Update
Agali subah mera mausi se samna hi nahi hua kyuki Mai chote mama and mami ke sath unke sasural chala gaya tha aur sham me vapas aaya…
Mama ko bahar jaana tha isliye mami ko unke ghar ghumne le gaye the . Aur sath me mujhe bhi lapet liya..Raat me Roshan ke sath mai mama ko train station chhodne gaya…
Raste me Roshan bahut khush najar aa raha tha… but mere baar baar puchne pe bhi kuch nahi bata raha tha….
Khair ham ghar aa gaye…aur fir thodi der idhar udhar ki baate karne ke baad ham dinner ke liye chale gaye…
dinner ke baad ek baar fir sab log apne apne bed me aa gaye the…
But Roshan jo roj mere bagal thodi hi dur pe lagi khat pe sota tha aaj gayab tha…
Khair maine uspe jyda dhyan nahi diya aur masi ke baare me sochne laga..
Kal ke baad se hamari koi baat nahi Hui thi
Maine kai sarre sorry ke msg bhi kiye but masi ki tarah se koi response nahi aaya..
Aaj to dinner time mausi mujhse najare bhi chura rahi thi…
Maine jab dekha lagbhag sab log so gaye hain to mausi ko fir ek msg kiya…
Me : sorry mausi….
Bahut der tak Koi reply nahi aaya…
Mujhe laga mausi so gayi hain…
Maine fir se ek sorry ka msg karke sone ke liye mobile rakha hi tha ki ek msg mobile pe flash hua…
Mausi: pahle itani gandi baat bolte ho fir sorry bolte ho…
Me: maine jo feel Kiya bas bol diya… aapko bura laga ho to sorry….
Mausi: bura… mujhe bahut bura laga..
My reply,: sorry mausi….
Mausi reply: babuu…mai mausi huu tumhari Mere baare me tumko Aisa nahi sochna chahiye…
Me: sorry mausi but aapki madak siskiyon ne mujhe pagal kar diya tha…
Mausi reply: heeeheee…to kyun dekh raha tha…jab dekhoge to man to hoga hi ….
Me: sach me mausi kal raat bahut man ho Raha tha bas isiliye puch liya…aapki itani khubsurat body dekh koi bhi control nahi kar sakta hai…
Mausi reply: control karna sikho nahi to dekho hi nahi…samjhe…
Me: aap ab bhi mujhse gussa ho…
Mausi reply: are nahi yarrrrr….mai samajhti huu…mere liye tum Aisa kyun feel kar rahe the…….but Mai tumhare sath kuch nahi kar sakati huu… sorry….
Me: koi baat nahi mausi……..Maine to bas aapse pucha tha…aapka man nahi hai to koi baat nahi….
Mausi reply: mere man ki baat nahi hai babuu..
Hamara rista hi aisa hai ki ham ye sab nahi kar sakte…tumko to mujhe dekhna bhi nahi chahiye…
Me: please mausi ab dekhne se mat rokana.
Mausi: hehhee.. nahi rokungi…but mere baare me ganda ganda mat socha Karo
Me: ab imagine to karunga hi.. mujhe hilana bhi to hai….
Mausi reply: kamine kahi ke…
Me: ek baar aap bhi imagine karna.. apne boyfriend ke sath karte hue…
Mausi reply: kya??
Me: yahi ki aapke boyfriend ki jagah mai hu
Mausi reply: sudhar Jaa…heheeee..
Me: vaise ye aapka boyfriend hai kaun…
Mausi reply: mere college me padhta hai..Yaha pe uski bua rahti hain unke hi ghar aaya hua hai…
Me: ohhh….kab se chal raha hai ye sab..
Mausi reply: teen saal ho gaye…
Me: teen saal se aaplog romance kar rahe hain…
Mausi reply: are nahi yarrrrr…voh boyfriend hai teen saal se…
Me: fir sex kab se ho raha hai…
Mausi ne reply nahi kiya…
Me: kya hua mausi??
