha tha ki sala Sakshi dikh hi jaye lekin kismat bhai ki
Lund nahi mili
Kisi ne kandhe pe hath rakha to ek baar dil khush ho gaya ki bc aagaye lekin jaise hi muda vaha nivedita khadi thi
Nivedita- kise doond rahe ho?
Daksh- tumhe hi
Dikhti nahi aaj kal
Nivedita- mere number hai aapke pass
Etna hi miss kar rahe the to call kar dete
Daksh- mujhe laga busy hogi
Nivedita- sir bata bhi do ab
Main help kar dungi
Daksh- Sakshi ko
Nivedita- first year?
Daksh- ha
Nivedita- Pagal hai vo aapke liye
Daksh- janti hai tu usse?
Nivedita- ha
Same hostel
Daksh- kitni mahnat karvaegi?
Nivedita- bilkul bhi nahi
Lekin serious ho sakti hai vo
Daksh- bc mere se impressed hoke koe ye serious hone ki bakchodi kaise kar sakta hai?
Nivedita- sab aapke mere jaise nahi hote na
Daksh- chal chhod usko
Tu bata aaj kya plan?
Nivedita- jo aap bolo
Daksh- fir thik
Raat ko call karunga
Nivedita- okay
Fir Daksh nikal gaya
Vapas class start hogaye aur vapas vohi bakchodi
Class ke baad Daksh lake pe maal fuk raha tha ki kisi ki call aaye
Daksh- hello
Mathur- hello
Kuch news dene thi aapko
Daksh- bolo
Mathur- raichand group Roy group ko khareedne ki soch raha hai
Daksh- ye to mujhe pata hai
Esse aapko kya problem?
Mathur- mujhe koe problem nahi hai
Unke aane se company ki reputation bhi badegi
Daksh- lekin kya?
Mathur- jaisa aap kar rahe ho usme rukavat aa sakti hai
Daksh- mere kaam ke bare me mat socho aap
Apni fikar karo
Mathur- matlab?
Daksh- raichand ke aane ke baad vo director ki position to le nahi sakti
Kyuki kiran ke pass bhi shares hai aur bina galti ke usse hata bhi nahi sakti position se
Mathur- ha to?
Daksh- to ye ki director vo ban nahi sakti lekin board ka sabse powerful member kon banega?
Ye dekh lo
Mathur- esse kya fark pad jaega?
Daksh- businessman aap ho
Aap jada jante ho
Maine to bas aise hi General knowledge ke liye bata diya
Mathur- problem batae hai to solution bhi bata do
Daksh- es address pe chale jana
Mera ek banda milega vaha
Jo bole chhup chhap bina kisi question ke kar dena
Aapki position aapki hi rahegi ye mera vada hai
Mathur – okay
Aur phone kat jata hai
Opposition team ke batsman se kaise apni team jeetvani hai ye Daksh se behatar koe nahi kar sakta
Raichand aaegi jaruri lekin karegi vohi jo Daksh 3000km door bath ke bolega
Ye game bahut lamba chalne wala hai bc
Daksh muskurata hua vaha se utha aur lab chala gaya
Raat ko pehle nivedita ko oyo me pela fir usse hostel chhod ke flat pe chala gaya…..

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