Mausi reply: yarrr tum kaise kaise sawal puchte ho…???
Me: batao na please…
Mausi reply: bas yarr abhi start hi hua hai.Abhi college band hone se pehle ek baar hotel gaye the aur ek baar college ke piche park hai usame kiya tha…uske baad to tune pakad hi liya…
Me: heeeheee… isiliye aapka boyfriend itane josh me rahata hai…
Mausi reply: ab kya karu yarrr….mai huu hi aisi cheez jo agar koi ek baar aankh bhar dekh le to diwana ban jaye…. Aur usane to mujhe chakh hi liya hai…. heeheee…heeeeheeee
Me: aur kitane diwane hain..
Mausi reply: heeheee…mere diwano ki list bahut lambi hai baby…bas nasheeb uska hi buland hai jo mujhe usase pyar ho gaya..
Me: sach me naseeb buland to hai..
Mausi: heeehee..
Me: aur kisi ka naseeb buland raha hai..
Mausi reply: tera Matlab kya hai??
Me: I mean ye aapka pahla boyfriend hai..
Mausi reply: tujhe kya lagata hai..
Me: aapke jaisi khubsurat ladaki ke piche to bahut saare ladke pade honge..
Mausi: padne se kya hota hai..yahi mera pahla aur aakhiri boyfriend hoga… samjhe …..
Me: kyun??
Mausi reply: kyuki Mai isi se shadi kar lungi
Me: heeeheee..
Mausi reply: vaise tu bhi kafi lucky hai tujhe voh sab dekhne ko milta hai jo kisi ko nahi milne wala…heehehee..
Me: heeeheee…aapke boyfriend ko pata hai ki mai dekhta huu..
Mausi reply:pagal hai kya…voh tujhe maar dega… samjhe…
Me: heeeheeee…
Mausi reply: dant tod dungi…
Me: to Aaj nahi aa rahe sahabjaade..
Mausi reply: voh to jid kar hi raha hai… use sayad ab apne ghar bhi jana hai…
Me: to bula lo na…mai guarding ke liye to huu hii…
Mausi reply: heeeheee…taki tum fir se mujhe kal ki tarah gande gande msg karo..
Me: are mausi aap bhi na… maine to bas apni feelings share ki thi…Maine aapke sath koi jabarjasti kiya??
Mausi reply: nahi yarrr…Maine kab kaha tune jabardasti ki…
Me: to fir…
Mausi reply: chal ab chhod bhi use…
Me: okay…thik hai fir sote hain…
Mausi ka turant reply aaya..
Mausi reply: tumko need aa rahi hai kya??
Me: nahi kyun??
Mausi reply: tumne bola ki guarding karoge to maine use aane ke liye msg kar diya hai.. abhi thodi der me voh aa jayega…
Mere chehre pe smile aa gayi..
Me: to aapko guard ki jarurat hai..
Mausi reply: hmmmm…thodi si help kar do..bas aaj ke liye…. please…….
Me: okay…but mujhe kya milega…
Mausi reply: yarrr…jo tu chahta hai voh nahi ho sakta hai…mai vaisi ladaki nahi huuu…Mera bas isi ke sath affair hai aur college khatm hote hi ham shadi bhi karenge…
Me: cool mausi…mai kab kah raha huu aap usase shadi na karo…
Mausi reply: fir mai tujhe kya de sakti huu..
Me: are mausi jaan…mai to bas aapke gol gol duddhu dekhne ka ichha rakhta huu………..Please itana to mujhe inaam Milana hi chahiye…
Mausi reply: heeee heeeee…tu apni mausi ko nangi dekhega…
Me: ab dekh bhi nahi sakata huu…
Mausi reply: badmash kahi ke… Aur fir mere baare me gandi gandi imagination karega…
Me: ab imagination me bhi kuch nahi karne doge….
Mausi reply: to mere duddu bhi imagine kar le…mai nahi dikhane wali…
Me: please mausi…
Mausi reply: yarrrr…….aaj to nahi ho payega Maine suit pahan rakha hai…
Me: thik hai promise karo baad me dikhaoge… please….
Mausi reply: abhi tak maine apne boyfriend ko bhi kabhi nahi dikhaya hai…aur tu chahata hai ki mai tujhe dikha duuu…
Me: kyun aaplogne kabhi bhi kapde nikal ke sex nahi kiya hai..
Mausi reply: kaha yarrr…aisa time hi nahi mil pata hai.aise hi ham fatafat kar lete hain
Me: ohhhh shit…fir aapne asali maja liya hi nahi…
Mausi reply: acha ji …tumko bahut pata hai
Me: heeehheee…meri bhi girlfriend hai aur usko mere sath bahut maja aata hai…
Mausi reply: kya???
Me: sach me meri girlfriend hai aur hamlog sex bhi karte hain…
Mausi reply: heehheee…fir janab aap mere piche kyun pade hain…
Me: kyuki aap bahut khubsurat hain…
Mausi reply: lag raha hai tumko mai kuch jyada hi bha gayi huuu… heehee
Me: itana ki mera bas chale to mai aapke sath Sadi kar luuu…
Mausi reply: mai tujhse 10 saal badi huu..
Me: heee…to kya hua…meri girlfriend aapse bhi badi hai…
Mausi reply: kya???
Me: hmmmm…aur mai use bhi khush kar deta huuu…
Mausi reply: mai to tujhe bachha samajh rahi thi…tum to pahuche
hue chij ho..
Me: ek baar mauka to do mai aapke sath bachha kar sakata huu..
Mausi reply: chal bhag bada aaya…
Me: heee…heeee..
Mausi reply: mere bachhe ka baap sirf vahi hoga… samjhe…
Me: but mere jitna handsome nahi hoga..
Mausi: heeeheee…chalega mujhe…
Me: soch lo….
Thodi der baad mausi ka reply aaya…
Mausi: babu voh 5 min me aa jayega..
Me: thik hai aap jao…mai dekhta huu..
But Roshan aaj apne bed pe nahi hai..
Mausi: uski tension mat lo voh choti bhabhi ke room me soya hoga..bhaiya nahi hai na..
Bhabhi akele nahi soti hain…
Me: fir yaha hall me kyun nahi aa gayi sone..Ya fir itani saari ladies hain kisi ko bhi bula sakati hain.. Roshan hi kyun?? Dal me kuch kaala hai…heheeee…
Mausi reply: jyada dimaag mat laga.. sab tere Tarah nahi sochate…
Me: matalb ??
Mausi reply: are kuch nahi…unki beti itani chaduka hai ki puri raat ro ro kar pareshan karti hai isiliye koi unke sath sona nahi chahta hai..
Me: ohhhh…
Mausi reply: Roshan bechara sidha hai na..Fas jaata hai bichara….heeeheeee…
Me: ab kya pata fas jaata hai ki fasana hi chahata hai…
Mausi reply: tum nahi sudhrogo…
Me: are aap uske chehre ki khushi dekhi hoti tab aapko pata chalata…
Mausi: bakwas band kar mai jaa rahi huu voh aa gaya hai…
Me: okay … befikar ho kar maje karo..
Baki sab mujpe chhod do….
Mausi reply: thanku baby…
Me: welcome…Aaj try kar lena..
Mausi : kya??
Me: dudh pilana…
Mausi reply: bakkkk…
Me: ek baar pila kar to dekho na maja aaye to kahana…
Mausi reply: mujhe sab pata hai… tujhe bas mere boobs dekhne hain…
Me: are aap try to Karo … aapko bhi maja aayega aur isss gareeb ko bhi maja aa jayega….
Mausi reply: heeehheee…dekhti huu..
Chal Mai jaa rahi huuu…
Me: okay…
Aur fir mausi room se bahar chali gayi…
Wait for next update….
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